Drive

Let's say you were forced to change one thing about this movie, what would it be?

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The part during the opening scene where he steps on the gas and the engine roars into action, but he's still doing the same speed as the car in front of him

Make me the driver

Washing hands is mandatory.

Add more delicious violence

the director ha ha

In the stripclub when he tells Chris, "remember this?" and is about to take to his head with a hammer, instead of a bullet he's holding a dildo.

Less dialogue

Add "The River" also by Chromatics to the soundtrack.

Christina hendricks tits out

Make him wash his hands before shaking.

Get him a real car like a honda or swift

The driver has a one scene interaction with his gay lover.

Hey, Sup Forums, I was wondering do you know the difference between love and obsession? And what's the difference between obsession and desire?

make the last 1/4 of the movie somehow not totally shit

When the little kid is talking to him about sharks being bad guys, Driver realizes he's a bad guy and bites a chunk out of the kid's leg. Like a shark.

remove the toothpick shit

I liked the scene where you think he's dead then he blinks.. I just wish there was something more conclusive

Full penetration. And here's the twist... and there is a twist.

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We show it. We show all of it.

better kills in the third act

the bad guy doesnt kill heisenberg cutting his arm, but instead shoots him

Rooney as Irene

recast ron perlman. he was out of place. a clownish performance that belonged in a different movie.

>the Jew doesn't ritually slaughter the goy in front of the star of David
It's like you didn't understand the movie

Inject an actual story
>'Romantic' arc leads nowhere + The girl is Uggo AF
>I'm only here for 5 memes
>Ending: I know you have to die, you know it, lets just die

Literally nothing happens

No

> Christina hendricks
is it a meme to call emily blunt christina hendricks or what? im not sure cause I used to think they are one person too.

Replace Ryan Gosling with Adam Sandler. And make him also replace Carey Mulligan with Adam Sandler in drag.

You can be driver talking like that
>Human Bean

Change "a minute on either side of that" to "a minute after that"

LIKE FOREVER EVER?

Make everything after the first 10 minutes like the first 10 minutes

haha it was on purpose

>tfw no good sharks

You just keep going

Record yourself saying:
>I Drive

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Why is drive posting a thing again?

You sick fuck

you did not provide the evaluation of my qualifications as a ryan goslingesque driver though ? ? ?

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have the driver reveal his name is baby

Ps replace Carey mulligan with Michelle Williams.

Your performance would give reason for the film to actually have a story

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I DONT EAT, I DONT SLEEP, I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*blocks your path*
Hey user, want a toothpick?

I was surprised by how much the driver actually talked. I was expecting him to be almost completely silent.

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Make Irene's son and Standard white.

>Let's say you were forced to change one thing about this movie, what would it be?

Driver would talk less.

Probably replace all the gore done in post with practical effects, aside from MOMMY getting headshot since that looked real good

Other than MOMMY what gore was overtly sfx?

Elevator smash was just a quick cut. You don't really see Oscar Isaac die. Albert Brooks' shadow gets killed, Ron Pearlman died in a Wide shot, Heisenberg was realistic looking blood. whomeye missing?

> whomeye missing?
whomeyevst'st've

In the beginning where they get spotted by the helicopter on the bridge. Drive Guy slams the gas pedal and you hear the car rev up but the car still moves as slow as every other car on the road.
I would make the car go faster.

Make all the cars he Drives manual transmission
The car chase scenes were ruined because the cars used were disgusting automatics

Make his death more explicit at the end. I get that Refn was going for ambiguity, but it just comes off as confusing. He dies, and the final driving scene is all in his mind as he slips away.

> He dies
why ? ? ? because you said so? fucking cunt.

Jeff?

the characters or the second half of the plot

Nic Cage every role.

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I'd recast Elle Fanning as the driver

make the headstomp less terrible. fucking shane dawson did better effects