ITT: we prove we're not American

ITT: we prove we're not American

I'm not black.

Your more like the red-headed stepchild of America and UK that gets beat everyday and locked in the closet.

You are Chinese which is Asian Black.

I don't get physically upset when someone mocks my country online. Case in point above.

I, nor anyone I have ever known, have never been shot.

I don't shit my pants in public

i get a free university education

>well i have to pay 500$ each year for my state wide bus/train ticket but its bretty gud.

i'm not obese
i don't own a gun

nobody would take this as a proxy

Asia is fucked then

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I can speak more than 2 languages

my girlfriend is chinese and not mexican

I'm uncircumcised

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT MY COUNTRY YOU STUPID BONG?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE HAVE WON EVERY WAR WE HAVE EVER BEEN IN, INCLUDING THE ONE WITH YOU, AND WENT TO THE MOON FIRST. FUCK YOU FAGGOT.

This.

Homeowner
Don't work
Got free higher education
No gun, no need for
Free Healthcare
Native language has the most precise grammar since Latin
Fluent in three languages, can read seven
Problems with sunni Islam like elsewhere, not with immigration per se
Feels good not to be part of the anglosphere

>193 million whites in the US
>More than any other place on earth
>Shitskins are not vid users of the internet
>Even less use Sup Forums
>Even less than that go on Sup Forums
>Somehow you're going to magically run into a nigger from the US on this board
Keep talking chinamen, next time come shitposting with something that has actual evidence of some kind to back you up.

I did not get shot today

>Homeowner

I thought that was an American thing, whereas most Europeans rent.

You're saying blacks elsewhere are more educated?

>free university education
Well we can rule out finance and economics as your major of study

>63% and going down

Paris rentals are too fucking expensive. Got myself a cozy old apartment downtown an outskirts town near Paris.

On the contrary
Some of the best proxies I know are Holland based
I use you guys for when I download shit in decent quantities

>We have this guy

You mean you're not the dominant world power so everyone else doesn't learn your language by default

So is half of America ;-)
And pretty soon that statistic shall also be true for you and the majority of Europe
All kebab are circumcized

I am not free.
My country does not have nukes.
I will be prosecuted for defending my life.
Feels bad. Feels the worst.

My birth ceritifcate is Mexican

No, you're not Australian and quit pretending.

I'm not fat

No I'm saying they give a shit about the internet
Niggers in America either don't give a fuck about the internet or stick to black Twitter and the like.
Blacks elsewhere care a bit more about the internet because unlike here it's not literally everywhere so when they get it they understand it should be taken advantage of
We literally have more whites than any of you have people

>Feels good not to be part of the anglosphere
There is plenty wrong with your post but this one is more wrong than any other
America isn't part of the Anglosphere

My penis is longer than 5.25 inches

my penis is smaller than coke can width

i know where egypt and israel is on a map

>What is the entire continent of Africa.

>wake up
>israel is still on a map

Niggers and Asians bring down our numbers
Anyway, since you have a fascination with dicks, could you tell me if there are accurate statistics for the world average that don't include poo in Loos and chinks since they add over a billion less than 5" to the world average?

TSF-san!

Sounds comfy. Both the rental and buying sectors in the UK are fucked, honestly doubt I'll ever own my own place. I don't really mind living at home, but for normies the option is off the cards, nobody I know my age has moved out.

I don't like Israel

I'm white

So does every american
You forget, Jews push the we wuz kangz theory in schools therefore Egypt is covered quite extensively compared to the rest of history
In real life(without using bullshit memes) the places an average American would have problems with would be the middle East, eastern Europe, Russia's satellite states, Africa, and the Pacific islands

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I'm a faggot who loves to get anally fuck by a big black cock

also I'm a huge faggot who is afraid of guns

I don't change hands when I cut my steak
I don't put ketchup on steak
I don't like Israel
I dont eat burgers

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> niggers down our numbers

> negro
> small penis
Choose one you dumb fat piece of shit

I don't have to sell my house to pay for medical insurance

>Russia
>medical insurance

college is free.

I don't lose wars to Afghan sheep herders, Vietnamese rice farmer who dig holes in the ground, or a bunch of Ahmeds who jumps in few planes and brings down my nation.

>Fluent in three languages, can read seven

What languages? French, English and ...?

What are the seven you can read? French, English, ... and ?

thats vietnamese

We're not white washed

Oh wait, fuck.

I speak spanish.

Oh wait...

German. Can read Dutch, Catalan, Castilian, Greek, and a bit of Russian.

I see the doctor for free.

I can freely roam my 1-million-people-with-almost-no-police-patrols-on-streets without any fear of getting randomly shot, mugged and whatnot. Not the shitty districts during the night though but still.

>tfw in the green zone
>tfw also white

Haha checkmate dongtheists

>homeowner
>apartment

"homeowner" over here means you actually own a house and the surrounding property

>**-on-streets-town
obviously

I can go to college without fear of being killed

Sure thing m8, it's like russian homicide rate isn't Nigeria tier.

chupame webada

Inb4 le 1812 maymay

I don't have a gun.

No but you let your women breed with all of the above while you jerk off I'm your IKEA cuck shed. If it weren't for liberal bleeding hearts we would glass the enire region like Hiroshima. PS enjoy fighting Putin

My president is not a nig nog, a corrupt feminist she witch or a orange haired trust fund faggot

I've never slept on the couch and it's not a thing

I don't turn on the tv and is met by the sight of our top scientists crying because they wore a "misogynistic" shirt

I'm bigger and stronger than a nig nog

I don't wish for pornstars to do anal or complain about male actors cock sizes because I secretely want to penetrate a man's ass

Jews don't mutilate my penis at birth

Hordes of nig nogs are not roaming my streets lookin for white victims

Mexicans aren't stealing my job

China doesn't own my country

I have five weeks paid vacation

I can afford to travel abroad every single year

The world doesn't hate me

Lucky bastard. That's really cool, user.

May Le Pen bless you once she comes into power.

>inb4 you "won" Vietnam and Iraq

>Hordes of nig nogs are not roaming my streets lookin for white victims

in your case is worse hordes of muslims do it...

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I'm poor

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