Get me Tom Hardy

>get me Tom Hardy
>He's not available sir
>ok get me his more talented better looking American counterpart

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They are not similar in any way.

>more talented
>better looking

Kill yourself

Anglo != heeb

>Get me Tom Ford
>he's busy working on the new mathew mchganehay blockbuster
>ok, does Michael Kors know how to do movies?

They grunt a lot

You're on your own with this one, OP. Tom Hardy is the fuckin man.

This is the manliest kike there is and he still lools like a fucking faggot

One batch...

>better looking

My sides

He went to Skidmore college.

He's a talentless hack. He plays the same role in every show.

You just described Tom Hardy

>Get me-
>....
>What do you mean "he's already in wardrobe"?

Tom Hardy did not go to Skidmore College.

>Skidmore college

I thought Jews were supposed to be smart

RIG
LEMMEASKU SUM

>you could've had Shane as Mad Max instead of that grunting faggot

lel, discounted corey stoll

Hardy mumbles though.

Skidies as we call them (I'm from that area) are not known for lifelong achievement. They're known for being born rich, being mediocre, and living off family money as long as possible.

>discounted corey stoll
>10x the actor stoll is

this guy needs his own operator franchise. Would be perfect for the Tom Clancy character of John Clark, aka Rainbow Six.

>google the character
>Tom Hardy is in talks to play him in an upcoming movie

>get me that black lieutenant that was on The Wire
>he's not available sir
>then get me his non-union British equivalent!

>He's already in negotiation with the studio for a role in the quadrilogy

>Nobody cared who I was until I put on the Maskewsumpinrick

MASK

>Oh fuck Emma Stone just won an Oscar. She'll be too expensive
>Got ya covered senpai

Tom Hardy is more attractive and talented.

>We need a jewish actress but our budget is low
>Got you covered, sir

>better looking
nope
>more talented
ahahahhahahah... HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Who is that cutie patootie?

>get the better looking better actress for less money

Not bad deal sempai.

Tom Hardy is the GOAT

>those arms
>my dick

>bane counterpart
>not lmg
one job faggot

MASK U SUMTHIN CIA

MASKJEWSUMTHIN

the more talented one too to be honest

He's in this new movie that's probably the most excited I've been for a crime caper since Smokin Aces or RockNRolla.

youtube.com/watch?v=byb2eJ_lLes

this, what a fucking idiot OP is