/nfl/ general - A FUCKING INDEX CARD edition

OAK: Carr lost the season by choking again
NE:Report: Burkhead avoids ACL tear, major issue
CAR:Jerry Richardson announces he's selling team
PIT:Report: Antonio Brown has partially torn calf
SF:Marquise Goodwin has another 100-yard game
LAR:Robert Woods catches six balls, TD in return
PIT:Le'Veon Bell goes for 165 total yards in loss
SF:Jimmy Garoppolo shreds Titans for 381 yards
SEA:Russell Wilson takes 7 sacks in horrific loss
PIT:Roethlisberger plays well but ends game w/INT
NE:Rob Gronkowski dominates in spectacular win
LAR:Gurley nets 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th TDs at SEA
NE:Rex Burkhead ruled out with left knee injury

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Nick Wright is seething right now
youtube.com/watch?v=P-GdyjNGhws

i hate that fucking jew's voice
>OY VEYY LEBRON DA GOAT IF YOU DON'T AGREE YOU'RE RACISTS AND ANTI-SEMETIC OY VEY MY FAVORITE TEAMS AND PLAYERS GOT SHOAH'D
who the fuck thought having some nasally voice jew as a TV personality was a good idea?

>CAR:Jerry Richardson announces he's selling team
why couldn't Haslam make such an announcement instead?

Wang dong dang

Seriously, the NFL should have stepped in when he got raided by the FBI and was forced to take a plea deal for being a fucking scammer.

Does she mean super or supper?

It's funny how this cunt always talk about how the close ugly wins by the Steelers don't matter but when the Pats win apparently it shows they're actually worse

supper, she spelled it wrong because she's drunk on semen

>literal semen slurper

I don't care if it "technically" wasn't a touchdown, it DESERVED to be given as a TD.

wtf women are gross, i'm gay now

Yeah FUCK the NFL. Pittsburgh won the popular vote!!

>his gf doesn't swallow

Fag

exactly, the rules are one thing but my feelings are more important

is that see thru in rl without the flash photography

>patriot and pitt bring the hype
>ben made superbowl 49 2.0 with that pick
>massive shitposting
>seameme btfo
>raidnigger losing their season to an index card and carr spaghetting that run
>more massive shitposting
>was a pretty alright game
>JB caught watching white on white porn

Was yesterday one of the greatest sunday bar the superbowl?

Shouldn't it be from the centre of the post?

Has Gronk already had his annual back injury?

He's gonna get a face injury next week

The shit gays do is a million times nastier

Alex Smith is now objectively the best player in the league; say something nice about him

>JB caught watching white on white porn
Elaborate

Vaginas are disgusting. Cocks are objectively aesthetically more pleasing

>12

you know that the eat da poo poo video is not an accurate representation of the homo lifestyle?

Cocks ON women is the perfect medium

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Baylor, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret bong hits on the Browns, and I have over 1000 confirmed yards. I am trained in gorilla football and I’m the top receiver in the entire state of Ohio. You are nothing to me but just another cornerback. I will push you the fuck off with strength the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Cleveland areaand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make a circus catch on you in a hundred ways, and that’s when I'm faded out of my skull. Not only am I extensively trained in overcoming garbage quarterbacks, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cleveland Browns Secret Playbook and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Those are punters and shit with 1 pass

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Not gonna say it?

Catb owl

It's 5:10 in the afternoon and DeShone Kizer just threw another interception

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>Being worse than punters

>yhose pitt women are 10/10 in Pittsburgh

Sam Koch is elite
>4/4, 48 yds, no picks
houston could use him at qb

youtu.be/dadr81y1FxQ

This chump a yinzer homer?

Yes. He said before the game that the Steelers would win this game and win the SB

Did anyone catch the end of the Pats/Stoolers game where a fan threw something at Brady as he was entering the tunnel?

I still dont get the fucking comic, tom

hey guys
I'm doing a translation exercise for my English class tomorrow and there's a collocation here that I don't understand
what is a 'completed catch'?

Dude you are fucked lmao

We finally make OP list and it's for THIS!

Why does bill look like a retard

When I look at some of the scum-bags owning teams in the major franchises, the idea that Richardson is the one that's getting forced out is asinine.

I want Tom to win it all so I know how this will end.

Yes.

Surely Jerry Jones has never sexually harassed anyone...

His initials make a word, I guess that's cool.

MEOW.

don't bobble it when you're going to the ground and you're good.

> JB James Brown - @JBsportscaster
> Obviously my account has been hacked!!!

Did he click one of the social media buttons on a porn site?

Is Perfect Blake /ourguy/?

I mean even if you don't think the Jags are the good guys you have to still be rooting for Blake

Do you think Jaguar fans remember the preseason when they were literally calling for blake to be axed

Just keep your faggot DB away from Jimmy's balls.

Jags fans were probably in the middle of a meth binge you can't fault them for that

Ramsey has looked like shit the past few weeks I don't think you have to worry about being intercepted unless you throw to AJ Bouye who is like Deion Sanders this year

>stoolers fags desperately going through game tape and bringing up every controversial catch for the last 5 years.

Lmao

>Steelers/Texans and Raiders/Eagles next MNF

Oh, thanks, ESPN. Really good matchups.

Fuck the cowboys

Fuck the Raiders.

Fuck the Cowboys, too, but the Raiders more.

Imagine being THIS MAD over not knowing the rules.

i still don't trust him at all. at a moment's notice he'll revert back to his usual trash self. but for now he's playing great

Fuck you for replying and agreeing with me

Lets hope next week he reverts.

>49er secondary is trash so he won't

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Reminder that the nfl will not exist in ten years

What did he mean by this?

>patriots and Steelers losing either of their next two games

>Tennessee

The absolute STATE of the AFC.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Pats dropped a game to either the Jets or Bills.

Buffalo won't get in
Switch Dallas for the Seashits
and bump the Eagles up

Seahawks are in full on melt down mode apparently

Maybe if the jets still had McCown

Xehawks are imploding they will lose out

>not a first down

They'll meme their way in, they've been doing it, I hate them but they're good trolls

It was though

They're both home games. Bills offense is lackluster and McCown is ded last I hear.

I like New England's chances

Are the Vikings one and done?

Jags are going extinct next week.

his dream was riding the bench?

Nope, that's Philthy

>beating the Titans by 2 points, bears by 1 point, and Texans by 10 points

Ayyyy. Grapelel is getting picked off 3 times

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Philly is 1 and done Vikings lose to saints in the NFC Championship at the last possible second.
Yes NFC south has 3 teams in the ploffs.
Literally the GOAT division.

>thinking agod wont btfo the dikes
>thinking iggles wont rest their starters against tye cowbabby

>Atlanta
Lol

HOW BOUT THEM CHIEEEEEEEEEEEFS

Vikings will be the #1 seed.

In what world do th patriots and Steelers lose out and bills make it lmao dumb bitch

Not this year. They look tired and weak. After yesterdays humiliation their big dollar offensive signings were Invisible. Jimmy Graham had 1 catch for -1 yards. Baldwin had one catch for 9 yards. Throw in the internal fighting spilling out in to public and the team is done. They are on cruise control

>come back home
>little sister (9 years old) is wearing a midriff
>has a fucking back tattoo sticker
>parents think it's hilarious

What the fuck do I do?

you're gonna get meme'd out of a win

register her name as a domain now. it'll be gold in 9 years

Get a minions one of your own.

Buy her a princess dress and ttell her she can only have it after she becomes a proper lady

>hurr durr women shouldn't express their sexuality

Fuck off you prude