What is his rank in soccer history?
What is his rank in soccer history?
Adam Bailey
Jose Russell
9999th best.
Joshua Johnson
Top 100000
Hudson Jones
unranked
James Russell
#1488
Cameron Cooper
top 600 brazilians easily
Angel King
Top 5, behind Fernando Gomes, Deco and Jardel
>t. Brainlets
Asher Green
1,369th
Oliver Richardson
About 7.1
Charles Walker
>"Hulk. Hulk was unplayable on his day"
-Paul Scholes
You literally can't dispute this
Joshua Rodriguez
Yes, I can
Nathan Perez
>leave the nazis to me
Tyler Robinson
"Watch the game and you don't see Hulk. Watch Hulk and you see he's wank"
- Lionel Messi
Nathan Price
xD
Caleb Wilson
Could have been one of the greatest players of all time if only they had left the Nazis to him.
Dominic Cox
why can south americans put literally whatever they want on the back of their shirt?
hulk
fred
little pea
Andrew Morris
Well techincally people from all over the world can do that
Dele Alli has "Dele" in his kit instaed of his surname. The only Argentine player I remember using something weird was Tévez who had "Carlitos", Tévez isn't actually his real surname so I guess he has his reasons to do that
Josiah Mitchell
Would have been great if English players had their nicknames on the back
>wrighty
>macca
>smudger
>gazza
>wazza
>bazza
>The only Argentine player I remember using something weird was Tévez
Uh... Kun Aguero?
Andrew Fisher
Why do they call him hulk? He's not even a big guy
Adrian White
le waste your best days in the russian league man
Kevin Moore
you can put anything on your jersey, but south americans just have weird nickname culture
Jeremiah Wood
As a kid he’d work for some meat shop and he’d carry all the meat around and he eventually got pretty big from doing that hard labor so they started calling him hulk. Pretty sure it went something like that
Jayden Thompson
could wayne rooney put spiderman on his shirt?
Gabriel Roberts
thicc ass/10
Robert Ward
No, but he could put Shrek
Adam Carter
>gazza
>wazza
>bazza
fokin kek
Hunter Torres
Most english nicknames are just surname with a y at the end:
>wrighty
>scholesy
>giggsy
Jose Mitchell
Top 1
Jonathan Russell
best player russian league ever had
Josiah Gomez
Because he looks like Lou Ferigno
Gabriel Lee
top 20
Lucas Murphy
He would get mocked because there's a comic book super hero with a similar name, Spider-Man.
Adrian Ross
o incrivel hulk
Wyatt Sanchez
Aguero-kun, senpai
James Cook
There are probably 100 CANADIAN players better than him, that's how bad he is.
Lincoln Rogers
4,352nd
Aaron Lopez
...
Eli Gonzalez
/thread
Connor Stewart
>t.CIA
Dylan Lee
He would be the greatest Canadian of all time, not just in soccer, if he was Canadian
Nicholas Lopez
...
Nathaniel Ross
Aguero has "kun" because he likes anime srs
Samuel King
Good post
Christopher Campbell
About 1. How many other players could be represented as a linear combination of him? Probably only himself.
For that matter, pretty much every athlete likely has a rank of 1.
Sebastian Stewart
who
Jason Baker
You now remember Jo and Fred
Asher Myers
the assman
Parker Murphy
...
Mason Anderson
>rugby player
>soccer history
Mason Williams
He'd totally pass as a Maori hooker
Leo Hall
Hulk has the weirdest career
Ultimately went the easy money route so we'll never know how good he was
Julian Mitchell
One of the GOATs
Lincoln Morales
he was shit
Zachary Turner
wannabee tier, with Robinho and Adriano
Asher Allen
His career is very logical. He goes to whichever team pays the best.
Easton Kelly
meme status
Cameron Anderson
literal nobody
Jordan Nguyen
He wasn't good. He choose wisely, gotta make money while you can.
Sebastian Williams
why didn't they leave the nazis to him?
Ryder Scott
kek
Robert Baker
Kek
Nicholas Price
Top 2000
Asher Perry
kek