/mlb/ - Man with the plan

SEA:M's finalize two-year, $17M deal with Nicasio
SD:Brewers nearing deal with SP Jhoulys Chacin
SF:Rays, Giants announce Evan Longoria trade
CLE:Giants want OF Jay Bruce on three-year deal
PIT:Yanks, Pirates talks about Cole 'have cooled'
BAL:Britton tears Achilles, out at least 6 months
BAL:O's may pull Manny Machado off trade block
PHI:Phillies, Santana finalize 3-year, $60M deal
LA:Rangers GM, Darvish simply 'having a meal'
ATL:Mets have reached out to 1B Adrian Gonzalez
LAA:Lincecum to throw for teams in 'near future'
LA:Astros meeting with Yu Darvish on Tuesday

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Angels!

5 star post nigga

When's the Le Batard vs. Manfred podcast going to come up?

>tfw Longoria traded

I'm done with the Rasy

> ATL:Mets have reached out to 1B Adrian Gonzalez
JUST

>SF:Rays, Giants announce Evan Longoria trade
>CLE:Giants want OF Jay Bruce on three-year deal
Is it happening?

Give me a tl;dr for the Cubs offseason.

Nothing

Which team(s) will Anthony Recker play in next season?

Mets

Cardinals

>Which team(s)

How many teams are there in baseball? Who are the MLB teams?

>Gnats attempting to stay on life support
They'll be lucky to make a wild card this year.

C Posey
1B Belt
2B Panik
SS Crawford
3B Longoria
LF ?
CF ?
RF ?

>LF ?
Shit
>CF ?
Shit
>RF ?
Shit

The Giants have the worst outfield situation in baseball history, anyone thinking they're contending because they added an aging veteran is absolutely kidding themselves right now.

It's almost as bad as Mets tier delusion. This offense isn't anything special. Maybe 75 wins if we're lucky, but it's nice to see this dynasty fall from grace.

>m-muh even year!! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Your """dynasty"" was a lie, and everyone knows it was a lie. Dodgers and Padres will rule the West now, and the Padres won't even sniff a Series in their failed run as a "contender."

I wonder if they would have been better served just trading for cheap, flawed, but defensively competent guys to plug into the OF [like Broxton and Grichuk] and see how it plays out with the pitching to make a decision going into 2018 with the big free agent class.

Uhhh you know the Giants are owed nearly $50M in taxes the next 3 seasons due to them being over the line?

>even year
That died in the most glorious fashion possible.
youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68

youtube.com/watch?v=tDT-a7fh5fc
I know this board hates Le Redditard but this is pretty savage.

The nationals are obviously winning the east again

>The Giants have the worst outfield situation in baseball history
Not even the worst of the year. Do your research.

^spoken like a true Giants fan. "I blindly accept all things in black and orange". Fan since September 2010, huh?

We're talking about the NL West big boy. Walgreens will win their dumpster fire division and then choke in the first round, like they always do.

You called them the gnats, that's the nationals name. How new are you?

The Nationals are on life support? How? They didn't lose anyone. You're maybe a year early.

Nats are a lock to win the NL East faggot

Nationals are Walgreens. How could you fuck up so badly?

>Nationals are Walgreens
They're called the gnats and have been for years. I'll ask again, how new are you?

The whos were literally fielding Leury Garcia, JB Shuck, and Avisail Garcia in 2016.

Right, they've been big spenders. Which is why I'm putting forward getting really cheap players who are at least good defensive OF. Pence's contract expires at 2018, Span's the same [but his money is being replaced with Longoria], they already moved Moore's contract. They were also willing to blow right past the LT for Stanton, so I'm sure they'd do the same if they liked a player enough from the next class.

Guess we can start calling the Cubs the gaydudes again.

>They're called the gnats and have been for years.
You're right about the giants being called that. Even transcends baseball.
youtube.com/watch?v=N9iQOjHqb_A

The giants are the jints
Stop with this newfaggotry and lurk moar

>My Reddit tier Cartoon says it, therefore it must be true!

>Yak pretending the giants are still in New York
#Sad

>hashtag response
Newfag detected.

>implying I'm a yak fan
>#
Holy shit get out cancer

>Being the bitches of New York
#CryingLaughter

Why are you so quick to assume where we live and what team we root for?

Why not?

Is this dumb faggot an astros or cubs fan
It would explain his newfaggotry

Really? What are Epstein and Maddon doing, then?

