Ronnie firmly handles remote control

>ronnie firmly handles remote control

as it should be. you can recognize who's in control of the house by looking at who's handling remote control. alpha as fuck.

Who gets to hold the football, though?

GIB

Just googled and it says one of these kids isn't Ronaldo's children, she has only the mother surname

He's literally my wife's son: the player

>He's literally my wife's son: the player
ayyyy poonaldo BTFO

ajajajajaja mira el verdadero perdedor, el portugANO senores y senoras

Good meme

>3(three) pics of donaldo and donaldo jr

wow it's almost like it's their house or something

You have 3 pictures of the same people, on the same wall at home?

no, but my family is larger than two people

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What do you reckon Ronaldo sees in her?

he's just such a weird person

A beard

His penis

A tool that helps to stop people question his sexuality.

her tits kind of look like ass

Has anyone ever noticed that Ronaldo s women look kinda Manish?

a legal shield to keep collecting babies

>Manish
Do you mean masculine, Mr. 52%?

I want a gf lads

maybe she has a great personality
kek

Nice tits tbqh

Nah, you gotta have one of Ronaldo holding the Euro cup

Fun facts
>Ronaldo named his last boy "Mateo", just like Messi's son. Ronaldo doesn't even speak proper Spanish but he gave his son a name in Spanish instead of the Portuguese version of that name
>Ronaldo's girlfriend is Argentine
This nigga is totally obsessed with Messi lmao

I had a gf once, it was nice
I broke up with her
Now I regret it

Cringe

He's trying to produce the next messi.

did she have a bigger penis than you?

she kind of...looks like messi

But he doesn't even fuck his Argentine girlfriend

While they were dating she got pregnant from another man and Ronaldo ordered 2 new test tube kids. Idk why didn't he just had them in a natural way with his actual girlfriend

Will Ronaldo kill himself when his career is over? He seems like he would have problems coping with being out of the spotlight.

>But he doesn't even fuck his Argentine girlfriend

What? What the fuck is wrong with him, is this a European thing?

Who the fuck took the photo?

his PR manager you daft cunt

Apparently Mateo is the most popular baby name in Spain

No but I have hired a tranny after that

>You now realize that Ronaldo's PR manager is living with Ronaldo's family
>You now realize that he is actually Ronaldo's bf

Sideways gaul with the banter

>hired
should have bought one, way more cost efficient in the long run

I don't think Ronaldo is gay, he's more like Narcissus. That guy may be Ronaldo's gf's boyfriend tho

If you look closely it looks like cr jr is wearing a Messi shirt

LARGE
BREASTS

Maybe Ronny isn't as much of a faggot as we think. Or maybe that's what he wants us to think?

I love how Junior seems miserable even in those pictures hanging on the wall.

I’d be miserable too if my dad was that narcissistic

Looking closer at the pictures behind them, they look more like he used his son as an excuse to take pictures of himself kek

I've never seen portraits taken like that

Are those tits real?

he reminds me of Harold in the pic on the right

His secret is pain, a silent pain, a burden his and his only to bare, it is that look in his eyes that can be understood by few. So Harold smiles, not as an attempt to fool himself, but to spare us.

She's lactating, tits get bigger under those circunstances

How do you know all these stuff

your mom never told you?

we must induce a cow like state of constant lactation in order to achieve anime titties.

What did you think the purpose of tits was?

No. S-should I ask her?

To hurt women's back just so men can enjoy playing with them

MUH MESSI
you do know that his teammate is named mateo

Are you unironically suggesting Ronaldo named his son after Kovacic?

are you suggesting he named his son after messi's son?
You do know that people can like the same names?

Well she's obviously a beard but for me Georgina is a 10/10 qt

Idk, I don't see Messi giving his kids Portuguese names

Also, Ronaldo named his first son with a name in his own language, same with his daughter, but then with the second boy (his only boy born after messi's kids) he swaped to using a name in Spanish, and the same name as Messi's son

And then she went and dated an Argentine girl, all a coincidence

You do know that you can give your children a name that isn't common in your native country?

Of course he can, it's just weird

he's not holding a remote in that pic

he's hold the baby's foot

he's not weird or gay.

just a narcissist. his partner looks quite like him (looks matching) and he took control of the kids because he doesn't want another person to have any influence on his Mini me's

Living in Spain, has a spanish girlfriend. You see people that name their cildren after some internatonal shit name even though they don't have any ties to the country

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I didn't understand it

holy shit those mammaries


is she a wet nurse?

Oh, well, since you opened the same thread:

>PR TEAM: Hello Mr. Ronaldo Sir, it's holiday season, and studies show we should be posting a happy family photo for the 25-45 year old segment of our social media customers and 3rd party use by our associated companies
>CR: Tsure. Go.
>PR TEAM: Ooookay. But, we should add your girlfriend to the picture, shouldn't we? H-Haha
>CR: Tswho?
>PR TEAM: Georgina...? The girl with the womb?
>CR: Fiiiine. Ok, done. Now.
>PR TEAM: Sorry, Your Majesty, there's no need to tip-toe, you're all sitti--
>CR: TAKE IT. Junior put one of the fucking babies in front of that Messi shirt or I swear to God...
>GEORGINA: I-I'm falling from the couch with the newborn... Can we all squeeze just a little and at least preten...
>CR: TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

*click*

>Ronaldo never explained how his newest arrivals had come into existence, as his girlfriend of a few months, Georgina Rodriguez, was not expecting.

>The newspaper found the babies were conceived in a laboratory, then born to a surrogate mum - although her identity is still secret.

>In Ronaldo's native Portugal, surrogacy is not permitted in any but the most rare of cases - and single men are not allowed to pursue it as an option for having children.

>Speaking previously about his son growing up without a mum, the footballer told The Jonathan Ross Show: "For me it is not a problem. I will say in the world, many kids don't have mum, don’t have dads or dads die or mums die


lol..okay

>In Ronaldo's native Portugal, surrogacy is not permitted in any but the most rare of cases - and single men are not allowed to pursue it as an option for having children.
this is the same in spain but
>halal player
laws don't apply

that is babby, not remote control

underrated

>rich
>has 4 kids
>refuses to marry
living the dream desu

>have to lug kids around to appease muslim backers
>can't fool around with your bf whenever you want
he is in hell

>>have to lug kids around

lel, this guy dumps his kids off to his mother or now to georgina. Junior didn't even know his name until a few months ago.

>doesn't speak spanish
>spent that much time in spain
>already speaks a 70% similar language
Is that true?

most probably, no need to learn a new language when it's so close to your own

kek

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Uhh think again sweetie, they’re all his children.

He didn’t have his kids in spain, he had them in the US