ALRIGHT. WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?
ALRIGHT. WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS?
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wasn't me
FAGGOT
THEONEWITHTARTARCONTROL
I love my Grandma Jenelle. She's the sweetest person in the entire world, and God bless her. BUT SHE'S OLD AS FUCK!
So many good pre-teen memories of this fucker
>quoting him relentlessly with friends
>tricking my grandparents into saying TG quotes
>falling for the death scam
>eternally waiting on new videos
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, WE FIND OUT IF ANYBODY STILL GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!
We're gonna be outta the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36$
TONIGHT
ON UNSOLVED SHIT
I WOULDNT FUCK HER WITH MY OWN ASS
IT'S EASY FOR DENNIS TO GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE DENNIS IS SO FULL OF SHIT
...
IF SHE WERE CAR, SHE'D BE A FOUR DOOR FORD WHORE
bitch.
You motherfuckers!
PIIIIISSSSSSS!!!
GO COUNT YOUR DICK!
YES!
HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!
NOT THAT STING PIECEASHIT
It's pretty good....
...
ID KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY NAME WAS
>in highschool drumline
>have to chant "eat 'em up, eat 'em up, go titans go!" at the end of a cadence
>replaced it with "fashion bug, fashion bug, where's the paper towels?!" until we got yelled at
2009 was a good year
I DON'T HAVE A DICK YOU PRICK
Shirlena?
>fashion bug
A TOURETTES RETARD SHOUTING FASHION BUG IS GODDAMN HILARIOUS
GUY IS A BONAFIDE COMEDY GENIUS
MY WIFE WAS FUCKING EVERYBODY IN BISMARCK
I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!
What?
NOONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT!
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
B A C O N A N D E G G S
LAST NIGHT, SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE
CALL THE POLICE
CALL THE POLICE
CALL THE POLICE
He played Data on Star Trek.
THAT'S RIGHT
500 DOLLARS WORTH OF BULL
SHIT
Some of my friends taught a kid with downs that went to our high school to swear and yell TG quotes in the hallway whenever he saw them. Looking back it was pretty fucked up but it was funny at the time. I think his family had to re-train him not to swear anymore.
Fake and gay. Fuck off with this unfunny oldfag shit.
HEY, THERE'S A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING GOING ON IN THIS ROOM
WHERE'S MY FUCKING GLASSES
WHOS THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?
What are you going about?
HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS
Bacon and eggs dear
WHAT IS THIS?
"SHIT LOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY"?
HUH?!
What??
YOU COCCCCCKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkssssuuucckkkkeeerrrrrrrrrr
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS
BITCH
I LOVE YOU
Don't talk shit about Total
>bird flies into his face
But dad, SmackDown's on!
Remember that wrestler from the 80s Dusty Rhodes? Man he was a piece of shit!
severely underrated mashup
WE'RE AT THE ASS END OF A CHURCH!
>Well you know who I am?
>YOU'RE A FAGGOT!
>How did you get the naked pictures of the underage girls?
>RONALD MC-GOD DAMN-DONALD!
I don't give a shit
SHIT!
SHIT! !!!!
The First Baptist Church, to be exact.
YES I'm not the only one who remembers him watching TV and Alf shouting "call the police". What clip was that again?
I'm watching the first season of Alf on DVD
Alf
ALF
YOURE 93 YEARS OLD AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ALF IS?
*slams the phone down*
PIECE OF CRAP
calm down... calm down...
DONT get a big DICK!!!!!!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
These videos were going around before YouTube was even a thing. Fucking newfags
FUCK SALT
COOOOOOOMBS
AND HER SPAGHETTI SUCKED DICK
I heard she was a lesbian
THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE