ITT: We come up with terrible ideas for Simpsons episodes

ITT: We come up with terrible ideas for Simpsons episodes

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youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer's_Paternity_Coot
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to keep making them after 600 episodes.

Lisa fucks bart

Homer gets a call from his mother and

homer assassinates drumpf

Homer goes back to college to pursue a PhD in nuclear physics. Everything goes smoothly.

Mr Burns becomes a superhero

Half these always end up being the plot to real Simpsons episodes and I'm not sure if it's just anons trying to test other anons or if it's all pure coincidence.

Turns out Abe is not Homer's father, but his mom had an affair with someone. Meanwhile Lisa wants to be the little miss Facebook queen and does everthing she can to be popular. Guest starring Morgan Freeman.

Marge gives Homer sph while she snuggles with Dr. Hibbert.

Homer and the family visit North Korea and Homer accidentally burns his passport so they're sent to a labor camp.

>Turns out Abe is not Homer's father, but his mom had an affair with someone.

You know this is a real episode, right?

He said terrible, not hot.

lisa dates a nigger

Homer becomes a Trump supporter and Lisa gets a Muslim friend and then Homer learns the beauty and progressivism of Islam.

Proof?

there's an episode where lisa makes a facebook clone so it's kinda already been done

Bart already had a Muslim friend who taught Homer about diversity and Islam.

Homer meets the How bout dat Instagram Dr. Phil girl and they make a new epic meme together.

An episode that is a high referential parody of a popular film that came out 5 years ago, treating it as if it were new.

A wave of Somalian immigrants enter Springfield and everyone enjoys their company at first until someone named Tonald Dump starts an anti immigrant campaign and promises to build a wall around Springfield

Meanwhile Homer creates a Lets Play channel with help from Pewdiepie

Homer goes blind

that's just South Park at this point

Bart gets a boyfriend.

>A wave of Somalian immigrants enter Springfield and everyone enjoys their company at first until someone named Tonald Dump starts an anti immigrant campaign and promises to build a wall around Springfield

Been done, except the immigrants were Dutch

>Meanwhile Homer creates a Lets Play channel with help from Pewdiepie

wtf I want to watch that

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Homer gets fired from the plant and becomes a border patrol agent. Lisa protests Homer's decision to work for "Drumpf".

Meanwhile Marge adopts a Syrian refugee, he educates Bart on the crisis, and together they go door to door begging people to except Somalians into Springfield.

Maggie gets her period

An episode made entirely from soundbites left over by previous recording sessions. No voice actors involved.

A flashback showing how Marge and Homer met in High School while Marge was checking Tinder after Homer made a joke profile.

Homer becomes an uber driver
Lisa protests for higher min wage

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coming_to_Homerica
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_Knight_Court

>Homer becomes an uber driver
Marge did this already

>Lisa protests for higher min wage
Done that too

came here to post this

Marge becomes a robot

Somethin' happens

doo doo doo doo doo doooo

Trump is visiting Springfield and Lisa decides to protest. She then meets his daughter and teaches her about how Trump is a rapist and sexist. Trump's daughter then poisons him and becomes the President and creates a Socialist utopia and thanks Lisa for all the help and inspiration.

Already happened.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Fare_Lady
Marge became Uber driver.

proof?

So we make this skit where homer intends to vote for this guy called Dahnald Drumpf ,because he is a racist big meanie ,but marge tells him to vote for Hillary because she is a strong womyn. Also put in some kind of Putin and Mr burns voting Drumpf.

Go back to a past episode and expand upon the story.

>Oh wait they just did that last week with kamp krusty

Peter Griffin did it.

Can we stop with the Trump stuff

We already had Putin on a horse episode

Homer gets a job working for the CIA, and is tasked with undermining the president and pushing for war with russia.

take your pick

youtube.com/watch?v=sZzJBWdw0GY

Turns out the principal we know s no actually called skinner but is a guy whom he went to vietnam with and after the real skinner died in battle the principal assumed his identity, likein Madmen

Homer recounts the story on how he met Marge in the late 90s when he was the singer of a nu-metal band
Meanwhile Bart makes a sexist joke at school and is taught a lesson on how to treat women like equals by Lisa and special guest star Chelsea Handler

Still watch all the new episodes.
They are not even that bad. Just painfully unfunny and bland.

