Sex is Shit

It's tiring and it's only exciting the first few times with the same person.

The guy has to do 90% of the work.

Honestly masturbating is more satisfying

what a miserable existence, OP

CAGUENSE DE LA RISA MUCHACHOS

You only need to have sex a few times for pregnancy, which is what your brain is programed to achieve.

No, it just means that Jap women are shit, m8.

Try some latinas, and you'll never go yellow again.

I don't think it's shit, but I agree that it's the most overrated thing in the history of mankind.

One girl refused to suck my dick.

Most just lay there like dead fish

it is the holy grail for me

ama

It means you're a fucking slav subhuman.

can you gibe some sex stories? im a virgin and this is my only pleasure

>Try some latinas, and you'll never go yellow again.

all women are lazy deadfishes who treat men as an organic dildo, doesnt matter the race

That's what I'm talking about m8.

No need to be angry Pedro, I can't help that your girls love dem gringo blue eyes.

I'm pretty random at this shit.

One girl I met at a party. I texted her and we went drinking. She discussed her problems including the fact that she was a virgin. She complained how her preveous guys were shit at licking nipples and kissing. I told her my experiences and got her horny. I eventually took her to a park and slipped my fingers under her shirt to touch her nipples as we talked about sex. Shit got hot and I asked her to come over to my place. She took a shower and then I ponced on her as she lay down and took off her bra from behind. I then turned her over and licked her fresh 18 virgin nipples. Slowly took her pants and panties off. She was a hairy virgin. My dick didn't fit her. The sex was unpleasant because her virgin ass was hurting the whole time lol. Nearly woke up the neighbors

Sex with my GF is kinda booring but I love her so I consider it a mutual jerk-off session lol

You know the OP isn't a real Jap, he's a proxy/US Army guy.

The benefit of sex is that you get to stick your dick in a warm fleshy genitalia, even if it's not super exciting doing it with the same person it feels good to bust a nut inside Le pucci.

Now the downside is having to put up with all the other baggage attached to the vagina.

I had sex last night for the first time in 2 years.

The first girl I did it with I couldn't get hard and if I did I couldn't stay hard. All the couple times we did it were embarrassing for me.
Now two years later I had sex with another girl and she's one I really like and we both were getting into and she was all over me, but right when it came time to put in inside her I got soft and couldn't get hard enough to stay in her. I ended up finishing her with my hands.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Why can I be rock hard the entire time right until it's time to go inside and suddenly I'm totally limp and can't get hard again? What can I do?

Tried viagra?

The last girl I was with was all over me. She wanted me to touch every part of her, she wanted me inside her, using hands, she sucked my cock.

It's amazing how different sex is when the girl is actually into it and not just laying there.

proofs?

None of the Jap posters on Sup Forums are legit. They're all either English teachers or US military guys.

All actual Japanese people use their own website

100% this, if you don't agree, you're a virgin

or maybe you do it very seldom

well, that's strange desu

I sometimes have this problem when doing it 3-4 times a day or just drunk so I use imagination and don't hesitate to quickly put my penis into her vagina, I just fuck her as I like, not as she likes me to fuck her

I only settle for masturbation because i can't find a grill without stds.

women are awful desu

His English is too good to be a real Jap.

It's everything to me. I arrange my whole life around sex, drugs, and EDM. When I have the holy trinity assembled, my soul transcends national borders.

The chance that someone in Japan can speak good English is about as high as someone from China being able to speak it, yet you can still see some Chinese posters, so not all Japanese posters can be fake.

Quite the japanese thread tb h

EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE


-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

>it's only exciting the first few times with the same person
>same person

Buddy

Wtf is a real Jap.

I speak almost fluent Japanese and was born and raised here :p

Congrats on getting married OP

Best wishes

t. Sean Masahiro Jackson

Unironically true

The amount of virgins in this thread is astonishing.

WelP, if sex gets boring, go on a two week nofap, then try it again. It's fucking amazing.

Get a better person to stick your dick in then.

I did it for the first time at 20 years old and a few times after with the same person.
It was with rubber on but it it didn't felt good.
It was nothing like porn videos It wasn't exciting, it wasn't thrilling, weak libido, it was nothing. I also had high expectations because unlike me she had her experience and the sexting was promising. Kissing was a bit better but still so so.

Fapping feels better man...
Sex is meh. You miss nothing.

When a girl gets so crazed and start sucking your dick, and keeps asking to stick it in, and you keep denying to do so, feels really great. Also when she cums and you feel her pussy contracting with you inside her is the absolute best feel.

Ofc I pray every morning and every night, try to be in terms with God, but this is just absurdly good to pass on.

Also sex is boring. I'd rather watch my porn and jerk than fuck my gf most of the time now.

Its more likely to be army guys

yeah, ive got a lot of experience with prostitutes and thats it.
the key to enjoy sex is to stop masturbating and stop watching porn. let your desire build up and learn how not to get excited watching a screen.

I still watch porn and beat it, also I have never banged a prostitute. I'll surely do it in the future, just pulling 600 to 1k out is a little too much rn.

Point is: If you feel, in that specific time, that it was not good, just do it. Not even 2 weeks, 2 or 3 days is enough to build a liter of cum in them testies.

No wonder Japan has a negative birth-ratio

Had the same problem, I generally had a lot of performance anxiety, e.g. couldn't piss in a room with other people. Had to realize that I could please a woman without my penis getting hard and now it gets hard.

>The guy has to do 90% of the work.
>Most just lay there like dead fish

That's because you, as men, fail. Any woman, no matter how shy, WILL take the lead and straddle you like a maniac *if* you can instill her with enough passión. You are just bad at it.

I thought higher of Japanese men, to be honest.

Allow me to marry your cute sister

how large is your girth lad?