Carabao Cup Chelsea Bournemouth

Caballero; Rudiger, Ampadu, Cahill (c); Zappacosta, Drinkwater, Fabregas, Kenedy; Willian, Batshuayi, Pedro.
>subs: Eduardo, Clarke-Salter, Sterling, Bakayoko, Hazard, Hudson-Odoi, Morata

Boruc; Simpson, S.Cook, Francis, A.Smith; Fraser, Gosling, Surman, Arter, Mousset; Defoe
>subs:Ramsdale, Ake, L.Cook, Hyndman, Ibe, Pugh, Wilson

comfy starting XI, expect a good thrashing and some epic statpadding from michy

I really hope Michi scores, he needs to convince Conte

>yellow card in the first minute

Not the best thing for your first ever start...

michy is trash

Just Willian

That was nice.

[ ] Willian
[ ] End product

Pick two, always

i'm not watching but can someone tell me who this gentleman is please

DUDE WEED LMAO

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

He just killed Defoe and not even a yellow

Ampadu, not to be confused with humpadoo

>Willian suddenly not shit
What the fuck is going on guys I'm so confused

MURDERED defoe

He got a yellow though

>carabao cup
>which is the SEA name for water buffalo

The absolute state of milk cup

>mfw just tuned in and see this

Poor Defoe.

I swear Carabao is advertised in more places than actually sell it.

Guessing some investment firm is desperately trying to create the next red bull in an already saturated market

Willian ded

I doubt Conte is pleased by Willian's effort

Even in Thailand all you see is M-150

I can't watch it now, I thought that Willian stopped running because he was injuerd?

Nah, he just stopped expecting a foul, didn't get it, and then pretended to be injured cause he was embarrassed

>Divey diveshuyai

what even is the point of batshuayi? he's just a shit salomon kalou

Score tap ins against shit teams

ded zappa

>have one fit wing back
n-nice

Come on score ffs

He revived so it's okay.

For me, it's Ampadu

Poor man's Ake

>no game time for based Dujon or Callum

>lose the ball due to a terrible pass
>don't even think about stopping the counter, just stand around doing nothing
>Wait for Fabregas to do your dirty work for you

tbf that's how literally everyone is playing
>getting outplayed by mememouth at home

I gave up on expecting the players to score one, and then another on the counter to kill the game.

God

>first start for Chelsea
>Get 120 minutes

Deserved

G OS LING GOAT.

MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA MORATA

>keep giving away the ball
>they finally score
>act shocked

Can't believe this complete bollocks

lmao I didn't even see it because of stuttering

???

What the fuck I tabbed out for a second and there's a goal
MORATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

J U S T

Zappacosta is actually such a shit footballer. Can't believe Chelsea paid £25m for him. He's a pace merchant without the dribbling ability.

To be fair, there are not many right wingbacks around. Beggars can't be choosers and all that.

>buy him to cross to Morata
>can't cross at all

Feel so cucked right now

Wish meunier would have accepted

Sorry man

Lol Morata is banned for the next game?

Time for that 343 Hazard false 9 meme nonsense again

Yup. Eden "False 9" Hazard is going to be making an appearance against Everton. Bats looked absolutely wank today.

Would like to thank that retard Morata for scoring and getting a yellow card so he's suspended against us on Saturday.