Someone nuke the gulf stream please

Someone nuke the gulf stream please

Spain is the California of Europe.

Sunny
Sea
Mountain
Desert

France is the Oregon of Europe
Portugal is the Florida of Europe
UK is the Washington of Europe
Italy is the Carolina of Europe
Ireland is the Maine of Europe
Belgium is the Rhode Island of Europe
The Netherlands is the Connecticut of Europe
Norway is the British Colombia of Europe

We don't care about inland Europe.

Germany is the New York of Europe

I-I don't know what any of that means, why do you know so much about the US?

France is the Liberia of Europe

I'd rather say Pennsylvania.

Both have industrial region
Both are depressive
Both are inland

France is America's wife

>Portugal is the Florida of Europe
Florida is mostly sub-tropical and Tropical in the south.
Portugal is Mediterranean in the south and Atlantic temperate in the North.
Florida is nothing like portugal, only Madeira island can be compared to Florida.

Portugal should be placed somewhere in the border between Califórnia and Oregon.

please no

You are Carolina and Italy is Virginia.

Also I made a mistake for Ireland because they aren't cold like Maine. I don't know what State could represent Ireland.

Sweden is Quebec.

Russia is Alaska or Montana.

Well, looks more probable, but i have no idea how Carolina is.

How is the precipitation?
How is the temperature?
What sort of fauna and flora does it have?
How much solar exposition?
Does it have mountains?

If possible post landscape.

hot and humid but it rains an average amount
has mountains

Well in Portugal you have 3 major climates.
South:
-Hot summer, temperate winter.
-Very dry.
-Mostly plains and fields.

North Coast:
-Warm summers, mildly cold winter
-Rains a lot
-Mostly hills and forests

Northern inland:
-Hot summers, Cold winters (may snow).
-Somewhat dry
-Mostly mountains.

>Cold winters (may snow)
Cold winters have negative temparetures for at least one month (also during the day ofc) with all precipitation as snow. I doubt there are such winters in Portugal.

The Netherlands is the Massachusetts of Europe, because it is indisputably the best.

>tfw your country is the Kansas of Europe
>backwards, irrelevant flyover state with lots of cornfields
At least it's somewhat pretty.

Oh who am I kidding, end my life immediately

Don't feel bad, Hungaranon. Kansas is great, and so is Hungary. Kansas doesn't even have wine, anyway.

We're the Texas of Europe.

Our January averages +2.1°C (24 hour) but it still feels cold as fuck, because of the high humidity and frequent winds/storms and drizzles

>tfw live in Kansas but no qt Hungarian girls live here

Cold winters are 0-5ºC here and it's specially hot because it's dry and very windy

specially cold*

I wish we still had your temperatures... Cold sucks.

>dry
>especially cold
humidity works in both ways senpai

Oh shit it's rising from tomorrow. 26-28 for the next 7 days. Nice.

...

What the fuck. For the first time today I had to put on my warm jacket because it was only 10° in the morning.

Europe really ends at the Pyrenees.