>being proud of being a newfag
I bet you find Anthony Recker fascinating.

cubes

It's certainly a Cubs fan.

That makes sense
Newfaggotry to go along with his actually faggotry

knocking back beers in Boystown

Again
Nothing

Reminder that /mlb/ died in 2015 and the Cubs are wholly to blame.

Trying to sign playoff chokers

Am I really sharing this thread with someone who's shitting on ATHF? Please leave.

Sup Forumstards are by default the real Redditors

Shitposting on /mlb/.

>Trading the all-time face of your franchise plus cash for: a bust who batted .190 with no walks or power; an expensive sub-replacement CF; two literal who non-prospects

What did the Rays mean by this?

So we have idiots who think ATHF is Sup Forums? What the fuck.

they shouldve traded him a long long time ago if they wanted really good returns

No I mean Sup Forumstards hating on ATHF are the real Redditors. Didn't clarify earlier.

Who’s the woman with a plan?

The 10 Rays fans on Earth should be pissed

>liking aqua teen’s randumb humor when it’s nearly 2018

I bet you unironically say "soyboy" in public.

what has been worse, lexplorer or the rays?

Lex is still alive so he has more going for him than the Rays do

They are.

Maybe Tampa likes Arroyo as a player or they just really wanted Longoria's contract off their books. Probably a combination of both since the deal got rolling when Arroyo was included and Tampa was willing to offset salary.

>Tyler Chatwood signed: John Lakcey replaced
>Brandon Morrow and Steve Cishek signed: bullpen replenished (Rondon gone, few other guys are FAs)
>Drew Smyly signed: the most injured pitcher in baseball (missed all of last season, will spend next year rehabbing) to a 2-year deal, hoping he can be in the 2019 rotation
>attempts to gain another start who CAN play in 2018: been talking to Cobb and Darvish

>People who think Giants =/= Gnats hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>People who hate Aqua Teen Hunger Force are Sup Forumstards
>People who think Giants =/= Gnats are Sup Forumstards
This checks out. Now feed me some (You)s for being able to apply transitive law to this general.

What the fuck are the cusb doing, most of those are terrible moves

Speak English, not LGBT

If Longoria ages well, he'll be a fringey HoFer. He's also the best player in Rays history. His contract isn't even particularly bad. He's probably worth more to them as their one and only franchise player than he is to any other team. Dumping him purely to cut payroll shows what absolutely garbage ownership they have.

What should Anthony Recker’s nickname be?

It's almost as if the gnats poster, the whos poster, and the recker poster are the same guy.

They are. All of them are around at the exact same time and post at least a minute apart.

the gnats poster is the waifufagging cubs fan lad.
He might also be the recker poster so who knows

What whos posters?

>literally 1 minute apart

>It's almost as if the gnats poster, the whos poster, and the recker poster are the same guy.
There’s only one Reckerposter?

The first two posts are less then a minute

Stage 1: Denial

got to look at it this way too, every highlight video you see of the man the seats are empty. its pretty damn hard to keep the lights on when u have no money

Could be part of a fire sale to free up some cash to finally go towards the new stadium

>new stadium

Doesn't look empty to me.

nice b8m8 are u a A's fan?

...

If you were to change one thing about Anthony Recker, what would it be?

It's the same lifelong who's trying to force "Doylers" and talks nonstop about going to Sup Forums panels at weeaboo conventions and when/where/how certain aspects of Sup Forums "died"

His favorite repost is that the Cubs ended the even year meme and he has a hateboner for the NL west

lol what a turbofag

>left handed home run or bust first baseman on the nationals named Adam(s)
how does this keep happening?

>they keep going to the whos after busting too

Then the whos traded an adam to the nationals and he busted his leg

AL East:
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
Charlotte Knights
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Montreal Expos
New York Yankees
Toronto Blue Jays

AL West:
California Angels of Anaheim
Chicago White Sox
Kansas City Royals
Minnesota Twins
Oakland Athletics
Portland Beavers
Seattle Mariners
Texas Rangers

NL East:
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Nashville Sounds
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Washington Nationals

NL West:
Arizona Diamondbacks
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Houston Astros
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants
St. Louis Cardinals

Pottery

Looks good.

Swap Sounds and Expos so Canada has an NL team (original Expos were NL anyway).

What would make Anthony Recker more beautiful or sexy?

>fWAR

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I literally hope the wilpons die in a plane crash