ITT: Objectively Terrible Franchises

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1st one is great, yer nuts - part 4 is pretty cool too

harry potter
lord of the rings and hobbit (not the animated versions)
disney star wars
lucas prequels
fast and furious
james bond post roger moore
bourne

>9 films.
>Only 1 is good.
>"y-you're NUTS, user!"

Hellraiser 1 and 2 are amazing. 3 was okay, and everything else was pretty terrible.

The doctor's in!

Nice bait

looks pretty accurate to me. All horror franchises are trash too.

Pirates of the Carribean

>harry potter

inb4

As much as I love these movies, Chucky.

Even the series itself has cult status.

Agreed. Utter garbage

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You're right. There isn't a single good one of these.

There's still something that gets me about that whole last sequence in the factory at the end of the second film. Maybe it's because I saw it when I was young but holy fuck was that whole setting just intimidating as fuck. Funny what you can do with some boxes and machinery.

But yeah, the series is bad, especially after two.

As long as well all agree with the understanding that the first film is fantastic, its just the franchise as a whole that is shit.

Objectively wrong.The Halloween series is fantastic through and through and never claims to be anything more than it is.

I much as I love the movies your not wrong

Every single Chucky film is good.

You're wrong.

Critters, C.H.U.D., Transformers

>The Halloween series is fantastic
The original is one of the best horrors ever made. 3 is passable but the rest are 4/10 at best. On that basis you could claim tcm is a great franchise - the original is an absolute classic and tcm2 is great till it turns to shit.

Objective Hellraiser list:

1>2>5>6>7>>POWERGAP>8>>>9

Psychological Hellraiser best Hellraiser, but I really do enjoy the first two.

this user gets it

Here's my ranking since did one for Hellraiser
1>3>2>6>4>5

First 2 Hellraiser movies are kino you fucking pleb.

The rest are garbage, that's what OP's getting at.

5 was also pretty good

Is this the part where he makes that weird noise?

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fuck u bitch

One is horrible. And don't give me that low budget excuse, either. You could find porn with better acting.

3 gets too much hate. It's a departure, but it needed to be to fix the damage from 2 after most of the actors quit.

Halloween 1 is the best slasher of all time but ANOES is far more consistent

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I think the 3rd movie is so bad it's good. But I have some nostalgia for that one because it freaked me out when I saw it as a kid. Everything else in the series is just irredeemable trash. I'm glad I was drunk when I marathoned the franchise.

It's better than most horror series. Child's Play 3 and Seed of Chucky are the worst ones, though.

>james bond post roger moore
Dalton is post moore and his are better than all of moores movies

i dont know much about this franchise, whats its "angle"?

like halloween is obviously guy kills people on halloween, chucky is dolls, NOES is dream killing, whats this ones?

Taking your soul to Hell and letting you experience exquisite eternal pain.

demonic s&m hellspawns kill those who dabble in the occult

is it possible to make a good horror franchise beyind 1-2 good movies?

People try to get demons to grant them powers, the demons take them to hell instead

Hasn't been done yet, but I think it's possible.

Gonna need some proof here

Evil Dead.

Listen, fucker - I'm not going to let you sit here and insult Hellraiser. 1-4 are fine. Admittedly, I have a soft spot for 3 and 4, but they're the right cheesy kind of bullshit. You watched Hellraiser IV and thought, "wow, this movie about a demon in space will be k i n o." Fuck off. You don't know shit.

Insult everything after 4 all you want, though. I don't care.

The Fast Francise is absolut kino, pleb