Female Comedy Cringe Thread

$10 paypal to anyone who even smiles at this

Need video proof of you smiling
no fake shit

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Women aren't funny.

The movie made to prove women are funny, but does the opposite.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I OMG SO LOL LIKE WTF OMG TTYL

>MUH VAGINA

The genetics joke would have been pretty funny if her delivery wasn't absolute shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY

a classic

I almost smiled at the lie vs. lay joke. Then I remembered that correcting people's grammar is a form of passive-aggression that women use to browbeat men into submission.

I smiled because I knew it wasn't going to be funny. Can I have $10?

Not a jew by the way

can we please dislike the shit out of it

>So then, like, I said, BUT MUH VAGINA!

Not even going to watch it. I already know it's going to be terrible.

This is jist more proof that women are superfluous. Name one thing a woman can do better than a man or a machine.

>uh
>um
>*giggles*
>And I was like uh

I want to strangle this bitch

>woman humour

...

What the fuck.

Eeeaayuck.
Watched it. Why are women so bad at punch lines? And why don't they know how to use absurdism properly?

And why are they only capable of MUH VAG?

Cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY


A fine female """"""""""""""""comedian""""""""""""""

it was so bad I actually smiled out loud a bit

I almost smiled at 2 of those jokes.
But her delivery was just so bad it ruins it.

What is it with women always clinging to sex jokes?

Literally 50% of the entire world cant relate to half of her jokes.

But strangely the entire world can relate to a man's joke.

This is just embarrassing. And I'm the type of person that likes Seinfeld.

The only thing that was funny about this video was the guy that said: "Fuck you Amy!"

Mediocre material with the worst fucking wording and delivery

Good lord i am in shock

worse than ops

all women can do to be """"""""""""""""""""""funny""""""""""""""""""" is being total cunts to others. :^)

>making fun of a dead guy
That's fucking low
It's probably because men pick topics that don't relate to genitals and periods and they really nail down the timing instead of padding the joke out with "uh"s and "um"s. Comedy is all about the delivery.

kill yourself faggot :^)

man I remember fapping to this pic years ago
really makes you think...

suck me fagola :>)

Try some LTASMI
youtube.com/watch?v=u3oXmqw22XE

>the guy

That's Mike Tyson, nigger.

>offended he doesn't know about a nigger

kys nigger

Reminds me of a tv show called 'make me laugh'
the comedian had 60 seconds to make the contestant laugh
this one female comedian used bitchiness and intimidation. if the person laughed it was only because they were probably afraid of having their feelings hurt by supermean comments

The grammar joke was alright.

First joke
>I'm trying to date white people and other people
The punchline: if they're not white they're not people.

tits or gtfo
preferably gtfo, you rancid cunt.

L0L G0YS LET'S LAFF TOGETHER

>female comedians

>Woman detected

cringed to hard and couldn't make it through all the way

>passive-aggression
psychobabble fgt pls

That was probably the funniest Schumer joke that wasn't stolen.

That wasn't funny but it made my wiener hard

Give birth.

it's just female nature

>everyone is ugly but me
>everyone is responsible for all the worlds problems but me
>sexism
>muh gina tingles
>correcting grammar
I mean this is just how a woman operates on a daily basis

...

EVERYBODY SAFE

Hello, Jessica.

Iwould like that the [REMOVE] button would actually remove this shit.

Wasn't horrible.

I cracked a smile, but I'm a good mood right now, so who knows.

Imagine if women wrote the first 3 spongebob seasons

Which probably is the case with all the other seasons

this.
artificial wombs when?

>Uh, uh, I'm trying to date, uh...
dropped, all female humor ultimately relies on their vagina and their desire to get dick inside of it

i smiled at the british stuff cause i used to have a friend in high school from england that we would laugh at his phrases. not posting proof tho cuz im not a poorfag

I smiled out of despair does that count?

Yeah, be mindful shitlord. You don't know if he identified as an intersectional/transdimensional transfags.

She's so bad its funny. I laughed more at how horribly uncomfortable she was than anything. Especially when she explained the genetics joke.

Never explain the joke.

There is literally nothing wrong with liking Seinfeld.

And yes, I know, ((()))

Not an argument.

