Not that user, but

>Not that user, but
>am actually not that user

>arguing with some guy
>thread gets deleted before he can reply
>looks like I win

>"Do Americans really do this?"
>am actually American and know perfectly well whether we do this or not

>tumblr

>Arguing with some guy
>Someone else defends me and backs me up
>I stop posting and leave the guy to fight the battle alone

>*posts from 4G on phone*
>"Not that user, but..."
>really drives home the appearance that I'm not that user

>lanklets btfo
>am a lanklet

>arguing on Sup Forums

>call another user a faggot
>am a faggot myself

kek I do that sometimes and feel bad afterwards

>mfw
>don't post a face

>call another user a cuck
>am in a sense a cuck because I know that there are plenty of opportunities around me to better myself and my life but don't take them and would rather post in a Armenian train surfing forum

Does anyone have those few Eduardo the Elephant pictures that were posted around these parts?

>samefag
>call out myself for samefagging
>fabricate fake images of posts and wipe out all the (You)s

>two anons are arguing
>respond to the latest poster with a terrible argument so the other guy thinks he's a retard

that forced meme sucks, stop forcing it

>user insults me very fittingly
>claim he's projecting even though all he said was true

Positively devilish

>accuse people of baiting for (You)'s
>I'm the one b8ing for (You)'s

>post a controversial opinion
>someone argues with me and he has the same opinion I actually have
>his argument is so shitty that I start believing in the bullshit opinion I posted

>reply to my own post to get more (you)s

>losing an argument on Sup Forums
>make my argument a straw man so people think I'm false flagging

>bump own thread
>delete bump post as soon as I can so people don't see my thread is dead
>bump again later if it's still dead and it looks like the first self bump

>am virgin on my way to wizardry
>ask people if they've ever seen a vagina in their pathetic lives

>wonder why no gf when I know full well that I'm a pathetic failure at everything I do in life and that's why I don't have a gf

>Posts 'goodnight'
>Reply to myself so I don't look pathetic when no one replies

I do this all the time. hahaahaaha

>user makes a post that shows knowledge and passion about a subject
>post reaction implying he has autism

>enjoy thing
>call thing Reddit when other user claims to like it

everyone knows you do this, no one cares enough to call you on it because everyone knows you'd just lie anyway

>make fun of wagecucks
>tell them Im a rich doctor or architect or whatever white collar shit with a PHD or some shit
>am actually a NEET with no future

I just want the pictures, I pinky swear I'm never going to repost them. I'll keep them on my desktop, for personal use only.
Just give me the pictures.

>Not that user, but
>Actually killed that user, skinned him, and am now wearing his skin and living his life without any of his loved ones noticing.

I don't even know who I really am anymore.

>argue with some user
>get heated
>insult him
>he insults me back
>ask him why he's insulting people and if he can't formulate an argument he should just leave the thread
>don't pay any attention when he calls me on my hypocrisy
>looks like I win loser

>posting a terrible argument
>reply to it with an even worse argument myself, pretending to be my oppenent

>make serious argument that reflects my actual opinion
>anons call it bait
>don't defend myself and let the thread die instead

all the time

>call others redditors
>never been to Reddit so I don't know what it's like

>OP makes a retarded argument
>people call OP retarded
>OP leaves thread
>pretend to be OP

t. reddittor

>quote a dozen posts saying "all me"
>I'm actually none of them

>Two guys having a discussion. Heated, but rather civil
>Pretend to be one of them and attack the other
>second user gets defensive and insults "him" back
>first guy calls him an idiot, gets defensive as well
>they start just calling each other names and any actual discussion is lost
>I'm already long gone and moving onto the next one

>try to make an effort post
>make it deliberately unfunny for (you)s

I know you senpai

Sounds fun I will try this later on this and other boards

>call a bunch of anons samefag when I know full well they aren't
>watch chaos ensue

Samefag

Are you paranoia user from the Sup Forums hunter threads?

