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/hoc/ General
>ragz
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cricket
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butterfly
Sharks are my favorite original six team
>posting in early threads
What the fuck is your god damn problem, /hoc/?
bumble bee
for me, it's the bullet ant
>early by 1 post
forgivable...
You need to set the tone early in these things.
Good post
>mfw I remember tomorrow is against the hurricanes and an easy two points
>mfw you lost to the jests
for me, it's swedes
imagine having one of those crawling into your pisshole and bite
the jets are elite now
Just want to let you guys know I 'd love to meet you all sometime and play some nice relaxed hockey game in the open air.
GOOD post. Far superior to Finns.
Kek, I thought the slag in the middle's shirt said "Anal"
I'd play hokkei with you, grease. Even if you're a greasy coke-head
>Canalda
i’d do some blow with you
seem like a cool guy that doesn’t afraid of anything
Finland
is bad
PIZZA73
Flim Flams get a goal!! Hamilton gets a rebound past Hutton
2-1 floms
All fucking Finns must fucking hang.
worst pizza i’ve ever had
i’m a famoso™ lad
T. Grant in Grand Rapids
Finns aren't that bad desu. way better than sunbelt cucks
>leafs
welcome to ohio, fuckers
ill take middle in both
what are the two on the outside doing working at hooters lol
I've never skated in my entire life
hay guyz did you know lundqvists pads are the same size as every other goalies pads
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go back to >/niggerball/
>tfw someone attempts to console me
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*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*
Shutup fatty
not saying much desu
>breaks his foot
Reminder that Australia is "literally" the best country in the world at hockey
*rises from the dead for a 2 point game*
>lundqvist
>Scores a goal and gets an assist the next game
BTFO
Tfw heated seats in my new car, driving around in the snow, listening to powerviolence, shitposting on /hoc/
just cant play vidya there
An Australian post has been up for 5 minutes without a single (You). This is your first warning
>driving
>shitposting
pick one
ninja'd
---disregard this post---
>listening to anything other than dadrock and podcasts
I spent $160 on a call routed through PayPal Australia back to USA
Fuck your country tbqh
got >our kangaroo-fucker back, stan lee bowl incoming
Manlet detected
Reminder not to give aussies, or any /cric/ posters, (you)s.
That's your own fault for making an international call in an age where the internet exists
PUT IT IN THE WIN COLUMN
Why can't PayPal just post their numbers for US based representatives
They didn't even know what to do cuz the laws are nonsense in Australia / New Zealand
Are cane frogs a legit problem?
fuck hockey fags
hate us because u aint us
Only in Queensland. I've literally never seen a cane toad in my life
Neato, what about crocodiles?
Sorry watching 72 most dangerous animals of straya on netflix
>he thinks he's special because he has a proxy
What kind of games do they play in Nepal, starvation?
Far cry 4
/cric/ poofs need to LEAVE
They're up north too. The only really "dangerous" animals around where I live are spiders, snakes and I guess sharks
I have read that it's pretty bad there
Like the police will point a gun at you while addressing you, you can't organize any events anymore permission from the kingdom, lot of corruption, etc
>bull sharks
Yeah no thanks
*without permission
Unbeaten in NHL 18
>Tfw flim flams win again
feels good man
chadbox or gaystation
Bull sharks are the babby shit ones you find in rivers that are basically just fish. Great whites are the big ones
PS4 of course the patrician console
can't spell sony without soy
5 day weekend just started lads
sony = so ny
sony is LITERALLY >rags
2,1,3
1,3,2
1
Nice one lad
Platypus?
Oh god fuck funnel web spiders
They're very reclusive, you'd have a hard time finding one if you tried. Also, only the males are poisonous
Yeah I'm in prime funnel web territory. luckily they don't affect cats so I don't have to worry about the kitties playing in the garden
Next up is cobbler fish
Have you gotten to the chick that got her neck gnawed in by a seal yet?
Ah not yet m8. Most of these seem to be don't fuck with them and they won't fuck with you
we playoffs now
Itchy grubs?
Aussie Aussie Aussie
shorks have three games in hand with one point less
enjoy while it lasts!
Had to google that. I think there's a plant that's similar, makes me shudder thinking about having that shit on my neck when I was a kid
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the fire rises desu