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/brit/
Christopher Price
Dylan Harris
anime
Jeremiah Gonzalez
i've been an unwavering radcen my entire life
David Richardson
>my political journey
Thomas Parker
Did a shit in an alleyway the other night
Zachary Williams
when people ask me the question "who's tougher than the rest?"
the answer's always the same: bruce is
Cameron Thompson
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A THREAD MORTY!!! I'M /BRIT/ RICK!!!
Hudson Reed
toil on the morrow, toil on the morrow
Ayden Stewart
>when you nerds were caring about "politics" I was out smashing ket and shagging fit birds
>state of you virgins
Justin Edwards
which thread do we post in
Nathaniel Bailey
do NOT pay the poll tax
Jacob Scott
*posts vague uncertainly applicable text with a statue next to it*
so fucking deep lads. gonna use this as le fuel for my le journey to le ubermensch
Daniel Kelly
any of you lads heard of this new japanimation
Ryder Sanchez
listening to bruce springsteen
Lincoln Carter
love chemistry I do lads
Zachary Richardson
unironically been a communist ever since we did work on the Russian Revolution in GCSEs
Aaron Cook
>Harvey Weinstein
what is (((their))) game here lads?
Levi Jones
wonder what they do in private
Xavier Cook
currently unironically in bed, ready to go to sleep so I am not absolutely destroyed mentally and physically tomorrow when rising for toil at 06:20
Brayden Martinez
EVERYBODYS GOT A HUNGRY HEART
Oliver Smith
so instead of putting recycling into the appropriate boxes whenever the need arises, my housemate just puts it all together and waits until the night before the bin lorries come and then sorts it all out in the right boxes.
then she gets pissy at everyone for not helping or pulling their weight or something like that. well sorry you dumb bitch, i will not be enabling your ridiculously inefficient and time-consuming system. what a fucking idiot.
Christian Rogers
>unironically been a communist ever since we did work on the Russian Revolution in GCSEs
Cameron Adams
greatest video on the Internet
youtube.com
Christopher Baker
more like everybody's got a hungry willy... lool
Matthew Ward
spistening to luce bringsteen
Jackson Parker
*poops behind the couch*
Isaiah Walker
this curry's canny nice like
Christian Turner
I shat down a country lane the other day
Beer shits are the worst when they're unstoppable
But oh so satisfying
Eli Moore
VERY good
Noah Bell
I just throw it all in the rubbish. Recycling is communism
Asher Long
Bright post
Jordan Reyes
what's "canny" nice mean, mate?
Austin Phillips
SHART
*doo doo*
IN THE
*poo poo*
MART
*woo woo*
Cameron Fisher
Slough doesnt rhyme with cough?
Ryan Rogers
daily dose of Black Pigeon Speaks
Levi Turner
what, canny or nice?
Mason Jenkins
means 'cant' so i have no idea what that idiot is on about
Jonathan Miller
why on earth would you do it that way
i can understand just not recycling at all, but that's just stupid.
t. always just threw recycling stuff into the normal bins because the recycling bins were on the other side of the block of flats.
Christopher Baker
i just put everything in the bin and only use the recycling when the bin starts getting full
Ryder Hill
youtube.com
any radical centrist man in?
Sebastian Long
CANNY. mate.
Henry Gutierrez
it does
Brody Walker
20mg of 99-FAG-POO straight up the shitpipe
Caleb Martinez
want indian gf
Colton Cox
...
Jayden Gray
sl + oww (as in "oww my balls)
coff as in "coffin"
William Gutierrez
ah it means like very nice
Jaxson Rodriguez
got a parmo the night before a grad-scheme's Assessment Centre.
Spent the whole night vomitting it back up because of acid reflux.
didn't taste particularly good either, not sure why this is the haute-cuisine of the north
Wyatt Scott
>david bowie is still dead
wtf
Levi Price
what, "very nice" nice? are you retarded?
Tyler Wilson
no lad... canny means like, very.
Blake Hill
very nice
Levi Sullivan
...
Ayden Robinson
I absolutely detest Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Def Leppard, Evanescence, R.E.M., Joe Cocker, Jewel, Nick Cave, Matchbox 20, Meatloaf, Roxette, Scorpions, Shania Twain, Sonic Youth, The Hives, Counting Crows, Incubus, Maroon 5, Staind, Creed, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz, Black-Eyed Piss, Kate-Bush imitator Tori Amos, girl-on-guitar plinka-plonka crap such as Lisa Loeb or Fiona Apple, atonal nu-metal such as Slipknot and System Of A Down, boy-group metal a la Papa Roach and Linkin Park, "still got da blues" dullards like Eric Clapton and Gary Moore, devoid-of-emotion-ballad-manufacturers like Phil Collins, Rod Stewart and Keane, high-pitched hysterical screaming by pseudo-r'n'b sirens such as Alicia Keys, Anastacia, Whitney Huston or Mariah Carey, spoilt little pseudo-rebel lolita-"punks" such as Avril Lavigne and Pink, primitive truck-drivers' blue-collar rock such as Bruce Springsteen, John C. Melloncamp, The Black Crowes and Bryan Adams, ugly neo-Americana rock a la Hootie & The Blowfish and Nickelback, apathetic/sleepy pop-for-comatose-yuppies a la Dido and Norah Jones, laughable baby-punk such as Green Day, Good Charlotte, and Offspring, worthless DJs with family connections such as Moby, hip-hop/rap...