That's fucking retarded, kill yourself senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=PfxabSYFs88

All of these already happened. But I'm sure you all knew that

wew lads

Bart, get out im piss!

Homer gets blackout drunk at Moe's and kills someone on the ride home. He goes to jail for life and is forced to join a prison gang to avoid rape. Marge begins sleeping with Duffman.

Chief Wiggum is forced to use his weapon on a Trayvon Martin type character and Lisa investigates the differences between how the Chief handled a black character and her father who killed someone, and is a white male.

I liked that episode. I don't really see how it "destroys" skinners character or anything.

Its based on one of J L Borges' short stories.

>nothing but "evidence" of bart being gay
>not a single piece of proof there was an episode bart had a boyfriend

Don't reply to me unless you have an answer fag

Homer chooses Bart to help excavate his colon.
Lisa travels to Moscow to investigate who's behind the dreaded wikisneaks.
Marge tries to turn on the CIA with hot strip shows but realizes that wikisneaks in just Russian propoganda and she's been stripping for the fat comic guy.

The Simpsons travel to Russia and uncover the secret that President Vlad Mutin hacked the Springfield election to make Mayor Quinby elected

Meanwhile Mr Burns discovers Tinder and has gay sex with Smithers

A whole episode where the family sits around for half an hour figuring out what they can do that they haven't done before. The episode ends with them playing badminton and Bart and homer laughing Everytime someone says shuttle cock.

but we can't let him get the nuclear codes

A season of entirely Lisa episodes, including:
>a episode where she converts to Islam
>a Dakota access pipeline episode
>a black lives matter episode
>3 drumpf episodes
>4 feminism episodes
And many more

its milhouse.

Bart hits his head and somehow becomes smart, but Lisa hits him again because she doesn't like being overshadowed

Homer makes a bet that his kid will win a nobel prize but loses at the end due to lisa

Lisa is contracted by a music agencyto compose a few tracks of supporting Women. Later on she finds out that it was a propaganda studio that primarily attacked average Working class men. Bart and Homer team up with guest celebrity Jesse Ventura providing weapons and operational intelligence on their mission to save Lisa from the The Fourth Wave.

An episode that the Simpsons themselves are barely in, that focuses on the lives and zany antics of other Springfieldians

It's a flashback episode about how Marge and Homer met through a new dating called thunder, meanwhile in the present Bart discovers he has an investment fetish and tries to seduce Lisa. At the end it's revealed that it was all a dream.

only 3 Drumpf episodes?

Are you some kind of racist`?

Homer eats too much and goes to surgery but Trump's healthcare plan screws him over so he flies to Washington DC to protest Trump but then Hillary shows up and agrees to pay for his surgery out of pocket.

they should just do a spinoff on netflix desu

Grindr was already in the show

Homer has an account. It's not a plot point, he just pulls out his phone and he and marge use Homer's Grinder account to find a gay boyfriend for Smithers.

Roy returns and is now trangender and Homer questions his own sexuality, Ralph, Marge and Professor Frink start a knitting club

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer's_Paternity_Coot

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

Homer and Marge finally divorce
Before the episode air, there's a massive build up to it from Social media and the news network.
At the end of the episode it turns out it was all a dream
The next fifteen minutes show all the Millennial writers laughing at your through the television

Lisa beats up the local alt-right group at her school and wins a town medal.

An entire episode dedicated to Milhouse, he accidently becomes internet famous because of a YouTube video. Milhouse is thrilled to be famous and proclaims himself a meme, just to have Ralph tell him he's not a meme them Nelson haw haws Milhouse for getting btfo by Ralph. The whole school chants "you'll never be a meme"

I said not to reply unless you had proof. How hard are these simple instructions you literal retard?

Bart starts transitioning.

Nelson and Dolph rob the Kwik-E-Mart and kill Apu in the process. Chief Wiggum arrests them with no issues. A black honor student, and Lisa's boyfriend, Mike Trown is shot and killed by Officer Eddie because he reached for his wallet when asked for ID.

