*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*unsheathes bayonet*

*smacks lips*

>AYO KRAUT, WHERE YOU TINK YOUR GOING?

What do Sup Forums?

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Turn 360 and walk away.

What is this.

The universe where Africa and Europe swapped climates?

Das scary af

>take out my pistol
>shoot furiously in the sky as distraction
>distract
>run away

>IT WASN"T THE TRENCHES THAT BLOCKED GERMAN ADVANCEMENT, IT WAS

Since when were african in the Australian army?

Niggers are such FREAKS! Tell him he's a FREAK

If you turn 360 degrees you wouldn't be walking away you would be walking forward you tard

that looks cool as fuck.

We waz anzacs

>newfag didn't get the joke

>>>/leddit/

Nothing, niggas only like a foot away from me at this point

I was going to reply newfag but I'm pretty sure this post is also ironic.

Newfag. Delete this before I get second hand embarrassment

>Tfw my last name is Kraut

Die

AYO HOL UP

SO YOU SAYING WE WUZ EUROPE N SHEIT?

Pull out my enormous johnson and cock lash him to within an inch of his life. He goes crying home to his boyfriend with huge dick welts all over his face.

Ur the newfags and youve been taken on a ruse cruise

Jokes on you, I was only calling out the irony ironically.

>AYO HOL UP CRACKA
>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP AND DEY NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROGRAMS
>GIMME YO MONEY BITCH

Kangs?

Succc

das/that's from Hellboy

Haha get reversed fucked you little bitch I was doing a ruse on you! I pretended to think you were a newfag and was kidding when I told you to delete it! Hahahahahhhhahahahahhahhah

>I was just only pretending that I shat myself

I think he is supposed to be a boong. The devs have probably never seen a photo of one.

Did boongs even serve?

>AYO KRAUT, WHERE YOU TINK YOUR GOING?
>What do Sup Forums?

I turn around, pull down my trousers, ease my clenching butthole with the sloppy, wet middle finger, and hope for the best.

I mean, what else could I do, really? What else would even make sense?

Probably at the same time they had flat top slouch hats and Union jack flags on their sleeves

We wuz imperial
We wuz colonial
We wuz kangs

Yes. They killed more Germans than the U.S.

Well, considering your guns were built almost entirely with American steel, I doubt that.

>all those automatic WWI weapons
>all those black troops in a 99.6% white war
>no trench gameplay
>no France or Russia

this game is literally a bunch of niggers LARPing as WWI solders, I pray to God this game is filled with 420 gun skins and exotic character outfits

I hope DICE goes bankrupt in the coming years

hope there a Darren Wilson skin mod

Don't forget
>carrying and firing the Lewis Gun by holding the fucking barrel shroud instead of the carry handle

>HOL UP WATCHA DUIN MUH NIGGU?
Because according to Dice Germans in 1917 where also black.

Remind me why Sup Forums worships these losers?

What makes Swedes so obsessed with niggers?

what is the point of trolling on Sup Forums?

>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP
Just kill me.

>First World War
>Nazi
Is this bait or just the result of american education?

its both deutch bro

Thats sad. You lost not only one world war but two.

Has Germany even ever won a war. No idea why Germanboos/naziboos think they are good at fighting when every war they start they end up failing miserably.

Someone post the black nazi model in response pls

>THERE'S ANOTHER SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP
Holy fuck my sides just funded a space program

Germany started ww1

Please fucking stop

Germany did not start WW1. Austria-Hungary did.

...

>Australian hat
>lebo shitskin


Hahahaha Cuckstralia BTFO

Hey all.
We're being raided.
Come to the real threads


/cfg/ General
Red Team
Memetics Division\

We where fighting each other most of the time. Our only realy successful war as a united Germany is the one against the french 1870-1871.
The fact that it took the entire civilized world to beat Germany, Austria and the roaches is enough proof of our proficiency in warfare.

Spit in it's face.It will instinctively raise it's hand to wipe away the justice.At that time I would bring my knife up underneath it's chin and deliver justice to this animal.I will probably continue to spit on the nigger as I stab it repeatedly while crying at the same time maybe,idk.

>make america great again
>konata

NO! YOU TAKE THAT HAT OFF HER YOU FUCKING JACKBOOT!

>Niggers in WW1

Sup Forums supports the Triple Entente

second reich shills ITT are willyposters from /gsg/

yo real talk what the fuck is that bayonet held on by? a lug on the grip? there's nothing supporting the pommel of the blade that shit is going to snap off.

>Nothing personal kid

DICE shit the bed and the Lee Enfield just has some generic bayonet because apparently they have no fucking clue how to google anything. Look at the extra sights that make the weapon impossible to fire accurately.

AYO HOL UP
SO YOU WUZ SAYIN
WE WUZ IN FLANDERS FIELD N'SHIT?

>trash-tier armies (austro-hungaria, italy, ottomans) included
>french aren't
I bet you money the prologue mission of the single player campaign is some white guy shooting nog versions of the archduke and sophie

>implying anyone won ww1
also its not nice to make fun of other countries millitary traditions. Remember when we got thrown out of vietnam by a bunch of angry rice farmers?

>game doesn't even have france because niggers are more important

They couldn't even get the uniform right

That's like the easiest fucking part

Clearly historical accuracy was a major concern when developing this game.

But France is the only nation that used nigger solders in large numbers on the western front.

dice did a good job showing how a dindu would fuck up a gun.

Brilliant.

>DICE

Your military didn't loose against the vietnamese, your politicians didn't want to loose their approval.

Did he try and challenge the people that killed him to a game of gwent for his life?

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fuck you Sweden

Americans searched his body and threw the cards away because they are useless?

I think gwent was involved, I bet they took his rare cards as well.

HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN
WE WUZ STURMTRUPPEN N'SHIT?

is the game really 90% blacks
fuck dice, bc2 forever

Neither his rifle or pistol are even fucking german weapons. His rifle is a british lee enfield and his pistol is a fucking american m1911. What the actual fuck dice are you even fucking trying

I thought gwent is bong for poker or something. My bad.

Does anyone know which classes are black in the german army? Pic related are the British.

Battlefield always allowed you to use enemy enemy weapons in your loadout.

its the standart scout i think

C'mon it's 2016 for fuck sake

>world war 1 envisioned by spike lee

If France was in at least then having so many niggers in the game would be understandable.