Thanks for buying me dinner, user!

>Thanks for buying me dinner, user!

>not taking off your hat when sitting in a table

>Hat inside

*sigh*

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>the absolute state of that calamari

Excuse me?!

>calamares
ok
>tuna, eggs, tomatoes & some shit that looks like mashed potatoes
who the fuck cooks like that, portuguese people man..

what is that expression supposed to convey?

What's wrong with them? You don't eat them like that in Canada?

No problem Greatest of all Time and of this Generation *thumbs up*

that calamari just looks bad.
looks like it came frozen out of a bag then was left on a counter for a few hours

>soyboy expression
>horrible oven cooked calamari
>random slice of lemon 2in thick from the middle of the lemon
>tinned tuna
>boiled egg
>potatoes so boiled they've gone floury and falling apart
>horrible lettuce, tomato, cucumber salad sans dressing
>childs fruit flavoured drink
>no-one else at the table

What a fucking cunt.

>cooks
that's a salad la

>tuna, eggs, tomatoes & some shit that looks like mashed potatoes

what's wrong with that?

lmao all the fish in canada is frozen nigga lmao

I would never get ronaldo-senpai a meal that looked so unappetizing

I live in a seafood city and even those calamari right out of the sea and cooked that very day look like that

I don't know what are you talking about, maybe you cook them in a different way, that's fried calamari

...

I have a golden rule a dish needs to consist of at least two types of vegetables for it to qualify as a salad. Only Americans consider potatoes vegetables desu.

It looks like something thrown together by a poor drunk or someone who's never cooked or even eaten, the potatoes make it weird, also the eggs a bit

>the cuck scream

>le hat inside man

agreed.

This is a proper tuna nicoise.

>lmao all the fish in canada is frozen nigga
you really need to start using commas.

could be he's just carb loading though, but there's less disgusting ways to do that

>I live in a seafood city
lmao nigga you from atlantis or something?

this is what good calamari looks like to me.

penaldo’s looks like dry onion rings, there’s what, like 8 pieces on that plate, looks generally unappetizing.

>eating raw meat
why do yuropoors do that

not the same leaf, but the only Calamari I've ate was in appetizers at restaurants. They've always been way smaller and fried way crispier. Both look good tho idk why the other leaf is tripping.

lel

>a dish needs to consist of at least two types of vegetables for it to qualify as a salad.
...so you don't consider a simple iceberg lettuce plus potatoes a salad?

That's the stuff. Britlad saving a thread on cuisine, truly the greatest timeline.

>I have a golden rule a dish needs to consist of at least two types of vegetables for it to qualify as a salad. Only Americans consider potatoes vegetables desu.

ya this is how i see it cooked. fuck now I want calamari

>>/ck/

good post

no I don't consider potatoes a vegetable
also it amazes me what some people dare to call a salad
>it's not meat so it's a vegetable
>better drown that shit in crappy mayonaise
>tfw living the healthy lifestyle

>two types of vegetables
tomato and olives la

>that flag
>criticizing the level of mayonnaise use

you guys put that shit on your french fries.

enjoy dying of heart disease you fat cunts
pic related, delicious salad

most normal people do, it's only amerifats and the like with the tastebuds of the average 3 year old who unironically eat ketchup

Today I had a salad for lunch, does it qualify as a proper salad?

Tuna, cherry tomatoes, cheese and palm hearts

>no I don't consider potatoes a vegetable

ketchup is tasty on fast food but I agree it ruins everything else

Yes it does. Palm hearts are vegetables. Also sounds like a tasty meal.

>be spanish
>have delicious cuisine and great food culture
>be brainwashed by the amerifat potatojew as to sell french fries as vegetables
why ignacio, why?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a simple potato salad.
If you can't stand the mayo try broth, sour cream or even an oil and vinegar dressing. Delish

>a canadian thinks he can question based Spaniards and Portuguese on tapas
what an absolutely abhorrent post

That's potatoes with mayonnaise, not a salad.

salads are for faggots desu

>an argie who probably eats seafood everyday is defending that trash sports bar-looking calamari

pic related is calamari I get from restaurant in my town, the way it should look like

nicely boiled potatoes. A little olive oil and vinegar, salt, pepper and a bit of dill. Shit is banging.
sometimes I put a little tzatziki on the side too.

