DALLAS COWBOYS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS GAMETHREAD #2

10-7 Dallas

LEGGO RAIDURRS

Cowboys are trash, how can anyone shill for them after this?

COWBOYS FUCKED NOW

DAK PIKSCOTR

>Pick Sixcott

cowboys 2nd half collapse incoming

I thought Dak was good?

LMAOOOOOOO

HOW CAN DALLAS EVER RECOVER

DAK IS A BUST BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LMAO FUCKING DAK

>DAK

>Sack Pickscott

Wrong score dummy

PICK ANYWAY

Femanon here.

Why do you beta males hate girls that aren't virgins here? I think that this stems from your deep rooted insecurities, it's pathetic honestly. Does a girl with sexual experience scare you? Stop pretending that sex is a bad thing, it's what young people do. You'd never deny a non virgin girl in real life so keep pretending. You'd feel honored if a real woman showed interest in you, that's the reality. Quit having unrealistic standards

SAK PICKEDOFFF!!!!!

>Rayne Dakota

terrible playcalling leads to this bullshit

The chinstrap is part of the body? That might be the dumbest thing i've ever heard

>PRESHIT

Is dak the worst QB in the league right now?

The CLASSIC 3rd quarter cowboys collapse

>Hack Messcott

>femanon here

what do you think friends

>Dak Pickscott

Didn't the Raiders only have 2 INTs coming into this game lel

What milk is best milk?

>your chinstrap is part of your body

Sean Lee would've caught that ball and scored a touchdown.

>sak picksix
>sak pickshit
>shat pickcock
>shat pissshit

80395179
my (you)s are too valuable for this

INHALES.


SAK PRESCOTT.
BASED NICK FOLES

>inb4 13 (you)s

Yes

...

(You)
>inb4 virgin
I don't care if a girl is virgin or not

I used to own an M6, BMW's are trash, get a Lexus

How many miles?

>THE NFL WILL NOW DETERMINE WHAT A CATCH AND POSSESSION IS

>Paying 18k for a 2006 used car.

theres the clapper!

doesn't count

REVERSED HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAYLAND GAYDERS

No. He’s just the most overhyped QB who will still have a job because some stupid old fuck who has ruined his club for decades somehow believes he is good.

yes, everyone here despises women because we never get laid, that's the bare honest truth

What's the Mileage on it?

>Dak is the next brady
>Dak is a franchise QB
>Dak is good

>that would have been a pick six if he had used his fucking chinstrap
wow

GUNGAAAAAA GUNGAAAAA

>2006
Give me the mileage my man

>2006

Jesus, I wasn’t even born when this car was manufactured.

Ur gay

Jedi Master "fuck books" Yoda

>$18k for a 2006

Friendly reminder that inbred uneducated Drumpfags vote agaisnt their economic interests

>18k for a 12-year-old BMW
i wouldn't pay more than 7k for it

I always find it weird when I see someone driving a bmw/mercedes thats more than a decade old

>cowshits

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How the fuck do you throw picks against the worst secondary in the league?

87k

I think I would have really struggled to lose my virginity to someone who wasn't a virgin as well.

I like the early 90s/late 80s bimmers tbqh.

i wanna die

No dude.

>tfw I wear a hazmat suit so I'm never ever down

do you guys ever wonder how much gay sex happens in NFL locker rooms?

SUPREME

(You)

Leaf, just fuck off. Everyone hates you.

2 actually, and by being Dak

tits or GTFO

pls do

probably 5k overpriced, but m5s are fucking sweet

JUST CATCH IT DAMN IT

don't fall for the used BMW meme, BMW's are complete garbage. I used an M6 and it had problems since I bought it, I bought it with 9k miles

todd downing is such a fucker i hate him

your receiver stops running his route, a rusher tips your pass

>soyboys unironically bailed out of a touchdown because the chinstrap is considered part of the body

user I...

That was an ugly kick lmao

I wish Janikowski was here

Dak is literal shit. Foles, Goff, Keenum and Garop are all better.

HAHAHAHAH JUST

Dat kick

I have a mini Cooper (made by bmw). They are indeed trash

>EP 9
>yoda revealed alive and big bad
>kylo and rey face him down
>"always two there are, student and master"
>mysterious figure steps from the shadows
>"master, yourself introduce."
>"Sith Lord Jar Jar"

If its classic I understand, but when its something like 06 I always wonder why they aren't driving a newer one.

Like were you balling at one point and now you aren't or whats going? The upkeep on those things are too expensive for all that

brb VANOS exploded
brb 7mpg V10
brb brb

That 11 got his hand on Smith's back so DBC

>Garop
Literally who?

>interception and great field goal position
>raiders offense blew it
They told me Carr would take Brady's crown, wtf happened?

What is wrong with soy

what should i jack off to lads?

thats a cute car user
what color is it

>Barely kick a shit tier FG out of that

It's genetically modified

these are the other options near that pricepoints

lol. what a dumb rapist.

You wanna give my my Vaseline please, Bryant?

>buy Madden over Thanksgiving
>finally get a chance to play it
>lifelong Bois fan so I obviously play the bois
>throw nothing but picks when calling anything but slants and screens
>somehow always target Witten even when I’m not trying
The level of realism in this game is really impressive

took a shot on first down and it didn't hit, such is life and the gamble

>tfw been an ironic racist for so long i think i might be an unironic one now and don't even know for sure