OFFICIAL LA LAKERS VS HOUSTON ROCKETS GAME THREAD

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slow start but the rockets look like they're finding their footing

>Laker and Rocketspics in attendance

>capela still out
get well soon

could it get and browner

any*

3ZA

CARL COOZMER

FUTURE GOAT

Kuzma is the future

They finally started kuzma?

He started today for you guys so I guess

clean it up, rockets

if lakers dont close out this game with this 14 point league I am going to go crazy

Lakers getting into a groove lately

>Lakers literally pummeling the best team in the league just in the first quarter
Lmao, where are all the Lonzo doubters at now? Still a bust now? Kek.

>Lakers FT
WHY CAN'T THEY EVER MAKE THEM?????

ONCE THE LAKERS LEARN TO MAKE FREE-THROWS, YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE

Hey Skip

Kuzma is the future. Lonzo ball is his Derek Fisher

walton isn't a real coach

he should be makingthem do all of those fundamental drills aau teams do

KUZGOD
WHO CAN STOP HIM?!
NOT BEARD
NOT LOLPAUL
NO ONE
KUZGOD

>no BMWF couples on the kiss cam

dropped

>that Stacy that rejected two guys

you lakerfags are going to be pretty disappoint when the cockshits go on one of their insane 3 streaks

>kobe retires
>team instantly gets better
>kobe's numbers retired
>team improves yet again

hmm

JUST GOT IN, EAT A DICK HOUSTON FAGS, EAT A DICK 24/7

Yeah but let’s enjoy the first half anyway

ROCKETTES GBTFO
G
B
T
F
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they will need it to come back if they dont score soon

cp3 needs to wake up

Lol at the lakers getting better last year

I wanna see Thomas Bryant get in there. He’s played like 1 minute in the NBA

Fuck that nigger

Woah dude we don’t use the hard R here

hes just gonna start floppin like a flaccid weiner if he does

this fatty pretending she didn't know what denny's prices are

Waaaaiiit, then what do you call black people??

Basketball-Americans

I would berry my dick in her

THIIIIIIIC

Afro-Dribblers

Oh god here fucking Harden goes.

>players still reach against Harden

cut worthy offense desu

HARD3N

People-of-sickle cell

How can anyone like Harden?

Inbred Texans

we're going to blow this lead, we're actually going to blow this lead....

Insane 3's, handles, finishing at the rim, passes, etc. Pretty easy to like Harden actually.

he's a cool dude

So many players are playing with instinct over actually thinking about what's going on.

See

OZZY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>harden takes like 5 steps

>yfw harden takes away the lead

AND 1

i hate the harden meme

Warding off desu

KUZGOAT

you reach, he teaches

>Lakers has the lead
just woke up, what the fuck

So many fat girls
Who let them in?

kuzma cant miss

see

PJ for 3!

SAVE US KUZMA

YOU ARE ONLY HOPE

well it nice to think that >we could win

HARD3N

Everything is bigger in Texas homie

Shouldnt count

>houston are heating up

>lonzo

KUZGOD

Lol that freethrow

look at this nigga

why is the league trying to push harden so much

Tf is Hart supposed to do when Harden drives, watch him? Fuck baby dick Harden he cries for a foul after every shot he attempts

So is Lebron going to the Rockets or the Lakers?

welp, time to wrap it up Lakers

Lakers obvs

fuck California

Harden is a fucking meme

GORDON

they changed the rules to nerf him.

I hope he stays in the East. He leaves and it’s gonna be redrawn most likely

huh, those rockets jerseys look different

Lakers obviously so he can come off the bench for Kuzgod

Important question: how do I avoid looking as ugly as Eric Gordon?

I havent seen it enforced at all though

Fuck flyover states

By shooting bitch nigga bricks you trick

Even if playoff seeding removes the conference separation, division winners would likely still be more important.

the refs didn't call 3 obvious fouls so maybe you should look harder

He would have twice as many FTs if they reffed the same as last year

Don’t be a chucker with self esteem issues

Houston isn't a Spic filled shithole like LA

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breathes in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Guys my asshole is on fire and I've been shitting firewater all day. Taking a runny shit every 45 minutes. Any suggestions for soothing my asshole?

>pic related

My face the past 8 hours. Posting while shitting right now.

indio goblins/10

>these are 10/10s in Houston
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>Houston isn't a Spic filled shithole like LA

Leave Texas