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I COULD BE THE PERFECT DAUGHTER

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>when you cum inside and she isn't on the pill

"You're Welcome" is best song.

EVERYTHING IS BY DESIGN

Most underrated song coming through
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i like it

I don't have any plans on ever watching this. Why have you lot watched it?

>Lin Manuel Cuckanda

It's alright, overrated though. Two good songs: Shiny song and You're Welcome.

>you lot
wtf go away

I want to fuck her so bad.

nice armpits

It's modern Disneykino

Just watched the movie today. Thought it was bretty good. Really pretty film.

I want to consider her coconuts

So in the movie why doesn't it establish all the incest from the gods? Also why isn't Maui married even though he killed the snake to get the coconuts?

COLONIZED when?

A pretty comprehensive treatment of the Demigod Maui is given in the 1923 book, "Hawaiian Historical Legends" By William D. Westervelt.

If you look, you can find it for free online as a pdf, epub, or Kindle.

>you lot

>STILL no porn of her getting raped by white explorers

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Best song.

>you lot

This is what native Hawaiian women really looked like.

Best Disney Movie in years. I mean, it's not hard but still.

Looks kinda asian

Moanas song when she was finding herself was pretty good too, but the other 2 you mentioned are the best.

wife material

They were Tongan/Pacific Islander anyway

Hey there's a nipple there. Can't believe I missed it.

All the thematic establish your own identity stuff was really touching.

Can you believe people complain about journey of a hero stuff? What a farcical critique, especially when the story is rooted in indigenous mythology.

Moana was probably a big hit all over Polynesia, because it contained a lot of imagery and folklore that islanders were raised on and intimately understand. Having vacationed in Hawaii, I am aware of some of it, and was able to imagine, from my limited experience, how much my Hawaiian friends must appreciate the many cultural and historic references in the film. I'm betting a lot of them consider it a favorite movie, as well as a work of art. I'm pretty sure, though, that a lot of it went way over the heads of people who don't know any islanders, or have have never been to Polynesia.

Oh? Please feel free to explain the scintilla of what you imagine you know. Go on.

Nah a lot of them were pissed it got the lore wrong

Only a complete idiot would expect everything they see in a movie to be real.

Yeah but it takes a genius to believe it's real.

What? It's just another Disney cartoon, much better than Frozen. Nothing to really be ashamed off.

I'm kinda' digging nu-Disney. Their music is fun and their stories are unique, and their songs are cheerful.

It's a nice movie, good visuals, some feels. Frankly better than a lot of the dreck I've seen over the past year.

>when you make a normie meme and don't get any (you)'s

die

hahaha, people normally post about how their eyes were opened culturally from visiting countries that possess significantly different values, not fucking hawaii you stupid burger. even so your bragging is like 19 y/o backpacker shite

pretty comfy movie with some nice songs. i enjoyed it

This. Every other song was mediocre at best, and almost all of them were forgettable.

the visuals were nice and moana a cute

yooooooooooooooo

Shiny was the one song I didn't care for.

I Am Moana was God Tier.

Disney and all that fuckinfg singing

>A lot of them were pissed it got the lore wrong

Who? From what I've seen Polynesians love this movie, and the only people that were bitching about 'culture' were white tumblrinas

she looks just like my cousin

We're gonna have to see some photographic evidence.

*SSSNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF*

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>princess wants to escape responsibility and explore the world

what a novel concept by Disney

Thank you for the amazing insight, Mr. Attenborough

To be honest, Moana was the second film since the Renaissance in which they clearly made a case of expositive organicism between image, time and music. Not as good as Tarzan's use of Phil Collins, but it's a start.

it's a kids show are you really expecting some mind blowing plot?

What's a good torrent rip under 5 gb for this one?

This.

>she revitalized their culture

No Diz princess ever did that.

>under 5GB
>good

Fuck off.

>keeps saying she's drawn to the water
>isn't actually a mermaid of some kind

Disappoint.

Post the screenshot where shes upside down with her eyes closed not open please.

Way better than Frozen.

More movies need giant glam rock crabs.

CUTE

BUT I ALWAYS COME BACK TO THE WATER

We Know The Way was the best song.
Shiny was undoubtedly the shittest one and among Disneys worst.

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Underrated song coming through

I will just leave this here:
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what is this shit? I'm not reading all that.

ive read it before so ill tldr

hawaiins basically all fucked each other including children and never wore clothes

wtf I love Hawaiians now

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Why didn't they include this?

because they wanted original songs. I'm sure if Israel was still alive, he would have been inbolved with the music.

are you a fucking retard nigga

I literally just watched this to see the hair and the water move. It's a technological leap from Frozen.

hmmm i wonder why

Genocide tripfags. Especially

>be asian
>Sup Forums associate me with niggers
Fuck you honkeys seriously. Stop doing this...

My dad does this. Made it very hard to buy the Moana doll because she doesn't allow me to have black dolls like Tina

Yes. It could have done without the homosexual crab singing showtunes.

Faggot detected. Sea kelp.

This. Probably the best Disney song to come out in a while

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Well?

It was journey of a hero bruh, the distillation of stories. Just because the jews figured out how to monetize Jung and Campbell doesn't mean the story form is corrupt.

This. She rescued her father(culture) from the bottom of the ocean. Jordan Peterson would be proud.

I really tried to get on board the Frozen bandwagon but never fully could. The movie was pretty good, not great. And there were really only 2 songs I think I liked. Moana was great and I had almost every song stuck in my head.

BEGINNERS

>literally next to a wet cock

Except she ultimately accepts the mantle of chief after realizing how important it really is.
Her island dying is what forces her to rediscover the origin of her people, and then sets forth to save them. If the crops hadn't started dying she would have dropped the stone and ended the movie right there.

>Brown Skin
>Fat Arms
>Fat Legs
>16 Years Old

ew

This movie was garbage

1. Boring characters. Both of them look disgusting. Moana look generic at best.

2. Entire boring plotline on the fucking boat

3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off

4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta

5. Songs were horrible, so forgetable and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.

6. The forced chicken and little tatooguy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots

7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would

8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded

Seriously fuck this movie. A typical production made by black suits and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes. Fucking brainless SJW's.

The bitch is such a fat pig she has mother fucking cankles!

t. contrarian

t. SJW

She's just big boned

Pretty much how I felt as well

These posts appear in every thread. THe first one never works as bait so I don't know why he keeps trying to post it. The 2nd one is always guaranteed replies though.

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Don't see it talked about but I enjoyed this song, though I don't think it's Disney original.

Peado

I knew next to nothing about the Polynesian peoples so it caught my curiosity the same way Shaka Zulu and Apocalypto did before.

I knew it would warm my cold dead heart for an hour or so as pretty much every other Disney assembly-line movie has before.

Also the hair animations were really cool.

Elsa is really wins in terms of sexyness