What is more likely: Your country winning the World Cup or you having a girlfriend in 2018?

What is more likely: Your country winning the World Cup or you having a girlfriend in 2018?

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WC and my home country is shittier than Englands team

>tfw never experienced teenage love

;_;

Girlfriend.

My country winning the world cup because I guess there's a chance some team has to pull out and let us in

my country winning the world cup is more likely

s-stop taunting me, Germany

jdimsa

ditto

it is more likely that my country will win a world cup

Looks like an old crush. She's getting married.

Why even try Sup Forums?

>tfw i like a russian girl

You have to start lifting and become redpilled.

2010: finishing high school and going out into the world, surely I will have a good in 2014!
2014:I will leave neetdom soon, success and women will follow!
2018:
>Trinidad and Tobacco
>Still no gf, ever

My countries winning the WC

Not trying to be rude, but you missed a big deal

That time when you are in love but don't have sex because you don't even think about it (12-13 yo) and just kiss around, when both start discoverying their sexuality together, etc

it was quite fun

Rolling

We're all gonna make it!

rolling

based brazilian chad poster

reroll

Country is England and I have a gf already, no chance of winning the world cup

kek

mfw she drove the range rover over that hill

She might break up with you before 2018 starts

for my country to win the 2018 WC, every nation currently competing would have to pull out, and the next ~60 highest-ranked teams would have to reject an invitation to join, leaving us to compete against the likes of fiji and malta
so probably the WC

This

Sorry about your loss bro

i-its coming home

I have a gf and >we'll win the WC so 100:100

1 of them has got to go, pick wisely.

world cup

we didn't qualify so 0% chance on both

Me having a gf is possible, my country winning a WC is a dream

I don't think we'll break up in the next 10 days, so option B. We'll probably win the WC anyway.

The world cup, obviously.

girlfriend because my country can't get its shit sorted out

Id like to say otherwise, but the WC

I have a gf
Though she will go back to Turkey in february :(

MY country (USA) can't even compete. Where are the gfs at I want one!

Thanks to trip advisor and trivago this is the first time I’m more likely to get a gf than see my country win the world cup

The WC
And yes I know we didn't qualify

She's probably already getting railed by black immigrants anyway lad.

Well I have a gf but football's coming home, so...

shut the fuck up

>i have a gf

the only place you're going home to is r*ddit

world cup

It's overrated.

She's coming home with me la'

lel, even Panama will win a world cup before I get a gf

>felt that way
>get first GF at the age of 27
>forget i ever felt that way because she was perfect, understanding and helped me "catch up" with everything

Lads, I'd recommend searching for some old girlfriends on social media. I went through the girls I used to go out with when I was in school and all of them are 8/10s at least.

Just have a look, you won't be disappointed. Message them and arrange to go out.

this seems like fiction but I'm going to close this thread now and pretend it's real

The pain you feel once she breaks up with you after all that makes the fiction very real.
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sure m8 let me just look up all of my previous girlfriends, for they are many, haha

that girl looks beta and boring as fuck

I am more concerned if I can survive the next year desu

You people are as boring online as you are in real life, damn.

...

gf

you can always count on an american to have dogshit taste

teenagers always stay the same age, there is always a chance

i actually feel like shit now XD

But--! Ohh...

GF, my NT has the best midfielder and some more than decent lads but they cant play together to save their lives.

Also when I'm drunk I'm a turbochad. Literally banged a girl last week after randomly adding her on facebook for being hot and telling her exactly that.

>lost to tomato & tomato
Honestly I could get married before the US wins a world cup