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>Nate Diaz uninterested in being called out: ‘Ask nicely, motherf**kers’
mmafighting.com/2017/12/20/16801764/

>Dana White says UFC in 'real' talks with Floyd Mayweather on deal
mmafighting.com/2017/12/20/16801724/

>Khabib Nurmagomedov says weight is ‘perfect’ leading into UFC 219 fight with Edson Barboza
mmafighting.com/2017/12/19/16798502/

>Michael Bisping reacts to 'prick' Georges St-Pierre vacating the UFC middleweight title
mmafighting.com/2017/12/20/16799784/

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>being this delusional

>mmafighting.com/2017/12/20/16801764/

he looked okay in his fight against perry
perry hit him just right a few times
but perry is too dumb and keeps going for the ko rather than knowing he should be patient and set it up
but after that fight i wouldn't say he's anywhere near as good enough to be in a title eliminator fight

THIS IS THE THREAD

Maybe DJ would be popular if he heems Mayweather

Mayweather will never fight mma. Even he isn't that retarded

>Brazilian MMA is d-

Why would he text Dana about fighting MMA if he weren't serious, he has nothing to gain from the attention now that he's retired.

Why do some people say "anios"/"onions" instead of "anjos" we speak Portuguese not Russian.
that j is almost like the American J. dos Anzhos.

i need to remind you that rda was unable to ko someone who at this point is a can
but yes he did look good

>Dillashaw has never fought at flyweight he doesn't deserve the title shot! I won't fight him unless he fights someone else at 125 lbs first!
>pls fight me Floyd

Can’t wait to buy my Mayweather fightkit.

Because fuck your shit

This

>Mighty meme unironically thinks he's the GOAT

>that awkward af handshake

What's the point of this post? Are you comparing fighting the biggest draw ever to fighting doug? Lol

work is so fucking slow they should just give us this week off

I'm not a cuckold are anything but I really want to watch rumble and ngannou fuck my gf

But if you were like fuck your shit you would pronounce it the way it's pronounced in English and it'd be closer.

>9pm
>still working

bruh

Lol

Since it's 9pm i guess you got the nightshift isn't always slower at night?

>Slow at work in December
Wtf kind of work is that?

>c-Conor will never box Floyd
>b-b-but Floyd will still never fight in the ufc
>b-b-b*breaks down in tears*

>lawler a can
He was coming with a win over Cerrone.
>implying ko'ing robbie is easy
RDA is more of a BJJ guy with decent pressure stand up.

Exotic Dancer

>lawler is not a can because he beat this other can

cmon da silva

>You're in your California home and this buddeh walks up to you and knocks you out.

Go stick another needle in your ass you pusseh

Where does bisping keep his?

Andre Fili vs Dennis Bermudez on Jan. 27

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was it all just a ruse i'm so confused?

January isn't bad but its pretty bare. if 220 isn't good, its a dead month

poal.me/481esy
Vote for Bartleby Schleep as our /heem/ meme representative for the 4cc

we need the spammer to use his autism for good

damn we were spoiled from november to december, there was a card almost every week

I wonder why they didn't schedule Invica for the empty weekend

mma is for fucking spergs

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>spamming an absolutely dead thread from two devices

literally kill yourself my man

How dare you.

>beat gunnar and an unranked hypejob
>think you deserve a title shot
Is he retarded /heem/

I bet you were the biggest Mike Perry fan last week.

dat boi choi

you forgot the rumble on the 28th

>11 days to 2018

How did your training progress this year bros? I smoothened up my combos, really improved my jab, and learned spinning. Also perfected my sprawl and learned a bunch of submissions off the front headlock.

I've gotten good at boxing mechanics in exanima

Wrong my mudslime friend, I thought Ponzanibbio would knock him out round 2 but perry did a lot better than I predicted

I improved my cardio

>brainlets think this flag represents just England
>perry did a lot better
t. former Mike Perry fan
Cody Garbage got a titleshot from beating Mizugaki, now I'm not saying Ponzinibbio deserves a shot at Woodley but RDA is fair game.

they haven't had an event since 2013

>Dana White says UFC in 'real' talks with Floyd Mayweather on deal

I believe this. Floyd seems like the type of guy who’d take a 99% pay cut to compete in a sport he’s never trained in at 40 years of age. That’s why he’s called Floyd “Competitive Spirit” Mayweather.