Good job

>losing argument in thread
>start posting jailbait to get the thread pruned
>sometimes report it myself

Scorched earth motherfucker

You got me

Damn I'm found out!

>what did he mean by this
>actually know what he meant by this

Can't that like... get you permabanned?

kek'd

...

>his IP is static

jokes on you I was just pretending to be stupid
>i wasnt

>using photoshop to pretend you are me
Pathetic

>>Not that user, but

I don't believe anyone that has said this was telling the truth

nice try

Looks like I just got meta trolled
>I didn't

All me btw

>sometimes make posts with false hints at my personal information in case anybody is monitoring me, even though they'd be able to find it out easily if they wanted anyway

...

>make post about gf
>anons call me a liar
>call them pathetic for not being able to comprehend that not everyone is a neet like they are
>am actually a neet
>never had a gf in my life

It is not the 15th yet! o_0

LITERALLY ME

>reply with “Not an argument”
>when in fact I am the one who doesn't have an argument

>get afraid some mod will notice its always the same two guys replying to each other

>user makes a very well thought, original, entertaining post

>Don't give him a (you)

>Another user BRAP posts

>Give him two (you)s

>Make a stupid but clearly tongue-in-cheek post
>Tons of replies
>Hehe...all according to keikaku

Nice Pepe, it's mine now

>name images "image"
>post them and something stupid
>someone calls me a phone poster
>reply with a different named image and call them fucking retarded

>two anons arguing
>one is obviously correct while the other guy is just being a retard
>i chime in and back up the logical one
>the retard assumes i'm him and spergs out on me "YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED YOU WERE SAYING BLAH BLAH"
>refuses to believe i'm a different user

>arguing with some guy late at night
>decide to go to bed
>thread is dead and archived before my next chance to reply
>looks like I win

the techniques in this thread

sun tzu would be proud

guilty

>Make clearly joking post
>People start calling me retarded
>They spam "le just pretending" when I tell them I was legit joking

>Delicately balance the tone of my post so people don't know if I'm serious or not

>Someone asks me how I'm feeling
>Good, you?
>Actually cripplingly depressed and want to kill myself

>user disagrees with me
>call him Sup Forums
>thread devolves into shitposting
Looks like I win again

>getting destroyed
>argue back one last time as best as I can
>hide the reply chain or close the thread and pretend I won

>post retarded opinions baiting for (You)'s
>one guy starts arguing with me
>another guy also joins against me
>bait him as well for twice as many (You)'s

Sure you were joking, dude ;)

Classic

>detailed airtight paragraph completely b me tfo
>is that...
>is that a spelling error?!
>gently highlight the word with a single green meme arrow and reply
>screencap the entire page and put it in my arguments won folder

>losing argument
>call opponent a Sup Forumstard
>when he gets defensive say "that's exactly what a Sup Forumstard would say

>pretend to be a sjw, call out on racism, homophobia and sexism
>am actually Sup Forums

>see someone post something retarded
>several people reply calling him retarded
>quote all of their posts and tell them I tricked them

>Thread is going pretty quick
>Make a witty reply to someone
>Thread suddenly comes to a dead halt

kek

>make a post that's true
>some reddit poster calls me a Sup Forumstard
>i've never actually been to Sup Forums and never will

>someone I'm not arguing with makes a well thought out reply
>respond to him and ask him if he's actually being serious if just trolling

I know that feel

You guys are all stupid fucking dumb frogposters.

What are you doing with your lives? Seriously? Like I'm not even fucking memeimg right now, this isn't some ebin copypasta bait shitpost, I'm genuinely concerned for some of you mentally ill fucks. What the fuck are you doing spending your life on here?

EVERY TIME

Dying slowly and painfully

>Call someone else a Sup Forumstard.
>Go to Sup Forums myself.

T. Wojak

It's like approaching a group of people and they all go silent and just stare at you when you arrive