What would Sup Forums's last movie be?

What would Sup Forums's last movie be?

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Once Upon a Time in America

A porno

True Lies with White Castle burgers

That's good... isn't it?

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Speed Racer

They don't do last meals anymore because some guy ordered something ridiculous to prolong his time I seem to remember. You just get a steak now I think

>no potatoes

what a pleb.

>You don't get to have seconds.

Yeah

>Not ordering the all you can eat buffet before you hang from the gallows
Why live?

The plane scene from TDKR on repeat for three hours. I'd die of laughter before they got to execute me.

Gary Carl Simmons, Jr.: 1996 murderer; executed in Mississippi in 2012 – lethal injection:
one Pizza Hut medium Super Supreme Deep Dish pizza with double portions of mushrooms, onions, jalapeño peppers, and pepperoni
a second pizza with three cheeses, olives, bell pepper, tomato, garlic, and Italian sausage
10 8-oz. packs of Parmesan cheese
10 8-oz. packs of ranch dressing
one family size bag of Doritos nacho cheese flavor
8 oz. jalapeño nacho cheese
4 oz. sliced jalapeños
2 large strawberry shakes
two 20-oz. cherry Cokes
one super-size order of McDonald's fries with extra ketchup and mayonnaise
two pints of strawberry ice cream
he consumed about half of the meal

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal#United_States

He didn't do it to delay the execution

>Lawrence Brewer, 44, a convicted murderer, requested a last meal that included: two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover’s pizza; one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers.

>Brewer had been condemned to die for the 1998 dragging death of James Byrd Jr. in the East Texas town of Jasper; the slaying drew international attention and led to state and federal hate-crimes legislation. The meal was prepared at the Huntsville Unit where Brewer was being held and served before he was executed Wednesday. Brewer chose not to eat it.

You really can ask for Fire Squad? Damn, that's fucking cool. Not that lethal injection sterile crap. I want the real deal. A cloth in my eyes and a smoke on my mouth before they fill me with lead.

>he consumed about half of the meal

the absolute mad man

The electrocution scene from the Green Mile on repeat to build up hype

What a dick

that's a really sad meal

activated almonds with BvS

eyes wide shut

>prolong his time
Isn't it better to just ask the guy like a week in advance what he wants then?

>Not that lethal injection sterile crap. I want the real deal. A cloth in my eyes and a smoke on my mouth before they fill me with lead
Cringe

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and anti-electricity pills

ohhh my tummy would feel so bad after eating that :( would they let me live another day??

>The whole triology
they wont even be out of the shire before he finishes that meal

More like jews being jews.

They could limit the last meal expenditure to 40 bucks maximum expenditure but no they outright ban it instead because muh shekels.

depends if I'm innocent or guilty desu

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>Blade Runner
>No running with blades
Literally what's the point?

Stand By Me

Conan

*Stands by you*

Supersize me

*Supersizes you*

Turkey Lunchable with Cheerios and PB&J while watching Tom and Jerry.

RIP Mom

Lasagna with Garfield 2

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/100_Years_(film)

H-he's fast!

Are you 13?

>muh shekels
it's taxpayer money you absolute brain stem

Has their even been a movie where someone uses the ingredients of their last meal to mcguyver an escape?

>literal scum of society
>Giving them privilege to do fucking anything or have any demands after murdering people

kek

Electric chair?
>huge tub of unpopped popcorn kernels so the guards can have a good chuckle as all my orifices blast out buttery goodness during my death throws

Movie:
>Whiplash

Meal: couldn't tell ya, maybe a lot of burgers desu, 'Merica.

Well he's right anyway since a good amount of it is literally shekels for your greatest ally.

Cake with a file in it
Alcatraz
Execution by dehydration caused by sex

I would watch the LotR trilogy but with several trash bags full of plain rice cakes as my meal.

If /k/ has taught me something, is that before you put down your poor dog for sneezing twice, you should give him a good steak.

>costs around $30,000 to $50,000 a year of taxpayer money per inmate
>bitches about the price of a final meal

They do ask them days in advance.
What? Do you think they just ask them 5 minutes before? while they load up the rifles?

