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Finely aged feels edition

NE:Hogan gets in limited practice Wednesday
LAR:Greg Zuerlein (back) lands on injured reserve
LAC:Keenan Allen not listed on injury report
MIA:Damien Williams (shoulder) limited Wednesday
CIN:Mixon (concussion) cleared to practice fully
FA:Giants interview Dave Gettleman on Wednesday
GB:Davante Adams DNP again, remains in protocol
JAC:Marrone says Fournette will play vs. Niners
TB:Bucs rookie TE O.J. Howard (foot) heads to IR
CIN:Joe Mixon (concussion) remains in protocol
ATL:Julio Jones (ankle) DNP, but expected to play
JAC:Allen Hurns (ankle) back at Jaguars practice

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FJM put your trip back on

JIMMY

Where would the Panthers feasibly be moved to? What city in the US is big enough to support and NFL team that doesn't already have them?
>LAWL THEY'LL MOVE TO MEXICO CITY OR LONDON
why take a team away from a pretty sizable market to move them internationally?

Why are other teams even trying? It's going to be a Pats/Steelers AFCCG again.

I started watching (and actually understanding the game) the Patriots in 2012 when I was about 14

>who are the Jags
the Jaguars are the saviors of the NFL

Steelers already got BTFO by the jags when they had AB and shazier. Defense counts for a lot

Patriots will have to face teams with an average record of 9-7 to make it to the Super Bowl
Eagles will have to face teams with an average record of 12-4 to make it to the Super Bowl

How is this fair?

Oh shit, DOES THAT MEAN I'M A PROBOWLER?

With all disrespect
I don't really like you white motherfuckers, that's just where I'm at
Screaming "All Lives Matter"
Is a protest to my protest, what kind of shit is that?
And that's one war you'll never win
The power in the word "Nigga" is a different sin
We shouldn't say it but we do, and that just what it is
But that don't mean that you can say it just 'cause you got nigga friends
Nigga, that word was originated for you to keep us under
And when we use it, we know that's just how we greet each other
And when you use it, we know there's a double meaning under
And even if I wasn't picking cotton physically
That don't mean I'm not affected by the history
My grandmomma was a slave, that shit gets to me
And you ain't got no motherfucking sympathy, you pussy nigga!
I'm sorry you can never feel my life
Tryna have faith, but I never felt alright
It's hard to elevate when this country's ran by whites
Judging me by my skin color and my blackness
Tryna find a job but ain't nobody call me back yet
Now I gotta sell drugs to put food in my cabinet
You crackers ain't slick, this is all a part of your tactics
Don't talk about no motherfucking taxes
When I ain't making no dough
You think you know everything but you don't
You wanna copy our slang and everything that we know
Tryna steal black culture and then make it your own, whoa
Fuck, I'm exhausted
I can't even drive without the cops tryna start shit
I'm tired of the systematic racism bullshit
All you do is false shit, this the shit that I'm forced with
And you don't know shit about my people, that's what bothers you
You don't know about no fried chicken and no barbecue
You don't know about the two-step or no loose change
You don't know about no 2 Chainz or no Kool-Aid, you don't know!
And even though Barack was half as black
You hated president Obama, I know that's a fact
You couldn't wait to get him out and put a cracker back
And then you gave us Donald Trump and now it's payback for that.

But if the Eagles played in the AFC they'd have to play the Pats in the playoffs and wouldn't even get to the SB. Grass is always greener ya know?

Rams will win a playoff game.

Jay Cutler will carry the Dolphins into the wildcard!!!

>implying

>who are the Jags

A bunch of nobody faggots.

Why would they move?

their entire offense was just placed on IR, so no

>You know remember the 2012 QB draft class.

>Andrew Luck (Round 1) Indianapolis Colts
>Robert Griffin III (Round 1) Washington Redskins
>Ryan Tannehill (Round 1) Miami Dolphins
>Brandon Weeden (Round 1) Cleveland Browns
>Russell Wilson (Round 3) Seattle Seahawks


Not listed in pic.

>Brock Osweiler (Round 2) Denver Broncos
>Nick Foles (Round 3) Philadelphia Eagles
>Kirk Cousins (Round 4) Washington Redskins

>mfw people say AB "got the best" of Jalen Ramsey when he had like 7 catches for 88 yards on 19 targets and his QB threw 3 of his 5 interceptions when targeting him including both pick sixes

>he doesn't rate the jags

fucka you dolphin

new owner

don't forget his 1st reception of the game was a blatant pushoff

I forgot Tannehill went at 8th overall. Lol why?

I think it's funny that 3 of the biggest names from that class came from rounds 3 and 4

My point is the Eagles probably won't even make it to the Super Bowl.

The Eagles have to go through the winners of New Orleans/Carolina (both 12-4) and Minnesota/LA Rams/Dallas (13-3, 12-4, 10-6).
Their toughest road would be a 12-4 team and a 13-3 team.

The Patriots have to go through the winners of Buffalo/Kansas City (9-7, 8-8) and Pittsburgh/Jacksonville/Miami.
Their toughest road would be a 12-4 team and a 9-7 team.

Big difference in opposition.

>that season opener where weeden threw 4 ints and had a 5.6 passer rating and the Browns still nearly won

>literal autism: the post

So? I don't recall ever hearing and grumblings about carolina being a bad market or anything. If it's a solid market I'd think the league owners would prefer an owner who wanted to keep the team there if its stable.

Tom Brady's '''''''trainer''''''' has him eating a mainly plant based diet. Is Tom a confirmed soyboy?

No one's really getting in at 8-8. Ravens can go 10-6 easily now, and the 6th seed will be 9-7 at least. I see your point, though.

That's just framing though. if the Eagles keep the first seed, then the odds are a dome team has to play in Philly for the divisional round, and then either a dome team or Warm weather team plays in Philly for the championship.

