/nfl/ general: 2spooky edition

PIT:Steelers lead NFL with 8 Pro Bowl selections
CAR:Thomas Davis' suspension reduced to one game
HOU:Savage lands on injured reserve (concussion)
LAC:Chargers send Hunter Henry (kidney) to IR
GB:Packers place Aaron Rodgers back on IR
DET:Lions send WR T.J. Jones to injured reserve
PIT:With Conner on I.R., Steelers sign RB Ridley
DEN:Broncos still waiting on quarterback decision
DEN:Broncos send Ray to IR for final two games
PIT:Tomlin confirms Antonio Brown out Week 16
PIT:James Conner (knee) headed to injured reserve
DET:Ameer Abdullah frustrated by benching

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>not calling it Mark Davis discovers immortality edition

>Hekker, Pharoah Cooper, Zuerlein
>Other teams thinking their special teams had a chance in the first place

I love Tom Brady

How?

why does he have tard eyes

Friendly reminder the Patriots have never cheated, they get no ref favoritism and they are winning their sixth this year and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop them because they are that fucking good, period, deal with it

that picture still makes me so nauseous

I always forget how scary Al Davis actually was towards the end

Should the Browns trade for Hekker and start him at QB?

Jay Cutler is an elite QB and he is the most handsome!

>who are Ryan Allen, Dion Lewis and Stephen Gostkowski?

>the Patriots have never cheated
Nope
>they get no ref favoritism
Nope
>and they are winning their sixth this year
And that's three strikes. You're a liar.

>Davis was active in civil rights, refusing to allow the Raiders to play in any city where black and white players had to stay in separate hotels. He was the first NFL owner to hire an African American head coach and a female chief executive. He was also the second NFL owner to hire a Latino head coach. He remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.

>Born in Brockton, Massachusetts, to a Jewish family

i remember during the 2012 Olympics, i used a Japanese proxy and posted using broken english and shit, people fell for it. baka Sup Forums was so gullible then.

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speak for yourself, brainwashed E!SPN drone

Catb owl

>who are Sam Koch, Bobby Rainey(RIP), and Justin Tucker?

Umm ESPN shills the pats hard. Literally suck their cocks after every win and shit on any player/coach who even hints at shady shit going on. Pats fans are so fucking detached from the truth.

Scrubs in comparison. Other than Cooper, who is just above average.

What’s up with Brady and that weirdo doctor? How long before Brady gets exposed?

Pats have the better punter and return man, Ravens have the (slightly) better kicker

tripfags are asleep, post rare Bradys

Who was the biggest pro bowl snub? Who are the filthy casuals ignoring?

scrubs compared to whom? the Pats', Ravens' or Rams' ST? because those are arguably the top 3 ST units in the league

the Pants wont lose out and ruin the Cat Bowl r-right?

If you've watched the Rams play, then you can see how far above everyone else that unit really is. John Fassel is a genius.

Daryl Williams

Cat Bowl isn't happening. It's gonna be Pats-Eagles, and the Pats are winning #6

>Eagles
>making it to the Owl with Foles
HA
they almost lost to the Panthers with Wentz
>but m-muh refball
shit excuse
The Jags D is gonna have a field day with the Pats

>He thinks it won't be Penn bowl

I get that Hekker is probably the best punter in the league, but there are return men and kickers better than Cooper and Zeuerlein, respectively.

wrong

wrong

I live in Japan lol

How long before Brady forces The Hoodie out you mean?

Bills/Vikings owl don't @ me

Pats over Iggles. Get used to this reality.

Zuerlein is definitely getting to be one of the better ones. Cooper is probably top 5 this season, but his blockers are what really make him.

chiefs/vikings superbowl, screencap this post

what makes you think the Pats can even beat the Jags? They haven't played very many good defenses other than Carolina and Pittsburgh and their 1-1

This is a picture of NFL Quarterback Tom Brady

this is a picture of his master

Its amazing how people have gone from saying "Bortles is worse than Kapernick" to believing he can beat the Patriots

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Pittsburgh or Jags will give them a game. It'll be between those 3. At least until the Chargers beat them out to face the Rams in the L.A. bowl.

I didn't even bring up Bortles m8
The Jags defense is why they are where they are and can the Pats score on them?
>y-yeah cause m-muh Gronk
good luck with that secondary

His last three games are what's amazing. Philip Rivers is stroking it to this level of December hot streak.

if Kaep can make the Packers his bitch, Bortles can make the Pats his (except with like running backs n shit)

Who's covering Gronk?

prove it

Good guys:
>Jags
>Bills
>Chargers
>Vikings
>Rams
>Lions

Neutral:
>Steelers
>Chiefs
>Titans
>Raiders
>Dolphins
>Eagles
>Panthers

Bad guys:
>Patriots
>Ravens
>Saints
>Falcons
>Seahawks
>Cowboys

finally a list I can agree with

>Neutral:
>Steelers

As a Steelers fan, Eagles, Dolphins, Raiders, Titans, Chiefs, and Falcons should probably be above us.

You all are gonna feel so dumb when the catb owl happens. I can already feel some of you getting nervous.

