ITT: We cook up the worst sequel ideas possible
First up:
FIGHT CLUB 2: BREAKING THE FIRST 2 RULES
Staring:
Channing Tatum
Justin Long
Sam Worthington
Plot Summary:
15 years after the tower bombings, Fight Club has grown in size, with members even in Congress. After an initiation prank goes wrong, Fight Clubbers find themselves in an intense fight against America's true enemy: ISIS!
Directed by Brett Ratner
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Rogue One
>a third reboot of Spiderman
The Expendables 4 where it turns out everyone's Expendables character is an alias and it's Rocky, John McClain, The Transporter etc. as themselves.
Ocean's Eleven but with women
I'd say Donnie Darko 2, but that actually fucking happened and it's worse than anything I could think up.
Blade Runner 2049
Starring
RYAN GOSLING
HARRISON FORD
JARED LETO
Directed by DENIS VILLENUEVE
The next thread you decide to start.
Some Like it Hot 2. A look into the wacky marriage of two guys, one of whom is a transvestite.
The Lord of the Rings forward written by Tolkien expanded into a three picture epic.
The Dark Awakening
STARRING:
Christian Bale
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Brad Pitt
Anne Hathaway
Michael Caine
Morgan Freeman
Gillian Anderson
Aidan Gillen
Willem Dafoe
Alison Brie
In the six years following the siege on Gotham, Bruce Wayne (Bale) has been living a comfortable new life with Selina Kyle (Hathaway) in Florence.
But when an army of genetically-altered 'super soldiers' lead by Deathstroke (Gillen) set their sights on Gotham, Bruce and Selina must return to aid Robin (Gordon-Levitt) and a retired Army general (Pitt) in the ensuing battle.
Directed by Christopher Nolan.
Prometheus 2 aka Alien Covenant
Starring:
CGI ayy lmao
Totally not David
Ripley wannabe
Wheat
are you shitting me? I would actually get out of my house and see that shif day one!
that sounds amazing.
Throw Gary Busey into that cast, and I'm on board 100%
What? There's a Donnie Darko 2?
yep, about his sister. It's fucking awful
Who would he play?
Ok, fuck this, the ideas here sound better than the actual garbage out there.
I propose we just make this a movie idea.
Also if you want to post say some amy adams feel free :)
literally anyone. I just want to see him gnaw his way on screen.
I can literally only see him as some crazy war vet or conspiracy theorist (a la Alex Jones or David Icke).
Anchorman 3: The Quest for Peace
Starring the original cast plus CGI Morgan Freeman
Now in the 90's, the News Team finds themselves in the middle of Kosovo. With their lives at stake, the News Team is prepared to do anything to maintain high ratings.
Directed by Ridley Scott
Apocalypse Now/ Heart of Darkness set during the Civil War and it's about a renegade Union guerrilla in the deep South. Kurtz is played by Daniel Day Lewis, Jake Gyllenhaal plays Martin Sheen's character.
American Psycho 2
oh wait
that would be amazing. im high yes but still...
Step Up 4 Da Streetz 3D
bump
A Jurassic Park where they used the human/dino hybrid soldier idea from JP4
Fas10 Your seat belts
>torretto and the family get an offer from an INTERPOL agent played by bingbing Li to help her and the Chinese government stop a mad scientist (Jackie chan) from developing a space cannon that will target New York City
>this is all happening in tandem with the new moon base co development between china and the US
>the gang take their gear and cars into space where vin has a showdown with Jackie and his gang on the moon race way
SPACE THE FINAL FRONTIER FOR THIS FRANCHISE
the expendables with old politicians
File No. X-3
FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully return one last time to finally uncover the truth.
twist:
Turns out all they needed was love and the final boss was death.
why is this bad again?
watch-with-roommates-at-3am-and-laugh-our-heads-off-core
FUND IT
>Fast10
died
Caddyshack 3: Caddyblack.