You realise there's potato salad without mayonaise?

>sometimes I put a little tzatziki on the side

>dead eyes everytime

I can assure you even the most average place in Spain is going to serve better food than what you're used to eating. And you think you can tell how something tastes from a low resolution picture, you're delusional

Why serve that shit cold then?

>divegrass athletes eat fried food and eggs on their salad
Top fucking kek

Woah, how does a mediterranean athlete dare eat mediterranean food!

those are just potatoes
what are you not getting here?

>it is cold therefore it is a salad
what is this logic?
pic related

My main gripe is the presentation.

Unless Ronaldo made this himself, a paid cook literally threw a couple rings of calamari on a plate with a half a lemon and actually served it one of the premier athletes in the world.

what type of food is this then?

>Unless Ronaldo made this himself
most probably, or his mother. That whole meal takes 2 minutes to prepare once the eggs are boiled

Potatoes & eggs in mayonnaise

>inb4 eggs are a vegetable

but what type of dish is it? don't go full autist on this, it's a fucking salad mate

>nicoise
You do realize that a niçoise is a salad, right? It's literally called salade niçoise in French.

>The word "salad" comes from the French salade of the same meaning, from the Latin salata (salty), from sal (salt). In English, the word first appears as "salad" or "sallet" in the 14th century. Salt is associated with salad because vegetables were seasoned with brine or salty oil-and-vinegar dressings during Roman times.[3] The phrase "salad days", meaning a "time of youthful inexperience" (based on the notion of "green"), is first recorded by Shakespeare in 1606

>The Romans and ancient Greeks ate mixed greens with dressing.[4][5] In his 1699 book, Acetaria: A Discourse on Sallets, John Evelyn attempted with little success to encourage his fellow Britons to eat fresh salad greens.[6] Mary, Queen of Scots, ate boiled celery root over greens covered with creamy mustard dressing, truffles, chervil, and slices of hard-boiled eggs.

Just because Americans bastardized a word doesn't change it's actual meaning in the civilized world. Just like when americans call something or someone liberal they are talking about something that has nothing to do with actual liberalism.

You can't win this one mate, i'm right.

Of course it is. Notice the presence of actual vegetables and the absence of disgusting amounts of mayonnaise?

We call it salad in Spanish and I doubt it's because of the Americans

you can have a niçoise with tomatoes, anchovies and olive oil
so your rule of two vegetables is as wrong as it is autistic

That's not a nicoise and you know it.

I had a dream last night that I was CR7's best friend

He wouldn't shower me with fancy gifts or whatever but we would go out for dinner and eat tuna egg salads and go to the arcade and he won me a stuffed moose from Frozen

im so lonely

did he fuck you?

actually it's a reindeer now that i think of it

post salad

Mayo: Oil, vinegar, emulsifying agent (egg yolk)
Vinaigrette; Oil, Vinegar, emulsyfying agent (mustard, herbs, shallots, ...)

Care to explain why one is acceptable for salad and the other is not?

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It's not a matter of being acceptable for salad. The argument is that chopping something up and drowning it in mayonnaise does not constitute a salad.

This Belgian lad takes his salads very seriously

He's Walloon, he thinks he's hot shit because he speaks French

Is mayonnaise a salad?

yes

who is he and what the fuck is he eating? i can identify
>onion rings with a lemon
>breakfast cereal with slices of hard-boiled eggs, tomato
what is that red liquid?

Why do you hate salads Sup Forums?

>Donaldo becomes a soyboy
>Can't score goals
Pottery

Belgians confirmed for the new Canada

>I had a dream last night that I was CR7's best friend
so you dreamt you were CR7 then?

I said dream, not nightmare

>being Poortugese

the horror

bully

>breakfast cereal
wat

based belgian posters.

words exist for a reason. soyboys want to change the definition of everything

He's unironically autistic and absolutely SEETHING.
Made a thread to talk to himself about salads.

based.

order is the source of happiness

finally someone who gets it, top lad you