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average british family edition

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fuck wh*Te "people"

If you say slag in a Polish accent, it comes out as swag. Just some food for thought, la's.

just wish the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle was my girlfriend

can't stop thinking of all the fun couple stuff we'd do. usually get bored with people pretty quickly but I can't get enough of her, hate it when she's not around

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>He has been in custody since his arrest in October when he was arrested by armed police at his family home in Grouville.

Truly a dangerous terrorist, this response was completely proportionate

imagine how grim a girl looks that her best features are her ears and giggle

it's been a hell of a ride but it's the end of the ribena story arc tomorrow

which cheese makes you taller?

stilton

fucking love slags, simple as

fake surely

what if you say swag in a polish accent

Feel like killing myself

the gf

say something nice

white people no longer respect white culture
we yellow people will inherit white culture

>inb4 the trial gets delayed again and poley says "ohhhh in another 6 months I'm soooo sorry"

I'd start her for 10 if you know what I mean.

might get a job on an ambulance

she looks like she has a cute penis

remember a time when i said to an australian "i hope your dog dies x" and he wanted me to come to his address so he could "axe me".

i don't think so sweaty! x

Tesco man is nearly 30 mins late WTF

One story ends, another begins

bf's making chilli tonight

>new laws being introduced giving you a 15 year sentence for viewing terrorist material online
>poley's court case brings Sup Forums to the law's eye, particularly with his murder-suicide threats and combined with the sheikh's case
>Sup Forums gets banned and we all get arrested
my prediction

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imagine a giant shit sliding down her face mmmm thats what happened yesterday night

proper choon boys
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Just intercepted a Tesco delivery lads

>the emaciated poo-shart of St Andrews

this picture is technically safe for work as this is just a shirtless man.

nah we'll be fine
that new law isn't really going to affect people who aren't actually terrorists

>one autistic paki shuts down the whole of Sup Forums

doubt it, it's been through worse than that

yes im sure this cucked leftist nursemaid judicial system with its hugely overcrowded prisons is going to put ribena away.

he'll just get a slap on the wrist for being a weird unlikeable creep and kicked out the fuckin building.

>Sup Forums gets banned and we all get arrested
one can only hope.

cute ears and cute giggle

as you were LG x

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Take the piss

what if he pleads not guilty and all the evidence of him being a creepy piece of shit gets dragged out for everyone to see

>cucked leftist nursemaid judicial system
That's the entire reason he was arrested in the first place.

hope ribena gets house arrest so he loses his job and has to spend every day with his rapist dad

rate the hair

>we all get arrested
>will finally literally be locked in a cage with all of you and turn you into a fine paste
can't wait

2qt4me

i am BRETON and therefore GAELIC
SIMPLE as

you look like you've got horror movie hair

slebs and ting

There are shite loads of classic bands I want to see before they become too old to play their music well

- Iron Maiden
- Metallica
- judas priest
- megadeth

The list goes on

no

going to get a double down this week 2bh

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stop posting the thot with the glasses

quiffs stopped being cool about 15 years ago.

Roasties blown out in the future

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>into a fine paste

Reminder that """""cornish"""""" pasties come from Devon.

did she do anything wrong lads

ribena is a thoroughly british tragedy

then you say slang

ruined a (my) decent gimmick

Decent

Give it a more messy look imo

Decent jawline as well

shagged a wog

was the paki benders end game to commit this crime and end up in a female prison ?

literally cant remember any of it.

okcupid situation is FUBAR

can see her roots
can't understand why people do that

All great bands but you've missed their prime. I'd be more concerned with seeing what's at the cutting edge, or what good bands are hitting their stride right now. I love the old stuff but they're all past it now.

That said, my mate went to see Maiden last year and said they were great.

ARE TAY

he would still get beat up in womens prison

I EAT POO

Want to post more just to spite you but I've run out of pics.

mate you've got a massive white thing on your face

It's a joke faglord, he got a fine last time and of course that's the worst he'll get again

I quite happily live an unconventional life. I gave up trying to fit in with the status quo years ago. I am equal parts artist and scientist. My hair is very rarely a natural colour and I don't like mainstream music or culture. I'm really more interested in making new friends to talk about common interests and have adventures with. I'd love to some day meet a partner to share my life with but I am in no rush. I know I'll be perfectly happy anyway with a life full of lots of friends and pets.

nah he's just a typical arrogant p*ki prick who thought he could use people for his own ends and get away with it.

Hope the post where poleapoo threatened to kill me is brought up in court.

*pops a boner*

the so-called "gf"

kill all foreners

I'm going to kill you

>wake up in the middle of the night to noises
>walk downstairs
>see this

what do

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jesus christ

Are you Italian or turkish or something

biofuels man

snatched my milk

hey hey hey
what d'ya say?
sherry darlin'

call child services

wonder if the polish girls will be at the hearing

Last five films I watch rating-

Logan Lucky - 7/10
Lady Vengeance - 7.5/10
The Handmaiden - 8.5/10
Blade Runner - 8/10 Maybe 9 on second viewing
Bone Tomahawk - 7/10

State of those shoulders

It's worse if you're a repeat offender.

don't really know if i'm left or right wing any more

I love black cocks but hate black men

wipe that load of cum off your face and you're sound

very grim facial hair though sort it out mate

Why does my Tesco account say the order's been delivered? I has NOT been delivered. Messing me about. Need 'em out of business.

wonder what possesses someone to willingly wear odd socks

scary to imagine /brit/ threads taking place in real life with about 40 people in a room talking to each other in short sentences

His old conviction will be spent by now