The prestigious Bushwood Country Club has opened its doors to black members in the name of progress and diversity, but with black members you're gonna need some deeper gopher holes! Ice Cube stars as Jawan Kayefsee, a billionaire fashion magnate with a penchant for putting! Think Rodney Dangerfield with a bit more flavor! Alfonso Ribeiro is Samuel Dickason-Jones, the wealthy capital gains venturist who hates Jawan so much it really busts his golfballs! Think Ted Knight if he came from Bel-Air! While Samuel can't wait to kiss up to the club owners, Jawan just wants to party down! Of course, hilarity ensues when the two challenge each other to a less-than-friendly 18 holes of side-splitting, urban-infused, good natured comedy! With a new crew of young black caddies tearing up the rough, and Bill Murray reprising his classic role as inept but lovable groundskeeper Carl Spackler, Caddyshack 3: Caddyblack is one tee-off you don't want to miss!
>Justin Long
Why do I keep seeing Mrs. Palmer posted here all of a sudden?
>Lord of the Rings: The Fall of the Elves
>direct sequel to Return of the King that no one wanted
>nothing canonical at all, everything feels very made-by-Hollywood-executives
>everyone from LOTR are killed off-screen to make way for pic related to play the leading role as an elf
>the other races are barely mentioned, it's just this literally-who elf guy going around being badass with physics-defying shit
>"The ring has returned!"
Forgot pic. Enjoy the suspense.
Wouldn't it be funny if they made a sequel to this, lol I mean even Christians aren't that fucking retarded right? Thank God they would never greenlight such a garbage idea
Kek
They would just call it Easter
Crank 3, where he's constantly on fire and has to stay that way. Somehow fit a sex scene and a bad guy into that. Kill him at the end but he survives anyway.
To ruin it: Remove Statham
thats a good idea honestly, to make it Acts of the Apostles adaptation with dark undertones of religious zeal, Paul/Peter conflict and primal mysticism
Crank 3 but Chev has to sing to live.
It's an action musical.
The sex scene is one of the main numbers.
The name of this movie is awesome.
Crank 3, where the main character is constantly pissing, and has to stay that way. Fit a sex scene and nothing to drink into that. Have him run out of piss at the end but he starts shitting. Crank 4 is about him shitting
actually sounds decent...
Kino as fuck
this actually sounds awesome
Would watch
>that title
Top kek
Reminds me of Arrow. Sounds good.
So basically his role as Sgt. Drake Sabitch from Black Sheep?
I'm down for a DCU/CFU (Chris Farley Universe) crossover.
you can joke, but the actual fight club 2 was worse than what you just wrote
>Fas10 Your seat belts
holy shit I'm fuckin' dead
What about Ghostbusters with only women hahaha. That would be really horrible. Luckily Hollywood is smarter than that.
Easter?
"Men in Black IV: Once You Go Black..." This rollicking return to the zany adventures of Agent J is shot in 48fps and 3D (Also there is a 15 minute action sequence filmed on a GoPro). Jay is tasked with reaching out to find Xenu who it turns out is the one true god. He enlists help from the son of agent K played by that kid from Stranger Things with no teeth. Xenu is voiced by Marlon Wayans. After the credits there is a hip hop music video about scientology sung by Will Smith.
Dune 2: Rumble in the jungle
Now that the desert planet of Arrakis has been blessed with oceans and rainforests, Padishah Emperor Paul 'are you even muad'ib?' Atreides must utilise the weirding way to defend the sand worms alongside the friendly (arabic) Fremen from the greedy space guild, who want to get high off Melange and jizz all over the universe.
Directed by James Cameron
>Die Hard: Fast and Furious
>John McClane has to team up with Toretto and the family thanks to Kurt Russell's character, who turns out to be an old friend of McClane's from "the war". Russell wants McClane and the Fast family to take down Bonnie Shaw (a relative of the Shaws that served as villains in F&F 6-7), and her lover Clyde Gruber, a nephew of Hans Gruber.
