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butterfly

Sharks are my favorite original six team

>posting in early threads
What the fuck is your god damn problem, /hoc/?

bumble bee

for me, it's the bullet ant

>early by 1 post
forgivable...

You need to set the tone early in these things.

Good post

>mfw I remember tomorrow is against the hurricanes and an easy two points

>mfw you lost to the jests

for me, it's swedes

imagine having one of those crawling into your pisshole and bite

the jets are elite now

Just want to let you guys know I 'd love to meet you all sometime and play some nice relaxed hockey game in the open air.

GOOD post. Far superior to Finns.

Kek, I thought the slag in the middle's shirt said "Anal"

I'd play hokkei with you, grease. Even if you're a greasy coke-head

>Canalda

i’d do some blow with you
seem like a cool guy that doesn’t afraid of anything

Finland

is bad

PIZZA73

Flim Flams get a goal!! Hamilton gets a rebound past Hutton

2-1 floms

All fucking Finns must fucking hang.

worst pizza i’ve ever had
i’m a famoso™ lad

T. Grant in Grand Rapids

Finns aren't that bad desu. way better than sunbelt cucks

>leafs
welcome to ohio, fuckers

ill take middle in both

what are the two on the outside doing working at hooters lol

I've never skated in my entire life

hay guyz did you know lundqvists pads are the same size as every other goalies pads

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go back to >/niggerball/

>tfw someone attempts to console me

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*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Shutup fatty

not saying much desu

>breaks his foot

Reminder that Australia is "literally" the best country in the world at hockey

*rises from the dead for a 2 point game*

>lundqvist

>Scores a goal and gets an assist the next game
BTFO

Tfw heated seats in my new car, driving around in the snow, listening to powerviolence, shitposting on /hoc/

just cant play vidya there

An Australian post has been up for 5 minutes without a single (You). This is your first warning

>driving
>shitposting
pick one

ninja'd

---disregard this post---

>listening to anything other than dadrock and podcasts

I spent $160 on a call routed through PayPal Australia back to USA
Fuck your country tbqh

got >our kangaroo-fucker back, stan lee bowl incoming

Manlet detected

Reminder not to give aussies, or any /cric/ posters, (you)s.

That's your own fault for making an international call in an age where the internet exists

PUT IT IN THE WIN COLUMN

Why can't PayPal just post their numbers for US based representatives
They didn't even know what to do cuz the laws are nonsense in Australia / New Zealand

Are cane frogs a legit problem?

fuck hockey fags

hate us because u aint us

Only in Queensland. I've literally never seen a cane toad in my life

Neato, what about crocodiles?
Sorry watching 72 most dangerous animals of straya on netflix

>he thinks he's special because he has a proxy

What kind of games do they play in Nepal, starvation?

Far cry 4

/cric/ poofs need to LEAVE

They're up north too. The only really "dangerous" animals around where I live are spiders, snakes and I guess sharks

I have read that it's pretty bad there
Like the police will point a gun at you while addressing you, you can't organize any events anymore permission from the kingdom, lot of corruption, etc

>bull sharks
Yeah no thanks

*without permission

Unbeaten in NHL 18

>Tfw flim flams win again
feels good man

chadbox or gaystation

Bull sharks are the babby shit ones you find in rivers that are basically just fish. Great whites are the big ones

PS4 of course the patrician console

can't spell sony without soy

5 day weekend just started lads

sony = so ny
sony is LITERALLY >rags

2,1,3

1,3,2

1

Nice one lad

Platypus?

Oh god fuck funnel web spiders

They're very reclusive, you'd have a hard time finding one if you tried. Also, only the males are poisonous

Yeah I'm in prime funnel web territory. luckily they don't affect cats so I don't have to worry about the kitties playing in the garden

Next up is cobbler fish

Have you gotten to the chick that got her neck gnawed in by a seal yet?

Ah not yet m8. Most of these seem to be don't fuck with them and they won't fuck with you

we playoffs now

Itchy grubs?

Aussie Aussie Aussie

shorks have three games in hand with one point less
enjoy while it lasts!

Had to google that. I think there's a plant that's similar, makes me shudder thinking about having that shit on my neck when I was a kid

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the fire rises desu