Kek

Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

a pile of zebra cakes, fudge rounds, star-crunches, a cinnamon raisin bagel, a guinness, and Evil Dead 2

I don't think they can let you kill yourself before your legal execution.

>One of the guards looking over you as you watch it sees what happens in the movie, believes that you're trying to send him a message about your innocence.
>He helps you escape in the dead of night.
>Rape and murder his family so that he learns his lesson.

Justice served.

Ghostbusters 2 (my favorite childhood movie)

Food: Chicken fried steak, hash browns, two eggs over easy, sourdough toast, gnocchi with a creamy pesto and parmesean cheese, and a chocolate pudding pie.

What would be the best meal to give you explosive diarrhea? Imagine shooting a few pounds of liquid shit out right before they try and hook you up to the needle, it'd be pure scat-kino.

I'd prefer the gallows, desu. A proper one, mind you. Short, swift and clean.

That's deep my man
Not because of your mom, fuck her
Just seeing some guy who warranted an execution requesting a meal that he probably had as a kid

>watching a movie just for the loli butt
Genius

Some hick requested an enormous last meal, like enough food to last a week, then he ate none of it just to be an asshole. The authorities were so outraged that they ended the final meal thing and now dead men get a steak or nothing.

firing squad?

El oh el

The last movies I would like to watch would be something I've never seen before, like The Godfather.

they cant use get the drugs used for lethal injection anymore because the countries wont supply them to the US, and the substitutes they've tried have result in some extremely painful deaths.

This makes Big Smoke's order look like a kid's meal

There was a great website devoted to the final days/moments of men executed in WW1, mostly traitors or PoWs, all firing squad. Amazing how the man documenting it comended even the most vile traitors for their bravery, while others who wept and pleaded were considered subhuman scum.

>mayo on fries
This is the reason he was on death row, right?

>Americans eat fatty foods non-stop
>find it weird to eat fries with mayo

>He has never tried mayo on fries
Maybe it has to do with the fact that American Mayonaise is fucking disgusting?

Yurosissypoors are fucking disgusting.

Don't you Muslim cuckolds also put it on pizza?

yes user... its the best

>Final Meal Request

Pusy

Wud I get it?

I dont put mayo, butter or cream cheese on ANYTHING that shit is just useless calories

>Bacon on everything, even desserts
>Chicken in a can
>American ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''cheese''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Please America, tell us why mayo on fries is so wrong.

>having a problem with Bacon

Typical euromuslim

A Chinese chef to prepare it for you

>You really can ask for Fire Squad?
Only in Utah, I think.

10 cans of spray cheese

I will face death looking like a liver failure poster boy

Because that's not how electricity works. You just ate popcorn kernels as your last meal for nothing.

ha, i have friends from that town

>talking shit about bacon
Jew or Muslim?

Its delicious

>he doesnt get fries, onion rings and mayo from burger king and enjoy what can only be described as a taste orgy

wew lad

Considering how much it costs for a typical death row inmate to go through the system, the final meal cost would literally be nothing

You might not know this, due to your massively inferior education, but Europe is a continent with a collection of dozens of countries.

Not to mention the irony of your brining up pizza, as if it was an American invention.

Ill give you some friendly advice m8. Dont give your "opinion" on culinary matters.

Thats like as if a muslim gives him opinion on alcohol.

Go back to eating Mayo out of a jar, yuropansy

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Ultimate Cut

>Europe is a continent with a collection of dozens of countries.
We know. We've beat most of you in wars before.

Which one are you from, europoor? The one we beat or the one we saved?

>apple pie with ice cream and not cheddar cheese
I hope they shot him more than usual

You only beat UK though

>france
>germany
>spain
>USSR

>france
Literally only an undeclared """"war"""" between a few boats
>germany
that was the USSR
>spain
Yea, but it was really small though.
>USSR
>war

Also LOTR

I've always thought that death by firing squad would be a neat way to go, more so than being hung or the electric chair but not as good as lethal injection

The hoops eurocucks will jump through to satisfy their inferiority complex lmao