Let’s help our pal, Phil!

Let’s help our pal, Phil!

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cringe

Dumb fucking virtue signaler talking shit about something he knows nothing about. Does he think it's the NHL Florida Panthers?

This is the best idea.

Other teams defenses would tire twice as quick when having to deal with I GET KNOCKED DOWN I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN

finna cringe

>Everyone kneels
What?

It's symbolic of the inevitable teabagging that all the other teams will get at the hands of the Florida Crackers

>melancholy horns in the background
~~**pissin the night away**~~

>the absolute state of america in 2017
I can't fucking wait for Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo boys

so has he fought in a MMA match yet or is he still """"training""""

HOLY FUCKING DIMES

BASED CM PUNK FINNA LIVING IN THE ALT-RIGHT NEO NAZI'S HEAD RENT FREE AND WORKING THEM INTO A SEETHE

holy finna cringola!

Seriously, politics is in every fucking thing now. Everyone has the "us vs them" mentality. I want to move. Canada, perhaps?

it's much, much worse in canada

Wait people are getting unironically triggered by based Phil here?

Good fucking lord the state of this site...

He got utterly BTFO

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a Gracie Jiu Jitsu pink belt from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Weaseled out of a drug test
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

doesn't vince own UFC now?
>tfw he says fuck the rules and books CM Punk against Brock Lesnar in a MMA match

I can't imagine that's true.

>florida

This thread needs a theme song
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>this is the face of the 'swole left'

I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

Cenafag btfo

Go change your tampon bruh bruh