I thought it was going to be a joke cuz the guy didn't really die or something, but then I saw the man's reaction and, fuck, women are just disgusting when they try to be funny

cook

*I mean cook*

>Never explain the joke.
Awkwardly explaining the joke was part of the joke.

user, you might have the 'spergers.

>doesn't look German
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK GERMANS LOOK LIKE, I COULD TELL HE WAS GERMAN OR AT LEAST WESTERN POLISH AKA FORMER GERMAN JUST LOOKING AT HIS JAWLINE I THOUGHT WOMEN WERE GOOD WITH AESTHETICS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Merriweather Williams wrote some great shit desu

I legit laughed get fkt nerd

UM UM UM

Cute face and accent, but what is she doing on that stage?

Surely, there's another line of on-stage work that would be more lucrative for her to pursue.

You don't like this hilarious puppet ventriloquist skit? youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU

I always thought Julia Louis Dreyfus was funny as shit in Seinfeld. So I don't think it's that women can't do comedy, I think it's that women stand-ups are a rarity, and still novel, so they get away lackluster jokes because it's still "fresh".

Also, men are just funnier. Men have to be funny to get pussy. Women do not have to be funny to get dick.

Yeah, but she was reading lines that someone else wrote, and was still the least funny character of the main four

I think i made it 20 seconds in, i cant stand watching people ruin themselves on camera.

But i have to know, did she get a single laugh?

You will not survive
youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78

like?

Cringe you say?
youtu.be/1l1awGRnSHw?t=6m6s

30 seconds in and I closed that tab.

Holy fuck. How can someone think acting like an anime character is endearing in the slightest?

I could use the money to be completely honest, but it's physically impossible for me not to frown for a brutal 180 seconds.

She's cute but what the fuck. Totally retarded

too much cringe

NO, GOD NO! She ACTUALLY says "Can I haz underwear?"

This one is a beauty. None of the others ones in this thread or anywhere else I've seen even comes close. If you made it past 3 seconds on your first try I will personally fly over to you and pin you with a solid gold medal.

meh. it's not that bad 2bh. it's just completely unoriginal. the jokes would be funny if her delivery was better and if they hadnt already been said before by literally every other chick comic.

women dont have a creative bone in their body. you can teach them how to do anything but dont expect them to ever go beyond what they've been taught. this is why a woman CEO for like coke would be a good fit but definitely not for something like a tech startup.

I'd let her stick her hand up my bum and move my mouth...
youtube.com/watch?v=EADGMYpUa6I

I like that guy.

Too bad there's no chance for anyone like that in here, because he would be lynched by the cuck swj jew owned media.

Awwww, did your mommies not love any of you? Try to get laid with your tiny dicks and maybe you won't hate women so much!

To be fair for the first 3 seconds i had no idea wtf was going on. She talks so fucking fast and fake laughs between every fifth word.

(You)

what the fuck. That audience is having a worse time than the gay scene in Orlando.

If they had a dick inside their vagina they wouldn't be getting on stage and seeking the approval of strangers.

A female Comedian with a boyfriend is like a hooker with a father.
youtube.com/watch?v=cbTI2F1lWPQ

"I AM TRYING TO DATE, WHITE PEOPLE AND OTHER PEOPLE"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

"WE'LL TALK LATER"

AHAHAHAHAH

"HE WOULD BE LIKE: KATELYN YOU'RE SO LAZY IN BED, ALL YOU DO IS JUST LAY THERE"

AHAHAHA

Not only does she start talking in Japanese with a terrible accent, she also says it wrong. It's 私の名前は・・・, not 私が名前は・・・. It's about the equivalent of "Me name is" instead of "My name is". It's a mistake not even three year olds would be able to make unless they're fucking retarded.

This was actually not half bad

>SHE MADE A BENIS IN BAGINA JOOK XXXXDD

That's fucking despicable but I did grin

youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmm

>ooooh I'm bombing

not bad

she had writing credits on literally half of season 2, and also some of the best season 1 episodes

hahaha Sup Forums with the bantz again

Sam's getting his own show on Adult Swim, so at least you can watch episodes from the US I guess

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lay,lie,joke i laughed. all i watched.

it hurts