Nationality/place of birth lottery rating

>basically demigod status
-swiss
-israeli
-norwegian
-australian

>high level
-british
-NZ
-french
-spanish
-danish
-japanese

>very good but not perfect
-american
-canadian
-italian
-greek
-polish
-swedish
-finnish
-austrian
-irish

>meh-tier
-russian
-turkish
-brazilian
-indian

>very bad, causes depression for oneself and everyone else
-albanian
-chinese
-german
-african (few exceptions)
-middle eastern

Why are germans so self hating

The list is like this.

Demigod: white countries

Eternally inferior: everything else

Obviously, macedonia is 100% white

I'm a realist (at times)
where would you put it instead?

>waaahhh I'm a nigger and nobody likes me here

Ive been to germany multiple times, its not perfect but no country is. Nonetheless i love it, great country, great people great culture, stop hating yourselves. Id put it at high or very good.

Australia needs to get rid of its 3rd world internet before it can be demigod.

Dutch should be in demigod tier to be honest, they're pretty much as close to superhuman as you can get.

I tought we were the kungz on this one?

But they won't qualifie

I don't give a fuck about others and I do hate myself but not because of my nationality. but this list is pretty accurate from my observation

Why would anybody rather be born in the UK than here besides meme reasons? Ireland is much comfier.

Whats wrong dude. I know this is Sup Forums but we can talk

what's so good about israel?
You get rocketed, get hated by everybody, can't ever travel to any muslim country, and once daddy usa loses interest you get fucked by muslims

>get hated by everybody

literally only Sup Forumstards and some larpers in 2nd/3rd world hate them.

>can't ever travel to any muslim country

imagine the loss

Every single muslim hates Israel
Also, most leftist hate Israel aswell

I couldnt give a shit about israel, and im in a 3rd world country. I just hate israelis and jews, super fucking annoying.

>Every single muslim hates Israel
again, that's really not a loss, they don't seem like they like anyone.
and leftists only hate the strawman government

They are literally surrounded by butthurt muslims
Once arabs get their shit together, Israel is fucked

ok try be a german
>no one wants to hang out with you because "unfunny autists lel" and other reasons

>most people still hold massive grudges against you for the past (don't try to fucking deny it)

>as soon as you step out of line everyone calls you nazi

>worst stereotypes imaginable

the upside is that you live in the 1st world, wu- fucking hu

Israel can defend itself, also has enough allies in this situation.
even most Sup Forumstards hate Israels surroundings far more than Israel.

Israel has no allies other than daddy USA.
If the wind changes, they are fucked

So there's few questionable countries here above us.

>Israel
A borderline second world country run by crypto-theocracy and surrounded by nothing but shit
>Britain
A country that has places with lower living standards than in Poland (maybe due to poland)
>Spanish
Oh come on it's a glorified vacation center for actual succesful countries. That is it's only purpose
>American
Literal unstable shithole closing the cap with Russia in shittiness by the day
>Italian
Same as spanish
>Greek
LOL Pay debts you poor shits. Or send me your gyros.
>French
Same as Spanish
>Polish
Yeah i guess i would also feel bad if i won that kind of lottery.

Israel has the US and they have everyone else.
Also Britain and France.
Germany gave them stuff too.

Are you a muslim by any chance?

>basically demigod status
-swiss
-norwegian
-icelandic


>high level
-australian
-NZ
-danish
-finnish
-swedish
-dutch
-canadian

>very good but not perfect
-american
-spanish
-italian
-greek
-french
-isreali
-austrian
-irish
-japanese
-german

>meh-tier
-russian
-turkish
-brazilian
-indian
-polish

>very bad, causes depression for oneself and everyone else
-albanian
-chinese
-african (few exceptions)
-middle eastern

All these are well respected first world nationalitys with options.

We should built a wall.

tfw won the birth lotery but cant get a fucking job with a bachelors in finance

>meh-tier
>-russian
Still offended Hans?

put us back down there

no I just get the impression that being russian is pretty "meh"

>Israel
well respected, except by m*slims

>Britain
everyone adores brits, living in britain with british culture is comfy af, it's wealthy

>Spanish
extremely chill nation everyone likes hence why everyone goes there

>american
literally true neutral, succesfully claimed the Status of greatest nation on earth. Being american means you are a protagonist in this world. only memeshitters hate it.

>italian
slightly less chill spain

>greek
come on, no one disrespects them irl

>French
best nation in europe inb4 muh immigrants

>polish
literally no downsides besides being poor borderline 2nd worlders