... and any other manure ejected in very large brownish quantities into the mainstream media by talentless charlatans. Fortunately for them, around 95% of the buying public are tone-deaf peasants. Sheep are made for shaving...
Ryan Wilson
no girl i've been with says it like this, virgin
Owen Howard
NEED A LATEX GF FUCKING HELL JESUS CHRIST
Jason Barnes
>People were bringing little children to him in order that he might touch them; and the disciples spoke sternly to them. But when Jesus saw this, he was indignant and said to them, ‘Let the little children come to me; do not stop them; for it is to such as these that the kingdom of God belongs.
hmmm
Jordan Ramirez
Delete this sir
Colton Evans
Post the best fact you got
Aaron Thompson
My gf does sometimes.
Leo Perez
latex isn't actually a very nice material
prefer vinyl
Joseph Murphy
>i love poo
haha wow me too
Mason Evans
@M
@190 cm master race
Dominic Bennett
>gf refuses to fuck me with a strapon
fuck sakes lads.
Wyatt Sanders
Probably spend all their time on their phones checking how many likes they get on social media, and occasionally making bitchy comments towards each other
Ayden Williams
come on up for the rising,
come on up, lay your hands in mine
Connor Turner
phwoar this curries making is sweat mind, wey ayeee
Kevin Hughes
geordies are so odd.
Joshua Collins
Can't stand at least half of my course mates - stupid brainless cunts who can't even sit through a lecture without talking to each other and complaining about the supposed difficulty of biosciences, all the while being disruptive and stupid when we have seminars. Oh, what's that? You want the lecturer to rephrase what he just said? Maybe you shouldn't have spent the last 20 minutes fucking around on your phone, you fat-arsed, gormless slag.
Why couldn't I have been less of a lazy brainlet so I could've studied physiotherapy or medicine rather than nursing. For fucks sakes
Jeremiah Ortiz
Love song posts
Hate femdom posts
Christian Wood
LADS
wanna invade this?
Adrian Mitchell
Unlucky LAD. LAD LAD LAD. YOU'RE SUCH A LADDDDDDD. LAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
Jeremiah Flores
they'll all drop out
t. knower
Jayden Thomas
>nursing
Hudson Russell
I cum, therefore I am
Liam Gray
RETARD. RETARD RETARD RETARD. YOU'RE SUCH A RETARDDDDDD. REEEEETARRRRDDDD.
Colton Gray
literally creasing just thinking of this
everyone make alts and just spam shit on this. piss liam right off so he hates reddit
Eli Moore
did I trigger you lad?
Jonathan Jones
F... Fuck off :(
Angel Young
yeah ask him questions about being called a racist in greggs
Jose Anderson
Told a Russian girl I was into femdom once, but she wasn't interested and just demanded I fuck her like an alpha. Then she dumped me so she could be with someone more alpha, and I haven't told anyone since.
Adrian Torres
ALWAYS answer a poll
NEVER open a song post
Jackson Brooks
saying what?
Jayden Wood
i just don't give a shit anymore lads
Adam Jones
just call him a potato or something
say noel is better
Brandon Thompson
none of the youtube channels i'm subscribed to have been uploading anything good lately, it almost seems like a conspiracy
Leo Watson
Parker Murphy
in a similar predicament but the girl plays along iwth my femdom fetish from time to time and then gets upset that i enjoy it more than just fucking her.
that said i've made her cum quite a few times.
Matthew Evans
what about funhaus?
Mason Garcia
er ok haha
Elijah Cook
LIAM GALLAGHER AMA IN 10 MINUTES
Julian Gomez
oh how hard am i? i start packing up my things 15 minutes before the lecture ends
Leo Taylor
>Last night following the Nightmoves Awards, Lana Rhoades was allegedly arrested following an assault on Adriana Chechik
Jacob Roberts
having a gf would literally fix everything about my life
Anthony Nguyen
whats your job then lad?
Jace Cooper
What sort of things does she indulge you with? All I wanted was her to ride me and maybe choke/slap me a little bit, possible a bit of bondage but nothing too heavy
Angel Barnes
Literally a new set of problems lad.
remember wishing i could be alone more when i had a gf.
the secret is you'll never be happy regardless.
neet - wagey
gf - single
its all pretty shit
Sebastian Smith
Brody Brown
was posting in the other thread for ages lol what am i like
Aaron Miller
>nursing degree
ah right yeah that's why the nhs is in a dire state