Aladdin (2018)

Would you watch this version of Aladdin?

only if my boy Rami gets to go balls deep in Kim K

Raimi is hot but hes nothing like aladdin

The actor is ugly as fuck though. No little girls pussy is going to tingle over him

What percentage is unaltered at this point from the specimen's body to the right ?

Kim is trashy as fuck

fuck off

Only off-screen.

why would an adult watch fairy tale adaptations?

Rami's ugly cute.

>The actor is ugly as fuck though. No little girls pussy is going to tingle over him

SHUT UP! LEAVE FROGMAN ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEE

objectively wrong

what's trashy about Kim

Exactly. Unless it's a horror adaptation.

her face, her personality, her fame, everything

she's guttertrash

They should choose the guy that plays Daenyrie's assassin desert boyfriend in GoT

only if kim k is raped and then stoned for adultery within 20 min of ep1

who could possibly replace /Robin/ W.I.L.L.I.A.M.S ?

>Gutter trash
>Street rat

>Genderbent Aladdin with Kim as a whore with a heart of gold

Roastie coal burner that makes her 200% trashy

>Roastie

Incorrect

This. Allah wills it.

John Goodman? Jack Black? Martin Short? Steve Martin?

It's hard to find someone to replace him or even write a script since Robin Williams ad-libbed most of his lines.

It's fucked up that this is almost certainly something that Disney execs are considering while they're choosing who to cast. But then again I guess it's not too different from Michael Bay choosing Megan Fox to appease to middle school boys.

No because I hate Kim K, literally the one thing me and the T!rks can agree on. And because live action movies that are basically exactly the same as the cartoon are bullshit.

Maybe not, but he makes my penis rock hard. Seeing him plow a hottie that wouldn't normally give him the time of day (and isn't his fucking drug dealer) would be delightful.

only if he hacks Jafar

>Kim Kardashian
Fuck no. I ain't watching Ocean's 8, either.

Do people actually find that woman attractive?

blacks do

Yes but what's worse is that they also think she matters.

only if its the: A Lad's In! version

Are we progressive enough for a Chinese aladdin?

You just made this same thread on Sup Forums. Kill yourself OP.

this is your real Aladin

too old.

I made it on Sup Forums first.

>Directed by Guy Ritchie

Are you shitting me

Not much. Shoulders, arms, hands and feet?

>Guy Ritchie

Why?

Do you guys ever look at a thread on the catalog and try to imagine the kinds of posts you think you'd see? Looking at this I imagine somebody has already posted that milky pepe with his arms outstretched

I don't know if he would do it

...

>Directed by Guy Ritchie

That's an...unexpected choice of director.

you tell me.

But she's so... old!

Because The Man from Uncle is a masterpiece.

Aladdin and Jasmine are Arabs, not Indian.

It'll depend on the tone of the movie, and I wouldn't expect a live action version to be as silly as the cartoon.

this white girl was talking to me about lion the other day and kept emphasizing how hot dev patel is. it's so cringe-worthy when whtie girs tell me how much they think some brown actor is hot.

should've fucked her.

More importantly, who should play /ourguy/?

Guy Ritchie is directing so who knows what the fuck is gonna happen.

Willem Dafoe or Christoph Waltz

because Tim Curry is fucked up

Alexander Siddig once he's done with Gotham.

All of those people are white.

I want Ben Kingsley

Ben Kingsley isn't Arab.

Which one is playing Alladin?

Aladdin is actually chinese

He could be the Sultan also

medicore 2bh

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi

>Is his actual fucking name

w t f

...

She would be perfect if it weren't for the fake ass.

...

Shes on video sucking nigger dick you fucking retard. Thats not an image for a star of children movies.

would love that kino.

Kek

Ben Kingsley

No.

I stopped watching Disney after they left 2d animation. No regrets

Drop Rami and make it a film about Jasmine (Kim K) doing softcore porn.

that wouldn't even make sense.

There's no way he wouldn't have a bit part.

BUMP

Aladdin was centuries before Islam though.

Only if she plays Jafar

Why would anybody want that

One of the only good things about Trump is I find him somewhat more palatable than Kim K and nobody talks about her anymore now.

Kim's too old now, but yeah I'd watch Rami be Aladdin. They'd honestly probably cast Gal Gadot as Jasmine, fuck that.

Gal Gadot isn't Arab.

I want her to cuckold me unironically.

what the fuck is wrong with you

Is that why the sultan keeps saying by allah?

Kim doesn't look like that anymore.

>akabur remakes his game with kardashian jasmine
shut up and take my money

Muslims would throw a fit.

Rami is Christian, essentially turning Aladdin into the story of a Christian tricking a Muslim princess with magic.

Highly Haram.

what does she look like then

>akabur remakes his game with kardashian jasmine
Would never happen.

It's called acting for a reason.

what does she look like?

>Pregnant Kim.

not a bad idea tbqh

how has this not been posted?

Thought I had posted it.

Girl I hung out with in highschool is dating him

I'm 100% on board with Rami as Aladdin

>includes "proud of your boy"
>movie gets denounced as alt-right propaganda

it'd be even funnier if tons of Trump supporters pile in on day one just to hear the song.

I'm already tempted to go see this, and I don't give a fuck about Aladdin.

you're retarded.

louse and a loafer detected

Luke pasqualino should play Aladdin

well, she's a nigger lover for one.

jontron