/hoc/:RAGS BTFO

welcome our alien friend

Minnesota tbphfams

You didn't include me in the screencap. Please remake the thread thx xDDDD

Don’t you have any offs to go fuck

Soon lads

Soon

kok

Aaaaaaand the Stars drop yet another OT game to yet another different team. I wonder how many this makes this season.

Islanders

Boggle?

the who

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Dallas Stars. Or were you just memeing?

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Seattle Totems is the most patrician Seattle hockey team name

>nashville mustard tigers

will the islanders new arena have a horse in the corner named horsey??

who /3peat/ here?

How is the play not blown dead when the goalie loses his mask

flurry could literally be killed if he took that slapper to the face

Please lad

Dark Green > Green & Gold

agree
metropolitans will never happen because:
1) it’s already a division
2) stupid fucking name, this isn’t the 1920s

are fucking garbage and will continue to be until they have competent goaltending and defense

>Dallas Stars
no idea who that is

*gets hurt*

>knights
>kings
>some abos for color
Your correct, it certainly is not

yo

they would get sued by the mets before they could even try to register their name

Google the name to find out.

is he injured again? no way

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This looks really awesome, and it's close to their original jersey

technically the Seattle Mets came before the baseball team. Also, that didn't stop the Texas >rags or the Sacramento Kings, etc

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wrong pic

The Seattle Suicides?

Front row second from right just gives zero fucks

it's also different enough from the Stars and Wild to be it's own thing.

Regardless of what happens, the team will 99% have green as their base color

Or look, it's Stan Leek Up Winners

based Guyle

>vegas literally cannot score without blatant refpuck
makes you think

That's great, there's too many red and blue jerseys in the NHL right now as it is

Seattle: the city that turned nirvana into the foo fighters

They were never called the Seattle Mets, they were called the Metropolitans. They would probably have no choice but to shorten it to metros and even they are probably not in the clear. Companies guard their identities more closely now than ever before.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

and?

>THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST THE JEST

Seattle: the city who's only memorable landmark is fittingly a giant syringe.

rangers

seattle: here’s your fuckin caramel frappuccino

Seattle : A place somehow worse than Vancouver

seattle: I eat a lot of ass

Winnipeg: the city that ___________

The foo fighters are fucking overrated trash. Bland songs, boring lyrics. Not even any ounce of originality.

GOOD NIGHT SEATTLE

bring the cup back to canada

beat Transhville tonight

Exists

New Islanders mascot

*kicks woman in the face*

THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES THE BOES
ftfy

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Fucking Wyoming gets me everytime.

>tfw no based boeser burger blueline blasters because bad bone bruise

hey maybe that's where your team will end up, eh? :^)

Is there actually a Vancouver boeser burger? Is the rest of the league mad at a burger?

>rags

R A R E

I'd say the biggest hate sponge in Colorado is the mild now, red wings were more hated when the avs and the wongs were heated rivals.

Seattle doesnt deserve to be a green team.
neither does Dallas for that matter.
GREEN IS MINNESOTA'S FUCKING COLOR, OK? go be yet another red or blue team.

*listens to die antwoord once*

>mad
>at Minnesota

Kaffer

he's playing senpai

seattle is nicknamed 'the emerald city' tho

>not Jack Parow

better blow big black boners because boeser block bad blast, bro

holy fuck he is!

well too fucking bad.
they'll just have to be purple or something. we need more jersey color diversity.

>imagine being a generic red or blue jersey team.

Minnesota doesn't have a color, they don't even have a cup

Yes I do generally dislike faggots

>North Stars: green
>Wild: green
>bastard illegitimate version of the North Stars in Dallas: green

more grey teams when?

>we need more jersey color diversity

no, we need more different colors.
otherwise grey will become the new red

:(

It's from bad blood when the wild kept shitting on the avs these past years, and the fans are always super obnoxious while they do it. I personally hate the blackhawks more tho, desu.

The league needs a brown team

irrelevant, hockey is a white sport if you overlook the Subban bros

>I personally hate the blackhawks more tho, desu.

who doesn't

Diversity is our strenght desu

Seattle Shitstains

Seattle Woods

MAD AT THE STARS???

>tfw no purple team

the Ducks were like purple and teal until they decided to change to full edgelord mode.

the few blacks that play in the nhl are whitewashed as fuck by hokkeibros. the only black player near ghettonig tier is evander kane, and even then based buff let him know his nigshit wouldnt fly in the nhl.

*checks standings*
not right now
ask me later

Seattle Starbucks

kek