ITT: Sup Forums in 1944

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(ffs I forgot to change my name from that RISK game)

Nothing's like whooping Nazi ass in france am i right?

yanks OUT

yanks IN

If it wasn't for us you will be getting raped by japs. Anyways, I heard the islandhopping is going well.

>be American
>get shot

>gets shot

Come on you commies, your poish friends are dying out there!

>implying we wouldnt have been able to hold off a japanese invasion

About to go knock up this Aussie slut whose husband just got shipped out to fight the Japs. Wish me luck fellas.

Don't you have islands to capture?

I'm calling this a Bubbler and you can't stop me

It's called a fountain. Anyways, I haven't heard from the paratroopers since they went market gardening.

They’re still called Bubblers where I’m from.

Those fucking gringos sank our ships

The germans dindu nuffin

Are you going to be useful in this war or not?

Ready to kill some japs

A bit late, but have fun.

And some fund we had

Lol, wasn't there some riot cuz of all the shelia slaying the yanks were doing?

can't believe I'm still alive, comrades

Yeah, and you're weeks from Berlin

I saw people literally melting

JEWS GET OUT REEEEEE

You made it Ivan ! Think of the glorious future that awaits you after your courageous defense of the motherland!

can't wait to drink together in berlin

*turns into a soap*

I'll just leave this here.

Germans, you gotta like leave. Sorry but not sorry.

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Nothing personal ivan

Bonziiiiii

Didn't you have like two wars with them and one with the Soviets...wtf were you guys doing back then

Soviets had badass uniforms

With what forces, mein Führer?

L-long live comrade Stalin, I guess

Who vants einen schpankin!?

Huh?

oh haha i hope russians didnt take occupation and declaration of war seriously, it was just banter

HOLD THE LINE FOR OUR GERMAN MASTERS, BLUT UND EHRE, BUDAPEST IS A FORTRESS, BALATON OFFENSIVE IS THE NEXT ARDENNES, WE WILL NEVER LET GERMANY FA... *gets shot, and his village burnt to the ground*

Soap from Jewish corpses meme

What are you talking about?

>being saved by not one but two of your former colonizers
besides america, why tho?

anybody still alive out there? how many more lives will this clusterfuck claim?

*dies of ameribombs*

Whoops, those bombs were meant to hit the nearby factory

Japan is kind of a dick

pretty much

*kills hans*
Nothing personal, kid

>blows up a monastery

>granddad arrives via iran

Yes cousin, the Brouhaha of Bris Vegas

Italy-tier traitors
Finns fought in 39-40 with the Soviets and managed to hold the off (Winter War), but had to cede some territories near Leningrad. Then, when Germany invaded the USSR in summer 1941, the Finns attacked the Soviets to get back their land (Continuation War). They were heavily supported by Germany with weapons, air support, soldiers etc. In summer 1944 Finland made a treaty with the Soviets in face of their increasing superiority. They declared war on the Germans and there were some skirmishes known as the Lapland War.

*drowns in Italian pussy*

G-Germany can still turn this around ;_;