>You are out in the woods for a walk
>Suddenly you see a swedish moose™ peaking out from a pine tree
>It comes rushing towards you
What do?
You are out in the woods for a walk
Barely noticing it's there, because I'm so used to them.
wiggle a big black dildo and throw it, run opposite direction
Attack it with an improvised spear
Curse the white devils who made this devil of a thing.
Stand still, dont back down. It is probably a mock charge
Laugh desu.
Got face to face with a Leopard once.
Report him to the Environment Agency so our moose per capita numbers could be measured efficiently and maybe one day we could dethrone Sweden as the moose king.
Moose seriously wounds multiple people every year here and there has been at least one death from them this century.
Barely reacting to an attacking moose is dangerous
How tall is this thing?
They can be huge, most of them are huge. I'm not sure but i think they may be the largest land animal in europe
A moose bull can reach 2.5 meters from the ground up and weigh as much as 900 kg.
That's a really big one though.
Mostly they weigh around 700 kg.
>What do?
Depends. Is it hunting season? In that case I'm shooting it.
If not I will get behind the nearest tree.
Something something larp as wow hunter
nextnature.net
Turn on my GoPro and have a fight to the death!
I charge at it
>be in big city
>walk home from pub
>random moose on the street
Charge towards it and put it into sleep with a sidekick.
>sidekick.
Fun fact : moose can also kick sideways.
And one of their kicks is powerful enough to crush a wolfs skull (or a humans).
>out with dog in forest
>see two mooses
>dog starts barking and the moose stop and look towards us
>mfw
Shut the fuck up Görän or I'll kick you through your screen.
Nothing, since it's in Sweden while i'm not.
It'd be a finnish moose if i were to see one at a forest
Gotta love the moose.
>huge
>aggressive as fuck
>can run faster than any human
>can kill bears and wolfs with a single kick
>everywhere in Sweden, if there is more than 10 trees around there is probably a moose hiding behind them
But they do make for some damn good meat though. Been hunting them for 9 years now.
hope it kills me quickly
hello conny
Hej hej.