>2/3s of the NFC playoff teams will probably be dome babbies
Eagles and Panthers are the only real teams

What kind of babbies would you prefer?

>soyboys

>6'4"
>8" wrists
>13" ankles
>positive canthal tilt
>full head of hair
>charismatic
>university degree
>tons of friends
>supermodel wife
>2 children
>one of the most successful men alive in all aspects of his life
No, I don't think he's a soyboy

non dome ones

>people itt actually think eating soy makes you effeminate

>will be unable to have a coherent thought by the time he's 45

ebin

You're unable to have one now.

>charismatic

M8 Brady is about as charming as a plank. I swear he's on the spectrum

Are the Niners idiots for tanking their draft pick just because they wanna see what Garropolo does?

>tanking their draft pick
there's not a whole lot of meaningful difference between the 2nd overall pick and the 4th one, especially when you already have a QB

4 and Jags win the Owl

They're still getting a top 5 pick and don't need a QB anymore.

How long are the Seahawks going to contend for?

This is the last season.

never ever again ever

Does this sound like an introvert to you? youtu.be/BElf12Be7bk

Seriously, who takes Greg the Legs place? Who is the 1st alternate?

No, you moron.

>blowing out pats fag in madden 18 online
>gets on mic
>blackest voice ever
>"rematch?"
>come back from 16 down
>"one more"
>he's up 13
>pick 6 by Sean Smith
>"man fuck the patriots"
Lol

>Khalil Mack made it to the Pro Bowl over Yannick Ngakoue

wew

Literally autistic screeching

>Not only exclusively playing MUT

Le'veon Bell
>307 att / 1222 yards 4.0 YPC 10 Total TDs 3 fumbles
>with 3 pro bowl O linemen

Kareem Hunt
>242 att / 1201 yards 5.0 YPC 9 Total TDs 1 fumble

You are now aware that Kareem Hunt is the best RB in the game.

>full head of hair
he had work done

>implying I play pay2win

>inb4 poorfag

17 fucking years. It will all be over soon, though. The curse has been lifted.

Why do the chiefs always have good RBs?

>titans have a chance to fuck over the bills again

Not like any of it matters. The 5th seed will belong to Baltimore

north that surprising given your team's last 2 opponents

Foles is good people.
What team is he on in a year or two?

Why was this guy drafted so highly when he flat out sucks? Donkos should have signed Kaepernick.

Better hope you don't drop to the 6th seed, would hate to watch the Jags skullfuck you faggots again

>bad offense and inexperienced QB

What makes Jimmy G different than Matt Cassel? He looked good his first season with the Chiefs

Lol. I'd rather we play them. Easy pickins when they dont have home field in London

desu no support system

Jimmy G was a chief?

would you rather play in minneapolis when it's -5 and no one can do anything like that fucking seahawks game a few years back?

I'm surprised he was a first round pick after that horrible bowl game he had. Elway is kind of a brainlet though so I guess he thought he saw something.

He has the same WRs that Manning had.

Yes, but Manning is Manning, he'll make almost anyone look god, or if they're already good, into a HOFer

>you're one of the top players coming out of college to enter the draft
>all scouts are saying you will most likely get taken as the first overall pick
>browns have #1 pick

what do? how do you feel?

>Sign a shitty forever backup QB in Osweiler for a few sheckles instead of a top 96 QB in Kaepernick to remain competitive in the awful AFC West.

Because the Jags are in the AFC and are by far the scariest team atm.

I hate what the colts have done to Luck.

>MFW the Rams also kill Foles and the Iggles Owl hopes for good

yes
back when Minnesota played outside they had one of the biggest homefield advantages

Kaep sucks just as hard as Brock Lobster as a player and comes with huge red flags as a human being. No one wants to deal with that.

>Donkos should have signed Kaepernick.
why would they sign Paxton Lynch when they already have him on the roster?

The Bills will not end the drought.

Fuck you, you already tried to kill Foles in 2015.

I'm excited for the day Gurley gets BTFO, can't wait for all these causal rams fans to leave.

>only post when your team is doing good

pathetic.

>We have to play against the Patriots and angry Dolphins who always find a way to fuck us up
>Ravens have Clots and Bungles
>Chargers have Jests and Raidurrs
God there is nothing more I want than to have the Ravens or Chargers lose a game. I won't have to go any more of my life knowing that the Bills and their fans are the eternal laughingstock of all sports teams and fans everywhere, even more so than the Browns. At least the Browns' management are just moneygrubbers; the Bills' management has changed so much and so frequently that it's impossible to get anything done. We could have literally a full roster of elite players and still somehow lose spectacularly when the final bites of the cake are eaten. Fuck the Flutie curse, fuck other teams' whining, fuck Ryan, Gailey, and Jauron and the retarded overhauls the brought. Fuck Whaley, fuck the Tyrod-obessed Pegulas and FUCK TOM BRADY TO HELL

you mean the team the Patriots have literally never lost to

They also had great teams full of HOFers so that helped. The puckers sucked ass for decades before they got their back to back HOF QBs, and chicongo has been mainly shitty despite playing in the cold.

>Coworker is a Raiders fan
>I'm an Eagles fan
>We bet $100 on the MNF game earlier today at our christmas party

Am I gonna walk away with $200 or $0, /nfl/?

>MFW a NFL playoff game can't sell out the LA Coliseum.

thats where you're wrong, kiddo

Call Bill Bellichick and beg him to work with the Browns to let me fall until later in the round

Oakland is checked out already
>captcha

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yeah I don't think he'll break Ben's record

>bills
>titans
>either making the playoffs

>Am I gonna walk away with $200 or $0, /nfl/?

Don't you mean "Am I gonna walk away with $100 or -$100"?