Brisbane Heat 7/206
Melbourne Stars 1/8
/cric/ - BBL Day One
Other urls found in this thread:
soundcloud.com
twitter.com
big bore league
BIG BRAINIAC LEAGUE
>pootershit
>Soy Wars
4.5/5 stars for me
Hello
WELCOME TO THE MAXWELL SHOW
>day one
Did McCullum ask for that to be checked just so they'd show that sick catch closer than usual?
It is day one
...
dubs memeswell wins the match
Who will get the next BBL team?
Canberra I assume, could there be an NZ team?
Canberra
NZ
Newcastle
North QLD
OFF BY ONE
hope not
>Shutup Cunt bowling
Logan.
This Rolling Stones revival is completely over-rated, much like the Queen and The Who revival.
Gunna head to bed as soon as Maxwell gets out lads
North Stradbroke
Night lad
When are Maroochydore getting a team
Based ShaDAB
god the who are shit
>cuckwell
>Stars
oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
*inhales*
Maxlel
bbl is too low for maxwell he really should be in the test team
Night lads
Is KP right about Brisbane?
kek
maybe for england
You're a brainlet if you don't realise Stars are ahead in this match.
McCullum literally thinks on higher level to the rest of the cricketing world
North island and south island will get teams
>ABBA revival
Based
*dabs*
I'm starting to unravel. I'm 31. I soldiered through my childhood, my teens and my twenties and I tried my best. It all amounted to fucking shit. I never had a chance from the start. My parents divorced when I was little. I survived a total war as a child. Right now I'm stuck at a terrible 50+ hour job at a factory. I work there illegally for a wage that doesn't pay my bills. I'm no pajeet, but worse - I'm a wog from the Balkans. Something is fucked with my hips and I'm in constant pain. My mind has disintegrated into a kind of idiotic stupor, all my ideals and wishes have died within me and all my inner strength has left me. I'm exhausted, utterly exhausted. I just want everything to STOP, to lie down and sleep. I want to cry and I'm screaming on the inside. It's not about sex or women for me, though I never had a girl. I'm not bad looking. i'm /fit/ as fuck. It's not about the body, or the constant physical pain. I just see an endless darkness of poverty and nothing else. I routinely starve for two weeks per month, living on cereals and milk. While doing physical labour. I cannot afford to buy meat.
Everything has collapsed. I am defeated. I capitulate. I want to die, and I cannot even dream or hope anymore. I just want everything to end. I'm so tired. I've done everything I could to fix myself and my situation and this is how it ended up.
I can no longer function in social settings. I could bullshit my way through normie crap before but now I just can't handle anything anymore.
I'm making serious plans to legally acquire a firearm by liquidating everything I own (for the cash) so that I can kill myself.
I didn't have a chance from the start. I just deluded myself into trying to fix myself and this effort spanning decades has only emptied me.
"for starters, friends"
"if you are a good person, lovers"
There are a LOT of japanese girls who want to fuck in these apps, you have no idea. And you match a lot
she's kind weird yes
kek
what, tiny lad?
Never forget Stoinis batting a ridiculous comeback innings only to be cucked by Hazleshit
Wil Smith is an actor mate
based fucking goosey
Same
Don't do it mate you won't get to witness Smith overtake the Don
same
based ivan
Puke Wright
Shadab on em
based brown person
SHA-DAB
Why don't the guys throwing the ball just psyche the hitters out by pretending to throw, and then actually throwing a split second later
Got a headache lads but no meds for it :(
Get some Panadol m8
shops are closed
Go down to the 9 eleven
suffer in ya jocks KP
M E L B U M
S H A R T S
Not allowed to fake field. Batting team receive 5 runs (I think) if you do.
Don’t you have Coles or Woolies around that close at 12pm ?
>Vettori lurking for wristies on the net
Not surprised lads
>melcrum sharts
I think it only counts for the non-striker
who /gades/ here?
fuck the sharts tbqh
All the Coles are closed but just had a look and a woolies is still open, cheers
Which is a more stinging insult; crumbum or putts?
pick us up a choccy oak m8
No worries mate
reminder that now you're in your 30s your suicide will just add to statistics. You're too old for it to be 'tragic' or a 'waste', it'll be 'sad' at best, but probably forgotten about by the first responders by dinner time. I'd also point out that firearm suicide attempts are not uncommon, hanging is much more statistically successful, also look into charcoal suicides, seems peaceful enough.
Also don't have that depression pasta, but that's quality.
>playing Hey Ya by OutKast
Got given a bottle of red and chandon in my hamper from work, I don't drink either wat do lads
>best batsman batting 5th
feels like I'm fucking watching englel
Gift it to a good mate
Ice break is the superior milk coffee
fugg, you're right, there are wedding dresses in the background in the final shot, elite tear down and examination.
Only plebs drink milk coffee/ice coffee
based finisher putting the stars innings 6 feet under
Chandon's a decent drop bring it to Chrissy lunch. Or get some orange juice and drink 2L of mimosa and poo yourself.
Enjoy getting banned faggot
Enjoy drinking boganmothermilk....cuck
BASED STOINIS
If Ben Cutting was a Christmas dessert he'd be Ben Pudding
kek
>Aww I knew it
kek
KEK
K E K
If Ben Cutting were me in my teenage years he'd be Been Cutting
If Ben Cuttings was an Australian test player, he'd be Ben Cummins
KEK
>not cutting into your late 30s
you are like little child
dare raw tbqh
>Still cutting into his 30s
Wow look at the middle aged mum on my Indonesian indomie enthusiasts forum
I'll smoke meth and drink myself to death like a real man thank you very much
just absolutely BTFO of my daughter at her first pop concert lads.
>DERS A HOOOLE IN MY BAGUETTE
I have had these before, they go alright if you're into iced coffee (which I'm not all that much)
But you squirt the concentrate into milk with ice cubes and it tasted as good or better than the bottled ones you get, plus it makes a lot lore
Link soundcloud?
is that where the blue milk comes from?
>guy working the self serve checkouts trying to get me to donate money
fuck I've got one of these in my cupboard, they are 10/10 for a quick morning coffee when running late
>steketeedacuck
>Hipster Metalcore
Knew there were only soyboys on this board
Well that was quick