This thread is depressing and vodka is only making it worse
Thank you friends
>Transformers 6
>fuck you
Friday the 13th: Revisited
>All the survivors come back to camp after receiving a weird letter.
>They all get killed, except one.
>At the end we see Jason. But he has just arrived to get some action.
>Camera turns and we see mother Voorhees who got back from the dead and has killed them.
Red District 9
It's literally just District 9, but instead, Wilkus actually was fookin' da prawnz.
This sounds like kino
>Stalker 2: Cyka Blät Yeah
A bunch of girls going to the zone to find themselves. One of them is a nigger and one a fat feminist. At the end they all get raped by russkies.
Everything you typed hurts me
Batman vs Superman
>that title
>that premise
Give this fucking guy a 9 figure budget
It's not a sequel tho.
>Fast and Furious: Triple X
>Dominic Toretto and Xander Cage find out they're long-lost twin brothers and must join forces to battle Alex Shaw (Colin Firth), the malevolent uncle of the Shaw family.
The Thing II (A New world)
After more than 35 years, some research team go to Antarctica and stumble upon the burnt down camp from 1982. The daughter of Macready is now grown up and has become a researcher. They take samples from weird shit laying here and there, one of which is the Thing.
They go back after some time to South Africa. the Thing unfreezes, gets in contact with the daughter. It has evolved and doesn't have to kill the host, but stays inside and takes control.
She comes in contact with dozens of niggers, by kissing them. Being niggers, they spread the Thing further and further. Some more time later, another group of researchers find the Thing, but has weakened, because it's inside niggers. It has downgraded to the level of HIV, being HIV 2.0.
Sorry kiddo
Thanks, senpai
>Xander Cage is a CGI Vin Diesel
this just reeks like you wanted to type 'niggers' a lot for some reason and didn't even try with the plot
>crossover between all three franchises is the sequel to both of these films
That's a religious movie I'd watch.
Jurassic World 2 is coming user...
lmao
>fight club 2
>Palahniuk was convinced to continue Fight Club in comics form
wow almost got sub zero respect for holywood. If they greenlight fight club 2 movie that would be enough to break the zero threshold.
>Chuck stated that he is already working on Fight Club 3
well fuck
>Fast 9 Lives
The Family find themselves turned into cats in a freak accident triggered by the new villain Snoop Dogg. Will the family be able to turn back into humans in time? Will they be able to reach the peddles? Find out 9/9/19.
Take your fantasies to , cuck
MI6; Bond Impossible
>Ethan hunt is betrayed by an unknown higher up member of the impossible mission squad and his team has to go rogue
>MI6 sends bond to kill him and his team mates
>after several encounters, bond and hunt realize the MI6 and CIA are being played by the same guy
>both join forces to stop this new threat
>after they win, a transmission is sent to both of them of a new source of traitors
The transmission ends:
"get some rest gentlemen, you look tired"
WATER WORLD 2: ICE AGE
Winter is on it's way in this highly anticipated sequel. All the oil the Smokers used has caused massive climate change, plunging the watery world into an ice age. With the globe frozen, one man must go against all odds to kick start the sun. Using his flying telekinesis skills, he flies into space to find a cure for the world, alone due to being the only person with gills mutated to breath space.
Starring:
Will Farrell as Ech too Ohh, the flying telepath mutant space breather.
RUSH HOUR 4
> lee is ready for retirement from the agency and is holding a retirement party in Hong Kong
>Carter comes to HK and organizes a bachelor party for him, which turns crazy fast
>while at the event, lee is informed that he has a long lost son who is a scientist working in Japan who has been working on a dangerous material in the joint UN project
>the yakuza are on his tail
>lee and Carter must journey to Japan to rescue his son and defeat the yakuza
Forgot pic
fucking lol
That sounds amazing! Shame it needs 2047 more films first...
Could it just be Blade Runner 2?
