DFB-Pokal Pre-Hype thread: Der KLASSIKER

Good vs. Evil

That's not how Lewa looks like these days, user.

>bayernwinslol

>either of these teams
>good

Can we all agree that tax evading, child prostitute shagging, competition outbuying Bauern München are the bad guys or are you all somehow hung up on Dortmund once being mismanaged into bankruptcy, now being stockmarket floated and not performing very well this year?

Puligoat will lead us to victory!

No

every time we played in the bauernhof, a hero was born. this round i'd bet on pulisic to become this year's hero. 3-1 dortmund, buyern btfo.

I believe in pulisgod

both are evil, but Dirtmund is by far the lesser evil.

It will be a really boring game. Its like Barcelona against Espanyol

Barca vs Espanyol is fun thanks to murderball.

No, I will NOT watch your cup competition

>17
>child

KEK

well legally it as seen as child prostution.

>17
>adult
double kek, you obviously don't know one or the other.

>its another bayern wins with refball episode

make it stop ;_;

How many goals will PuliGOD score today, lads?

>Klassiker

What will PuliGOAT get his sister forchristmas?

Just 1. He will also have an assist.

He will go home to his parents for christmas and be the best player in the /Bundes/. Most of us won't.

Where do I watch this as an ameribro?

Indoors with shoes on.

/r/soccerstreams or Fox soccer1/2 but it's on wednesday.

No bully...

thanks bro, I knew it was weds I just wanted to get prepped

FYI it's actually on ESPN2 in the US

Nobody calls it der klassiker you marketing pleb

Yeah, it's "die Klassikerin".

But we somehow have to sell it. Do you think it's easy to sell this bayernwinslol league to some poor Chinese child labourer? It's tough. So we make it sound interesting. HSV need to make it to 8th place to not be insolvent. Just play along ...

Fag spotted