Couple has sex in movie/TV show

>couple has sex in movie/TV show

If you're not attracted to the person you're having sex with, or if the girl just lies back and makes you do everything, then sex is a very awkward and boring experience.

kys

He's right though

Why should I kill myself? At least I have sex. You're a genetic dud and you won't pass on your seed.

b8

It just gets worse as time goes on. Eventually you begin to resent your own parents for having a relationship.

>Eventually you begin to resent your own parents for having a relationship.
There must be a word for the level of happiness I feel knowing that I will never ever be this person.

>Girl in movie gets raped by a giant monster just like in my Chinese cartoons

>not having had so much sex you're bored with it
What's it like to be an ugly man women wan't nothing to do with?

I'm bored with sex but I can't stop. I think I'm addicted.

>when the scene is gratuitous and adds nothing to the story

...

Kiss your sister?

wtf I just got fired

Intimacy is a meme

6/10 would eat

virgin confirmed

>character goes on his first date ever
>he doesn't know how to kiss well and making out is completely awkward

At least he's no longer a kissless/handholdless virgin anymore, right?

disgusting

>tfw 27 year old virgin

wtf, I hate sex now

>He hasn't banged a dozen hookers yet by now

I'm content desu, I just wish my parents and everyone I know would stop bothering me about it