8

8
FUCKING
SECONDS

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OCHO
PUTOS
SEGUNDOS

ACHT
SCHEIß
SEKUNDEN

>"his" (((country))) lasted for eight (8) S E C O N D S

AN

EIGHTH

OF

A

MINUTE

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AMERICAN

EDUCATION

>ONLY 8 FUCKING SECONDS
>NO RECOGNITION AT ALL
Holy fuck!

>KAHDEKSAN
>VITUN
>SEKUNTIA

>8
>NEUKENDE
>SECONDEN

Gibt es nicht "fickend" in deine Sprache?

it was just a prank lmao you guys are dumb, it's supposed to be post-ironic ahaha

> this flag
I don't even care if you're trolling.

EIGHT

I'm trying to think of a new meme like 20 buck fuck, but I'm too dumb.

EIGHT
SEC
??

>AN
>EIGHTH
>OF
>A
>MINUTE

Catalonians only last 8 seconds? what did they mean by this?

This flag, every time

you fucking cretin

I wish that I could back hand you, get thee back to mexico.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>h-he must be a Mexican, r-right
pathetic

I was out of town for too long, I missed you guys

I can't contain my laughter anymore at half of these posts where it wouldn't even be funny otherwise

you fucked us

>e-eigt on da minett

Did you all fail maths? 8 seconds is pretty close to 1/8th of a minute.
>TWO FIFTEENTHS OF A MINUTE

Why would you do this to our country? What did you gain from this other than (you)s at the price of your dignity?

>damage control
Go back to your burgers fatso.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wqCpjFMvz-k

A declaration of independence with short expiration time?

I wouldn't be surprised

they don't send us their best

Immigrants of subpar quality?

We would use "verfickt", not "fickend".

A lot of people gathered in Barcelona to watch the parliament session live on a giant screen. This is how they reacted to those eight seconds: publico.es/pages/8-segundos-del-gatillazo-independentista-catalunya.html

Isn't that past tense though? I was under the impression that -end is used the same as english -ing, but it could only be used to make an adjective e.g. "eight fucking seconds"

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holy shit ameristupids btfo

Why is he so perfect?

>independeshists getting btfo'd

lmao

Its German grammar, not Anglo

"fickend" doesnt exist, present progressive would be "Sie sind am ficken"

holy shit
why Sup Forums wanted Le Pen again? this guy is perfect

I'd show her ocho segcandos

How favorable Sup Forums is to a candidate is directly proportionate to how racist they are. They have no actual ideological consistency.

forgot pic

Is this the shortest lived State in history?

LMAO

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congrats catalonia
see you in a couple of years

le american bear

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someone explained me what happened ? I didn't follow this shit

Because Sup Forums believes a dogma where things need to get radical and bad before they get good.
Anybody who doesn't throw the established norms out of the window isn't good enough, because they aren't interested in living in a world with politics, but their world is politics.

he was thinking of metric time

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>someone explained me what happened ? I didn't follow this shit

I guess we will never know, I don't know either

Ironically, wanting things to get worse is a Trotskyite approach.

>EIGHT FUCKING SECONDS
>ACHT SCHEIß SEKUNDEN
>HUIT PUTOS SEGONS
>HUIT PUTAIN DE SECONDES
>OCHO PUTOS SEGUNDOS
>BOCEMЬ ГPEБAHЫХ CEКУHД
>OCУM EБEHИ CEКУHДИ
>ACHT NEUKENDE SECONDEN
>OSIEM JEBANYCH SEKUND
>OITO SEGUNDOS CARALHO
>AŠTUONIOS SUPISTOS SEKUNDĖS
>OSAM JEBENIH SEKUNDI
>OTTO MALEDETI SECONDI

>imperial time

Puigdemont declared independence from the catalonian parliament, then when the clapping died down, he said he 'suspended' the independence to host talks with Spain.

thanks

8
BLOODY
BINGS

THIS.

AMERICANS ARE HOPELESSLY PATHETIC

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

someone is really butthurt and keeps removing it from the list

yeah check the revision history, also it autoreverts if you did it through mobile

What's the story behind this? They didn't declare independence, did they?

რვა
დედამოტყნული
წამი

They did and immediately retracted it

8/60 = 4/30 = 2/15 = 1/7.5

Close enough for me.

APOLOGIZE TO AMERICA-KUN NOW

How the fuck did Japan get nuked by people this dumb?

this is fucking sad

youtube.com/watch?v=qVdgdL7yy_w

>Japan referring to itself by name
English teacher detected

the declaration was signed though, it just won't be implemented until either Spain has another violent knee-jerk reaction or there are actual talks and a legitimate referendum. It's a deft move by Puigdemont in my opinion. People here are bloodthirsty and want violence, that's why they can't see the genius of this move.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/10/spain-braced-possible-catalonian-independence-declaration/

fucking retard

You're forgetting the most important one
>VUIT SEGONS FOTUTS

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amazing

belgium isn't really a country, i can see why they'd like forceful unity

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>American education

>all these brainlets getting butthurt you rounded instead of saying two fifteenths

>y-yeah i-its just a rounding error, w-we don't have a fundamental problem in understanding how a minute i-is composed.

That's EU, not Belgium.

>thinking he was serious in the first place

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wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he were

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ACHT
HUERE
SEKUNDE

It's impressive that US managed to look more pathetic than Catalonia in the thread about Catalonia being pathetic

>Catalonian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""wars"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

based

El Mundo is shitposting in RL

>AMERICAN EDUCATION

kek

Could this day get any better?

Fucking Greece of Europe

probably not.

This meme day just keeps on giving