Amadeus 2: Return of Mozart
A mad scientist obsessed with classical music played by Will Ferrell designs a time machine to bring back Mozart. But, something goes wrong and he brings Genghis Khan with him and he lands in Mexico.
Soon, Genghis Khan has amassed a huge army of Mexicans to attack the US border via throat singing, and only one to stop him is Mozart and Will Ferrell because no one else believes them. Knowing that they cannot defeat the horde alone, there will be a bittersweet union with Salieri and guest appearances from various classic musicians.
The last battle will be Mozart & co. vs throat singing Mexicans.
Genghis Khan is played by John Malkovich.
>when an user fixes the f&f franchise
>Mid credits scene of Bill and Ted stepping out of a phone booth
Why is Will Ferrell in most of these ideas?
3 words:
>billion
>dollar
>idea
Se7en: part II
20 something years after the end of the end of the first movie, former detective David Mills is finally released from psychiatric care after murdering John Doe in revenge.
It turns out that him being released is all a ploy by the dead John Doe who has actually set up Saw like deadly traps years before just for this day. All the traps are naturally themed around the seven deadly sins.
Starring: Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Will Smith as Detective Somersets son, and Kevin Spacey in flash back sequences
Didn't Chuck Pirogi already write a sequel to fight club?
Would watch
God damn, if this was titled Saw: Se7en I'd jizz my pants.
FIGHT OR FRIGHT
>Sequel to "Freddy VS. Jason".
>Freddy is pissed that Jason screwed him over.
>Influences Michael Myers to hunt Jason down.
>Meanwhile, he finds out about the Box and how it can bring him back to life, and decides to steal it.
>The box is in Texas, so Freddy controls Leatherface to steal it for him.
>It turns out that Chucky is also at the store where the Box is, because he wants to use it to transfer his mind to Leatherface's body.
>Jason kills Michael, but Michael gets back to life and since he died, Freddy no longer controls him
>Michael is pissed he was used and Jason is pissed Freddy is messing with him again, so they team up to kill Freddy in Texas.
>They are secretly being followed by a Predator, because Jason is a worthy opponent.
>At the store, Chucky attacks Leatherface and roughs him up before Leatherface chops him to bits with his chainsaw.
>Freddy uses the Box to come back to life and kills Leatherface because he's a dick.
>Pinhead shows up to get Freddy and the Box back.
>Jason and Michael show up and tag-team Freddy. Pinhead is slashed, gets pissed and teams up with Freddy.
>Meanwhile, there's an alien egg at the store for unspecified reasons and it latches a facehugger onto Leatherface's body.
>Freddy and Pinhead kill Michael.
>The Predator shows up to fight Jason.
>Freddy betrays Pinhead and kills him.
>An zombie xenomorph is born from Leatherface.
>It attacks everyone.
>Fourway battle in which the xenomorph has the upper hand.
>While the Predator is busy, Jason goes and kills Freddy to death.
>Jason then fights the xenomorph.
>The Predator is fucked up and triggers his self-destruct thing.
>Big explosion.
>Alien xenomorph and the Box get destroyed.
>Jason is the sole survivor. Crawls out of the wreckage.
>It turns out the store is an S-Mart.
>Ash shows up and shoots him in the head with a shotgun.
Thanks, guy
Godzilla Final Wars 2
>after the events of the previous film, Godzilla is living on monster island with his son and the other monsters who survived
>the EDF is rebuilt, Ozaki is now Mutant commander, Some qt Asian is piloting a new mechagodzilla built to fight Godzilla, capt Gordon is still commander of gotengo
>the xiliens are back, this time with new monsters
>mechagodzilla must get godzilla and the monsters of monster island to team up for one last battle across the world
Debate of the Dead
Zombies have set up a loose civilization in the world. Discrimination lines have been drawn through state of decay. One zombie law maker stands against the horde as the one voice for those too rotted to be a productive part of society. Watch as Will Ferrell struggles in Congress to get laws passed for the underzombie, in a world where the only word spoken is BRAINS.