>language has gendered words
Language has gendered words
>can't learn gendered words
Must have inherited that sheep brain from your mom
Waiter-waitress
Blond-blonde
Brunet-brunette
Heir-heiress
What is the use of "table" having a gender?
benis and bagina :DDD
It helps (a very very small amount) with context
I think he meant more inanimate things
these refer to people so it's ok
inanimate objects shouldn't have gender
why refer to a table as a "he"
It is classification. I ain't gotta explain shit.
>language has he/she
disgusting PATRIARCHY
>language has regular conjugation
>rhymes
>being able to refer to a kind of object by it
It also works with how syllables and intonation work in Portuguese(not 100% sure about Italian and French though, Spanish does it as well)
>not being an agglutinative language
ling.helsinki.fi
butifel
Dumb anglo
thinking about learning finnish makes me hurt
>language has gendered pronouns
>language has articles
>males and females have different adjectives
>say the female one in class by mistake and the teacher laughs and asks when I became a girl
Anglos always do this kek
>females add an e at the end of the word when it's in the past tense sometimes
>accidentally do this and the teacher asks when I grew a vagina
>his language doesn't have clusivity
Absolutely barbaric
could be nip speak with all their politeness addons and shit gozaimasu~
I'm honestly curious, how do modern feminists handle languages that gender inanimate objects?
French has far bigger difficulties desu
je connais ;-(
Can talk for french and portuguese. They managed it as cancerous as they could
en.wikipedia.org
Makes me also think about how some of the gender neutral people use they/them pronouns but in languages like French they have feminine and masculine versions of the words for they (Ils/Elles)
It clearly has four penises underneath it
how do you fit 4 gays on a barstool?
turn it upside down :DDDD
>language doesn't have gendered words
literally orc speech
if it's a she you can ask the table out for a date
if it's a he you shouldn't ask the table out for a date because that's a bit gay
Russian am I right?
Yes Finbro. O means He/She/It at the same time. :) Any language doesn't use vowel harmony is barbaric.
>language has four levels of politeness
but aren't these terms somewhat arbitrary, I mean if tomorrow we all start calling the catagories banana and melon it wouldn't change a thing.
Grammatical gender isn't the same as the genders of people.
>old english has gendered words
>norman conquest happens
>they speak a gendered language
>english loses its genders
>english adopts dozens of gendered words from romance languages
bloody hell chaps
>his language doesn't have compound words
Embarrasing.
This.
A table is clearly a she.
>language has pronouns but hides them by removing the spaces
heh
kek. Why do you always default to female, anyway? The male is the usual gender-neutral.
Hillary Clinton still has "pantsuit aficionado" instead of "aficionada" as well. Dumb fucking cunt.
The cunty ones ask that you repeat every adjective/noun, i.e. "to the interested" would be "para os interessados", but they insist on "para os interessados e para as interessadas".
EVERYONE, even leftards, mocks these people.
No one uses even quarter of that shit.
Just browsered it through, more like not even 90% of that.
>language has fewer than two verbs to be
Because the teacher was female and she only said the male version once as an example.
>la neozelandANA seƱores
AAAJAJAJSKAKSJAKSJAJJAJAJSKSKSJSJSJAJSKSKSKAJSKAKJSKSSAKKSKAJSJJAJSJSKSJSJSAJSKSKJAKAJSKAKSKAJJAKAJSKKKA
>language has articles
>oh yeah that looks easy eno-
>"here are the exceptions (a big ass list), memorize them"
french in a nutshell
>Language has over 150 possible endings for any given verb
>There are irregulars that break all the patterns
SPQR master race laughs at you brainlets
>Blond-blonde
>Brunet-brunette
lmao what the fuck
>tfw being turkroach in france
The he/she, while in my opinion suboptimal, at least you can just deal with it, and thankfully "he" is set as default more so than in English. However the articles are killing me. I barely get why they even need to exist let alone have arbitrary genders. I doubt I will ever learn them fully.
english too, but there may be a reason for that
then again french is the only (european)language I know of where you need to take a separate class for pronunciation
It's bad manners to put your elbows on the table, so by calling it he, we make it gay to touch the table. The door is a she, it's ok to touch her.
The wall is a she, you can lean against her. The floor is a he, it's fucking gay to sit on the floor.
Every alcoholic beverage aside from beer is a he, it's gay to drink anything but beer.
>wrapping your lips around a bottle of a male substance
the bottle is a she.
The table is a she
Don't you see she's always on her four?
Give an example ?
Makes sense.
Always beware of words ending with A in Portuguese/Spanish/Italian
>yfw austronesian languages are easiest to learn
:3
8w
>trying to learn French
>have to memorise countless articles