Marge and Homer support Lisa's quest for justice and pay for Shaun King to fly out to Springfield so they can form a Black Lives Matter group.

>fat comic guy.
He has a cute Japanese waifu now.

Bart helps Milhouse daterape Lisa and then commits suicide.

I thought they were meant to be Swedish. The drink they had was meant to be a reference to Akvavit, wasn't it?

Lisa wins an essay contest by writing an essay about saving the environment and the prize is that she gets to hang out with Mumford and Sons, there are two musical scenes

An episode based on The Great Gatsby

Hard Mode: it's about black rappers

Simpsons make a time jump and gets a moving, connected storyline. The characters age and die when their voice actors die IRL.
Also kill off like 20-30% of the supporting characters and introduce new ones.

Quimby resigns after scandal and Mr Burns runs for Mayor. Promising to build a dome around Springfield.

Having lost his job at the powerplant Homer starts his own "fake news" website to make ends meet. Lisa realises that his fake articles are helping Burns' popularity, makes Homer feel guilty for lying but he needs the money to support his family.

Eventually Lisa convinces Homer to do whats right, writing a scathing article exposing Burns as a greedy conman.
Burns subsequently loses in a landslide to Springfields first female Mayor Ruth Powers.

Meanwhile Bart learns a lesson in something.

i fapped to this before it was a meme

>I said not to reply
you can't tell me what to do.

What episode

Homer finds he is suffering from erectile dysfunction which is causing friction between him and Marge in the bedroom. Meanwhile, Bart discovers the wonders of puberty and Homer offers him money to fill in for him during his and Marge's sexual intercourse.

Meanwhile, Lisa works on a cure for Cat Menopause.

Then Kim Jong Un demands they eh.. eh.. well they already did the musical thing.. eh.. he demands they build a knockoff Krusty Burger which then creates an international incident and China is like "so solly, we can noteh chooseh the sides! so have this complimentary childrens doll instead" and then Maggie pulls the head off but there's a lollipop underneath, and Homer's like "WHAT? WHERE'S THE SHARP POINTY THING?" and then China is like "ah so solly.. we no longer make dangerous toys anymore!" to which Marge says "sigh, times are changing."

simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Burns_Cage

How's your mom doing user? I haven't seen her at bingo lately, hope she's doing ok.

Or Homer talking about a movie that came out in 2012 and acting like it was many many many years ago!

you know, kinda like how the kids on this board act like.

ITT: fags over 40 post

no one cares about the simpsons you faggots

>How I learned to Stop Worrying and Curse-ye-ha-me-ha

Bart and Milhouse are outraged one day at the Android's comic shop after a barely noticeable change to Radioactive Man's costume is made. They begin to protest so they can have the suit how it was originally was, however things go too far after Milhouse maces one of the police officers in the face after a small riot breaks out. Lisa decides to write a comic about Miss Hoover which becomes famous on the internet featuring herself as a grand super villain who always has her plans thwarted by her.

What in the fuck

Bart joins the alt-right Trump youth and it's up to Lisa and Homer to deprogram him.

>Lisa is bothered by something again.
>Emma Watson shows up.
>Lisa is like "thing bothers me!"
>Then Emma Watson tells Lisa how she handled her problems with "thing" by doing "other thing".
>Then Homer pops his head in the room and asks why she did "other thing" while previously she had complained about "actress" doing that same thing months prior.
>Emma explains how feminism taught her that she can do "thing" without having to worry that "other thing" will be considered wrong.
>To which Moe pops his head in and says that Emma said that "singer" was being a traitor to feminism by being sexy, only to then do a sexy photoshoot weeks later.
>To which Emma responds by silently closing the door and telling Lisa that you can easily shut up the patriarchy by taking away their podiums.
>to which Lisa looks baffled and confused.
>Marge then says "we all learned something today!"

Side story, Millhouse gets into a conflict with an online ebay seller. its comic book guy.

homer reads 50 shades of grey and he and marge get into bdsm relationship

in the b-plot milhouse tries to get lisa with the help of.... say marlon brandos ghost

>bdsm relationship

Hilarious scene of Homer being unable to sit at work next day cause Marge pegged his butt.