BUT FLOYD/CONOR HAPPENED IN BOXING BRO
YOU CAN NEVER SAY NEVER BRO
FLOYD WOULD OBVIOUSLY WANT TO COMPETE WHEN THE ODDS ARE COMPLETELY STACKED AGAINST HIM FOR LITTLE REWARD BRO

>Dana White says
This guy has never said anything that turned out to be true, especially in regards to upcoming fights.
>Jon Jones will never headline another card again
>For sure Romero is next for Bisping

FLOYD CAN LAND TAKEDOWNS AND WIN ROUNDS

>acting like it’s bare when the 2nd best fighter at 185 is fighting
JA

CA

RE

I tore my labrum and spent most of the year recovering. Now I’m tossing and submitting scrubs

I'd pay for Floyd vs. Lobov

THE BOXING ANGLES MY GUY
YOU CAN'T TAKE DOWN A BOXER THE SAME WAY YOU CAN AN MMA FIGHTER BRO
THE BOXING STANCE 100% NULLIFIES ALL KICKS CONOR CAN THROW

Can Floyd handle Lobov’s granby though? Someone plz link it

I gained 80 pounds. Using that Big Country fitness regimen. Gotta get those gains!

i doubt it's a deal with fighting. It's probably the UFC talking with Mayweather Promotions about co-sponsoring an event.

conspiracy theory: Mayweather is trying to buy Conor out of his UFC contract so he can promote his next fight with Manny

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>cacare
>2nd best

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How's this submission called?

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They're buying out PBC. All I'm saying is look into it

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>Tfw Artem could have won TUF

spammer looks like he's having a career day isn't he?

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Stop giving it attention.
>Still seeing spam
10 line filter

how do i do this i'm a brainlet

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YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SPERGS

Haha heem btfo by one guy. Can’t wait until his plan works.

seconded

there literally is no plan, phoneposter who spams worked you hard

>Can't wait until his plan works
It has been doing this for well over a year. It hasn't worked and it will never work. He pays for a VPN to do this and has wasted hours downloading gay porn, it will never get any of this time it's wasted, this general will literally always be here until he succumbs to a heart attack from being too fat.

YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SPERGS

Imagine having to recruit autists on Sup Forums because you have no friends
Imagine being so sad that you actually take him up on his offer
Imagine meeting based kk (my favourite female fighter)

favorite female fighter?

It's really not that hard kiddos. Will probably post it later.

I thought he was the same guy who want heem to move to /asp/? And yeah I used to hate him until I thought that was the reason.

there is no plan
using free public proxies
delete the images right away
unironically getting paid as i'm doing this
the sam harris phone poster impersonates me like he does everyone else bud

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It's the same ""person""" if you can even classify him as that. Same thing used to happen to /wwe/ when they were still here.

really showing how dumb you are thinking it takes hours of work and paying money to do this i'm fucking watching youtube clips at work

>it
>fat
>obese
>loser
lol seething

lmao that is actually sad

literally never even been in a wwe thread lol

1 year of doing this and the general is still here. Calling you a failure would be an understatement. You're terrifyingly fat and brain-damaged beyond relief.

>unironically getting paid as i'm doing this
Esplain
Gotcha. Knew that he’d been doing this for a minute.

wait no this is better

The fact he's trying to play it off like he doesn't care while going to this much effort is actually laughable. He really is mentally handicapped beyond repair

This is my favorite female fighter

>lol guise i dont really care im at work
Who does he think he's fooling? He's been at this for a year almost every single day with the sole intent of getting this general booted out of Sup Forums, If he dedicated all the hours he spent downloading gay porn to post here he'd have learnt a second language or a musical instrument. I'm just glad an ocean separates me from this defect.

>she