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The MMA Hour - 12/18/17: Randy Couture, Rafael dos Anjos, Justin Gaethje, Yoel Romero, Darren Till, Jeremy Stephens, Josh Emmett, Eryk Anders, Kamaru Usman, Aljamain Sterling, Stevie Ray, Pietro Menga, Aaron Chalmers
youtube.com/watch?v=uXz2y4Lrn-U

/mma/ News:
>Longtime MMA head coach Robert Follis dies
mmafighting.com/2017/12/17/16788016/longtime-mma-head-coach-robert-follis-dies

>UFC on FOX 26 overnight ratings: Quality dos Anjos-Lawler fight delivers poor numbers
mmafighting.com/2017/12/17/16787408/ufc-on-fox-26-overnight-ratings-quality-dos-anjos-lawler-fight-delivers-poor-numbers

>Invicta FC Bantamweight fighter, Shaianna "Yaya" Rincon, won first place at the IBJJF No-GI championships
combatlegend.com/yaya-rincon-wins-ibjjf-no-gi-championship/

>Jeremy Stephens vs. Doo Ho Choi confirmed as UFC St. Louis main event
mmafighting.com/2017/12/17/16785746/jeremy-stephens-vs-doo-ho-choi-confirmed-as-ufc-st-louis-main-event

>Josh Emmett open to rematch with Ricardo Lamas after brutal first-round KO win
mmafighting.com/2017/12/17/16786468/josh-emmett-open-to-rematch-with-ricardo-lamas-after-brutal-first-round-ko-win

>Recent cuts and signings to the UFC roster
bloodyelbow.com/2013/1/29/3928296/ufc-roster-current-list-fighters

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joe has Dr. Rhonda Patrick on

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diet, fitness, science

Oh my goodness, you're back from your hiatus. Thank you young man!

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Great picture OP

fuck the wall of text, nobody read that shit

>fuck the wall of text, nobody read that shit

Return of the King

>that cheeky sblob

>every Poland poster is the same person

Covington should be the court jester desu.

Literally everyone itt is the same person

Must be your first day here bud, lmao lol gooby!

Now that is just quality Mixed Martial Artistry.

>replying to a comment from 15 hours ago

Have a testosterone boost /heem/, you're welcome.

/ourguy/ won

Hey Felix, you /lat/? I made an Argentinian and Chilean very angry last night

>I'm really interested in LFA 31 which take place month from now

... but it's a ten-minute-old thread...

Good for you mate, sorry it wasn't me though.

Thanks Jamie

Based fansperg jumping onto another boy.

Disappointed on the lack of poke tbqh

Usman says he was supposed to fight Covington on the Jan. 14 card, but Colby declined the fight 3 times

>Can declines legitimate competition
Where have I seen this before?

Usman seems really overrated to me

The dude's legit

Maybe, I think he should fight Till or Perry

usman virtue signalling like a bitch

>africa is taking over
>for some reason people dont like immigrants
what did kamaru usman mean by this?

Usman vs Till would be a great test for both of them, definitely a good fight to make if Usman wins against Meek

>Former UFC Middleweight Champion
>3rd longest reign in MW History
>3rd highest paid fighter on the roster
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Most significant strikes landed in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks
>Punishes steroid abusers

Truly the GOAT of our generation.

G-G-G-GADOOSH

emmett has a super gay straight voice

I use to piss Usman off in his instagram lives

thtop it before I heem you thilly gooth

Who cares?

That'll be $400k plus tip

it's outputting

I wanna hear a conversation between him and Elkins.

>I think we've got a missing understanding, Michael.

how many more fights?

ugliest nipples in the game
i barely can look at the dude

What an ankle pick by the ref.

Is there any backstory to this?

Emmett says he wants to fight Ortega next in a title eliminator

t. man-nipple connoisseur

asp virgins getting triggered by cormier

Bae caught me flexin

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You're one of em, stay there

>mfw i rate nipples

>check out /asp/ thread
>more actual MMA discussion than in /heem/
>better memes than /heem/
Were... were we not good enough for them all along?

>going on asp
>watching "professional" "wrestling" ever
sad

Got super drunk and watched Con air last night, 100 percent Kino

100% cyrus the virus is a BEAST

Dude, just stick to reddit

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Emmett needs to fight another ranked guy to prove it wasn't a fluke. I say give him Aldo

Worst board on Sup Forums

watching space jam fucked up is 10/10

I saw this in the theater with my cousin (oldfag, I know) and before the show started there was a small, kinda-smoldering fire beginning to catch on one of the curtains on the side of the theater, some dude just walked up to it and blasted a bit of fire extinguisher powder at it and that was that, never evacuated or anything. Movie even started on time, it really was a simpler time back then laddies I'll tell yas.

>yummy mommy is gonna be /ourgirl/

>not Garland Green
Pleb!

how old are you?

I hespec Stipe but Francis is gonna be the HW Goat by the time he's done

Romero says he wants to fight on Feb. 24 but doesn't have an opponent, Gastelum turned a fight with him down, doesn't think Bisping would fight him and that he wants to ''eat Bisping's soul''.

>not juanillo veintitrés

Based uncle machete

There's realistically no one left for him to fight, he should just wait for the winner of Rockhold/Whittaker but that could mean not fighting until late next year.

37, how about you?

hi grandpa

life starts at 40 haha

Hi sonny, how do you like the shitshow we've made of the world for you little faggots to suck on later?

>/asp/ used to be comfy skateboarding, fencing, rock climbing threads
>now because Sup Forums couldn't stand a single WWE general it's complete and utter shit

>37
Felix, ya con ese eidad estas todo hecho a mierda

No pasa nada hijo, estoy en mi mejor momento.

>darren till is doing this interview via soundboard
lmaooooo

22

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Covington says when he was ranked below Usman that Usman declined to fight him as well, bud

I hope they choked that nigger to death. Fucking dirty animal.

I'd believe usman over colby

lmao of course you would

You're forgetting it also had tons of martial arts threads

alright m8, alright m8, alright?

why wouldn't I? colby lied about werdum punching him, I dont recall usman lying about anything

>colby lied about werdum punching him
no he didn't lol

yoel is a top 5 likable guy in the UFC

>Till still wants to fight Perry

Lad move up the rankings plz

>Till says he weighs 210

STOP AAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH

thats a pretty funny picture op, I hope you know that you are really appreciated bud.

it might be a good idea for him to put on some fan pleasing performances to build up his fanbase

NO FOR GAY JESUS

>tfw to intelligent

>Gets heem'd by Perry
>Perry leapfrogs all the way to #5

Wonderboy/Till would be so good. Both master kickboxers

>NO FOR GAY JESUS

That's a pretty cool shirt Nunes has.

>lol im so big
he's setting himself for the bants when he gets hospitalized cutting weight

Is there anybody left that actually believes this type of horseshit?

>darren till vs wonderboy
I love this matchup but I want to see a IMPROVED Wonderboy. A Wonderboy that could take on Tyrone Woodley. Not this decision fucking karate kid that we ended up getting thanks to the le neutralizer man.

What's the point in staying #1 in Welterweight if you probably won't get a titleshot again like 2 years?