>your team remains the same but you lose your current qb and he's replaced with the starting qb of your team 10 years ago in 2007
>teams with same qb now get 2007 version of their qb

>Patriots, Bills, Dolphins, Jets
Tom Brady, Trent Edwards, Trent Green, Chad Pennington
>Steelers, Ravens, Bengals, Browns
Ben Roethlisberger, Kyle Boller, Carson Palmer, Derek Anderson
>Jaguars, Titans, Texans, Colts
David Garrard, Vince Young, Matt Schaub, Peyton Manning
>Chiefs, Raiders, Chargers, Broncos
Brodie Croyle, Josh McCown, Phillip Rivers, Jay Cutlee
>Eagles, Cowboys, Redskins, Giants
Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo, Jason Campbell, Eli Manning
>Vikings, Lions, Bears, Packers
Tavaris Jackson, Jon Kitna, Rex Grossman, Brett Favre
>Saints, Panthers, Falcons, Buccaneers
Drew Brees, Jake Delhomme, Joey Harrington, Jeff Garcia
>Cardinals, 49ers, Seahawks, Rams
Kurt Warner, Alex Smith, Matt Hasselbeck, Marc Bulger

Hows your team doin, /nfl/?

>Bad guys always win

Pats fan

>Post yfw when your face is catb owl ends up being Lions v. Jags

>jake
In good shape here

>Steelers skill players and offensive line with gunslinging and barely injured mid-2000's Ben
Fuck yes.

If Jacksonville goes to the Owl, will Jags "Columbine Massacre Survivor" Guy be there??

If I were the Mustache Mogul who owns them, I'd put him in my owner's box. Then I'd invite him to the game.

>Kyle Boller

please no. I already lived through this hell

You'd take them over Hines Ward, Santonio Holmes, Willie Parker and Heath Miller?

>in good shape
what do you mean good shape?
the team is built around a running QB
our receivers are practice squad tier, Olsen, and Funchess

>stopped 2
>let Brody slip with 5

I tried so hard and got so far, in the end, it doesn't even matter

You wouldn't take AB + Bell over a crack-back blocking shitstain and Santonio Holmes?

>cucked out of the most important one

W E W
E
W

That's not the question. I get the squad then, and the squad now :^)

Parker, Ward, Holmes and Miller have two rings. How many do Brown and Bell have?

But I think Parker/Bell is tough to call, and BASED HEATH no question.

Juju/Bryant/Brown is a unit that I think is better than Holmes/Ward/Washington, though

We're talking 2007, so they only had one

>there will never be another jerome bettis
>or marvin harrison, larry fitz, t.o., randy moss, megatron caliber WRs
>once witten is gone, there will never be a witten, tony g, antonio gates TE (gronk is a brady babby)
>no more dawkins or sean taylors
>no more revis, raiders asomugha, asante samuels

nfl is gonna be asscheeks by 2020

Thats one more than AB and Bell have o_O

>this child
Fucking chill. Talent comes in waves.

Check back in March :^)

They had top-tier defenses. Steelers D was meddling before this year and now they're without Shazier. Bell is a top 3 RB, Brown #2 behind only DeAndre Hopkins. This line is pretty damn good. If we're talking purely offense, the Steelers would be in a better place now than then

Late 90s to late 00s was some of the best football. Shit started going way downhill after 2010.

>Jaguars were 3-13 last year
>Rams were 4-12 last year
>Panthers were 6-10 last year
>Saints were 7-9 last year
>Eagles were 7-9 last year
>Vikings were 8-8 last year

Nice to see all these under .500 teams turn things around and enter the playoffs this year and become legitimate super bowl contenders.

Why are saints bad guys?

>9956
Stole our Manning Favre bowl

They had easier schedules

Who has better defenses, Jim Johnson or Dick Lebeau

you underestimate players coming and going
people in the 80s probably said they'd be no one ever near the level of Jerry Rice and we've had plenty receivers like him

Name a top player in the league under 27. Pro tip: You can

Wrong

Panthers unironically have a harder schedule this year

>Rams, Jags, and Eagles had an easier schedule
Fuck right off

>Tjack

Goddamn it, just kill me.

Kuechly
Gurley
Ramsey

>Derrick Henry/Mark Ingram
>DeAndre Hopkins, Antonio Brown, Julio Jones
>Travis Kelce, OJ Howard, Evan Engram
>Earl Thomas, Harrison Smith, Malcolm Jenkins, Eric Berry, Tyrann Mathieu
>Marshon Lattimore, Darius Slay, Patrick Peterson, Jimmy Smith, Xavier Rhodes, Casey Hayward, Marcus Peters

do you even watch the NFL anymore?

Hopkins is a future Hall of Famer. Look at what he did for every Texans qb. He tricked the Browns into thinking Osweiler was competent

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As a white male, why do I get angry at the white man's verse but get emotional to the point of tears during the black man's verse?

Lattimore is filthy.

Lattimore, Hopkins, Rhodes, Mosley, Ramsey, Bouye, etc. etc. etc. stop

See. Told you you could.

Hopkins is the best receiver in the NFL. last year was a down year, but he's made Ryan Mallett, Brian Hoyer, Brock Osweiler, Tom Savage and TJ Yates look competent.

>tfw ending the Cowboys playoff hopes on Sunday

A fair consolation prize for this disappointing season.