What the fuck kind of gay ass celebration is this?

what the fuck kind of gay ass celebration is this?


could some europoor explain this to me please?

It's gangsta n' shit

it's the amerilard celebration: the player uses the ball to pretend he's obese and retarded at the same time

>66
Good post

it's a way for muslim players to condone terrorism by making it look like they're about to blow up themselves

I'm sorry to break it to you lad, but he's not paying homage to fucking obese americucks.

His wife is pregnant I believe.

are you autistic?

how the fuck does that make sense?

some people marry to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. He is celebrating his female(girl) partner in the relationship.

Do they eat the baby tho?

he has his thumb in his mouth like a baby, therefore he represents the baby itself
the ball under the shirt represents that the baby is pregnant, that is because his wife is an aphid, and baby aphids are born pregnant
the two fingers means that, even though his wife is an aphid and the baby will be born pregnant, he will still be bipedal like the father

Typical celebration when a player’s wife is pregnant. Players also do a celebration in which they pretend to be rocking a baby, after the wife’s son is born

I get that they put the ball in the shirt to say they're having a baby. The thumb sucking is a bit on the nose, but whatevs. What I don't understand is why they take the ball out from under their shirt, and then proceed to smash it into the stands.

What did they mean by this?

Hmm interesting... what celebration would i do if i were in the middle of a game and my wife is at home getting fucked by her big black bull?

it's a subtle message to the woman involved that it's time for a trip to the abortion clinic

kekked and checked

you salute da troopz and start singing your national anthem

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legit kek'd

kek

You know it, OP

8/10 post
10/10 post

>the baby is pregnant
Hmm

can someone break this one down for me? Not really sure what he means by this.

He put his fingers up the other player's bum

>what the fuck kind of gay ass celebration is this?
It's just soccer. Who cares?

build wall

>This post is brought to you by the guy with the blood-stained pad in his flag

>It's just soccer. Who cares?
Everyone. Ever. No exceptions

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Did you guys change your flag in the last few decades? The first time I remember seeing it was on a news program about the Falklands and it was all white.

hearty lol at that gif

Are you sure it wasn't a program about our demographics?
Maybe you didn't understand it because it was in French or Mandarin

Fucking kek

DAMN

AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Underrated

His bird is pregnant and his name starts with "A"

how did this thread become about americans?

?????????????

Que?

The A is from his fiancee's name, who's pregnant

Are people on this website legit autists or they just pretend to lack social skills and basic knowledge about life lmao

I fucking love south americans

Lost.

Are you guys retarded?
It means his wife is pregnant, players have been doing this for years.

Next you're going to ask what the sucking thumb celebration or the shh celebration is about

>You now remember Bebeto celebration

>calls others autists for not knowing about an athlete's personal life

tell me why this board is so obsessed with americans

underrated

How have you never seen this celebration before?

he's not a faggot that watches divegrass, Nigel

He probably does...
But then again "athlete", sounds like a pard in disguise

This was a thread by an american addressing 'europoors', da fuck do you expect?

kek

the third world has nothing else going for it so obsession is their past time

>American OP makes a thread about "soccer" and how retarded it is
>get BTFO
>lol y-you are o-obsessed
Amerifats are pathetic

>American
>Not third world
lel, ok

Are you guys retarded? The thread was started by an American addressing Europeans.

kek

He is forming an A referencing his firstname, Álvaro

buena

>el sharawry
>both gay AND muslim
You literally can't make this up

Fuck my sides

>elsha's face when he turns around and says something like "stop it"

god, soccer players are gay af

Legit kek

Spain with the bantz

Fuckin ell

>foreign user says something stupid about nfl players
>other foreign "derp derp haha derp derp I'm so hungry why does food cost so much and why do we have so many muslims or dictators ruling our countries for so long derp derp derp haha america please save us and send food"

the post

Damn guy it's just fun posting, relax

he didn't say anything about NFL players you mong

Dubs and top Bantz.
100 internets for you sir

ameridonalds BTFO

finally a good spanish joke

imagine being this butthurt and this stupid at the same time lmao

When we wanted to do something about the Muslims in Bosnia and Kosovo your country bombed us, raped us with sanctions, called our president the new hitler and we got kicked out of every international organization, after that your country sponsored a color revolution and installed their puppets as our leaders. so stfu and go suck jewish cock.

That was epic. Epic for the win

>please halp
>send nfl with food

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damn fatty, you mad as hell

MAD
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I'm American and i think this is the most underrated post I've seen on Sup Forums in some time.

Americans are getting permabanned soon so the rest of the world is maximizing the banter until they can't bully us anymore and are forced to turn to Australia or Finland to bully next.

Our country is an embarrassment. Wish we'd just secede back to the UK

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good god

merry christmas Sup Forums

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we don't you.

The best Spanish joke is Latin America, although some of you are gearing towards performance art

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You're American? I wouldn't have guessed.

SEETHING SIMP

very good post

Good one moorbabby, you're alright by me.

that's funny

>Imagine being this butthurt

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spbp

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