/brit/

scooby doo edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

doing a poo lads, you want anything?

Christmas is the best holiday

summer is FUCKING SHITE

NO TURKEY?!?!?!

Yeah, what?

What did he say?

creased

just logged into steam for the first time in nearly a month lads

blyat!

it was a joke Mark

>2015
bloomin' 'eck

>british runts never get to perv at the drunk backpacker slags passed out on the beach after the christmas party
bit sad
can't imagine spending all the good holidays locked up inside depressed and alone

why cats area great

-small
-cute
-furry
-have whiskers
-have paws
-meow
-purr
-have tummies
-have ears
-make meowy noises

whent to the old 'shmongers today.

saw 4 seabass fillets for a 10er
saw 4 whole seabass for the same price
bought the latter and asked them to gut and fillet it.
got 8 fillets for a 10er

Bollocks!

hope ptsd yank gets better

...

imagine having christmas during summer when it's fucking warm outside, you have to go to the beach and there's no snow

state of australians

don't like this whole high functioning autism gimmick
it only comes up very rarely and the rest of the time i'm left to just fuck everything up by myself.

not fun

...

you forgot:
-can get lots of upvotes on reddit

I think your fishmong' is retarded

The lads

I've been a work drone in a minimum wage company for 1 year now. Because I had a lot of Computer Programming stuff on my resume when I applied with them, they've decided to pay me to train in a few IT certificates.

I never thought this company would help me with my education when I joined it. I thought I'd die a minimum wage work drone.

Courses start next week.

I spend Christmas with my family and girlfriend

yeah when you put it that way
cats AREA pretty great

...

haha yeah lad
pull the other one

anime

damn.....

I've been a work drone in a minimum wage company for 1 year now. Because I had a lot of Computer Programming stuff on my resume when I applied with them, they've decided to pay me to train in a few IT certificates.

I never thought this company would help me with my education when I joined it. I thought I'd die a minimum wage work drone.

Courses start next week. I'm kind of happy.

don't care

oh no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you spend yours crawling along the beach in your rain mac having a pocket wank at passed out slags

fucking STATE of you - turbosheed behaviour

have all phoneposters killed

bloomin' 'eck

state of brits

nah i think they're customers are retarded. must not realise that any good fishmonger will do those services for you free of charge.

...

>nah i think they're customers are retarded

women think reading some amazon chart pablum is a special enough occasion to warrant an instagram photo

But the fishmonger is selling 4 fillets for the price of 8 fillets

are you fucking thick? that's clearly yankland

...

I'm not thick im pretty skinny actually..

poo

the (not actually a) fucking state of scatalonians

>best quote they could get is from the Irish Times

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I am laffin

where is tit and ass

screeching

can't comprehend the obsession with sharing photographs
even in lectures, people take photos of themselves

i just don't understand it.
is it just like (you) seeking for normal people?

Favourite brits
1Thatcher
2Queen
3Queen (the band)
4Mayor of London
5Shakespear
Least favourite brit
Navy

think when people are hatposting seasons it's probably ran its course

yeah so the mong is the person buying them.

i guess the advatnage of buying 4 fillets already filleted is you don't have to wait for them to fillet and gut them + you don't have to do the awkward thing of essentially asking for half price. I thnik the fishmonger does it in responsse to his customers, not because he doesn't realise the cost implication of it.

LOVE the tinder lad who's spending his entire time writing shit to girls and then getting confused when one of them doesn't reject him

they are left to the viewer's imagination

cats :)

the absolute (non) state of catalonia

wank and an early night methinks

Cheburashka!
Feels good man

...

she really wants to post a pic of her legs because she knows they're sexy but she also knows she'll come across as a slag if she just posts her legs so she puts a book on them

you know what's a fucking shit holiday?

Halloween

oh someone did that excuse me

who?

cat meow because it know that in my bag the food

quite a fan of this particular assembly of molecules

mum never let me do it
said it was a yank holiday

same, she said it was begging and never let me out

State-enforced homosexuality

non-holiday.

Would ejaculate the moment my penis touched her vulva ngl

>vulva

Virgin

...

thats elle fanning

wonky knees, would not bang

DAMN ELLE FANNING LOOKS LIKE THAT!?!?

someone hacked my spotify account and keeps listening to fort minor and the black eyed peas

more for me

...

>pablum
what the fuck is this word, you mong

Took a benzo to celebrate mental health day

*tickles ur belly*

please post some more rares
say 3 more rares

someone hacked my pornhub account and keeps watching gay porn

>None of the white families in Clifton/Morenci had shown any interest in adopting these kids before the children arrived in town, but a very interesting thing happened once they did. When the white residents of the mining community saw these white kids get off the train and go to live with the Mexican families, they LOST. THEIR. MINDS.
>A mob formed that evening, and the white residents went house to house, armed, and took the white children out of the Mexican homes. At one point, this white mob held the priests and nuns responsible for the adoption placements at gunpoint, and demanded the names of all the families that had taken custody of these "white" children.
>Sadly, the courts upheld this action as entirely legal and justifiable, since (according to the courts) these white adults were acting in the best interests of the children. Yep, the courts sided with an armed mob of kidnappers because it thought that Mexicans getting custody of white children was so offensive and dangerous an act, that armed abduction was necessary to rectify the situation.

America is mad lads

sounds like you need to read some of this fine literature mate

legs are the easiest thing in the world to post, though
if i shaved my legs i could easily pass for a woman or a (passing) trap, not because i'm actually feminine but just because legs are so ambiguous looking below the hip.

it's draconian

going to hide this
*hides it*
there we are

what the fuck does this have to do with vampires

developing an interest in early american history. 1700 - 1800 kinda years

man's not hot

youtube.com/watch?v=QEDDK0XLGfw

don't care, this is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

sorry mate

technically is british culture

good on them
warms my heart

bought albions seed but cba to read it

how to spot an autist in one easy step:
1. they listen to music made prior to 2010