"I didn't sign up for this."

>"I didn't sign up for this."

>mom character enters sons room and he's posting frogs
>"I didn't sign up for this."

>Person posts on Sup Forums
>gets dubs

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>based on true events

Sup Forums Sup Forums

be veeery careful now user

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>I never asked for this

Mhmm

>"I didn't sign up"

That's a bad idea.

>what are you doing here?
>I could ask you the same thing

>You and I, we're not so different you and me

>movie begins
>it was all a dream

>I never asked for this

>vietnam scene
>it aint me starts playing

>pretends to type on a keyboard
>hacks the mainframe in 10 seconds

>Directed by Zack Snyder

>ONLY THREE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN BREAK THIS ENCRYPTION
>CAN YOU?
>I WROTE IT

>You didn't have to do this
>I know, but I wanted to

IMAGINE

>Do it I dare you
>Dose it

but...how?

>I want to enjoy a tropes thread but am not creative enough to come up with a new funny one, so I'll just start a thread by reposting one beat to death and hope anons will come through for me

>protag is in the bahamas on the beach scene
>If you like pina coladas starts playing

thread over

>what gives you the impression I didn't just let you catch me?

>police car chase
>AAAAAAH CANT STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED

>NIGGER

>Character has a positive interaction with a woman
>Doesn't immediately start thinking of pornstars that look like said woman

>slasher movie
>token black guy dies first

>Character explains FTL travel
>folds piece of paper in half

>character goes on date
>doesn't masturbate furiously before and after.

>shoot or run?
>BOTH!!!

>actually did sign up for this

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>character mentions Sup Forums
>calls it a hacker forum

>Give me liberty or give me dog breath.

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>New and funny
>Tropes
Do you understand how this works?

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>antagonist is edgy
>protagonist calls him "Lord Edgy McEdgelord"

>there can't be new tropes
>there can't be new memes
Are you legit retarded? Oh wait it's Sup Forums nvm.

Check these dubs

>Watching a movie
>I used to read Word Up magazine

>character waits until person leaves the house to break in
>"oh I forgot something"
>person enters the house again and character has to hide

...

only a fag does this

>poster gets dubs
>doesn't check them

>meme
>meme
Like it write itself, hahahaaa

Help they are watching me

>i thought you knew how to fly this thing!
>i never made it past the simulations!

>It's quiet in here...
>...too quiet

>guard is investigating noise
>a cat startles him
>later the monster/villain attacks him and kills him

>i do, i just never learned to land!

I legit never seen this.

>"Welcome to basic training, ladies!"
>but the soldiers are all always men?

Typos?

>Why do they always run?

>How many operation have you done before ?
>38 ... in simulation

>character says "because its 2015"
>2015 was 35 years ago

this always gets me

>Far away future with flying cars and laser weapons
>Year 2005

>no prints, he must be using gloves
>looks like we got a professional on our hands

>movie is set in the future
>white men are still there

I actually like this.
Makes me happy that people had higher hopes for technology.

>I always crashed on the simulation.

>Is there a doctor on the plane?

Dr Pavel?

>character goes to a bar
>"I'll take a beer"

>You're the one locked in here with me

>I DON'T KNOW MY MOM ALWAYS DID IT FOR ME

i do this irl
they just give you the house beer, its cool

>mathematical problem in movie
>it's monty hall problem

>Leave the bottle

>if loving you is wrong I don't wanna be right

>Character asks for a really specific drink and gives complex instructions on how to prepare it
>Bartender just grabs some random beverage and shakes it a little

most cringey shit

THE DA IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK

It's Folgers in a cup!

>He’s a loose cannon, but goddammit he gets results

>PUT. THE. GUN. DOWN!

Has this ever worked?

Angry black police captain is unironically my favourite movie trope.

>Computer malfunction
>Sparks and smoke everywhere so you know something is wrong

>character walks up to the Lincoln Memorial
>oh beautiful four spacious skies with amber waves of gray starts playing

>PUT OUT A BOLO ON HIM

got any specific examples to recommend for me?

>how can you be so sure?
>i just know, trust me!

>I'm not here to make friends.

>character walks into store
>"A pack of cigarettes"

even worse:
>"how can you be so sure?"
>"Look, , do you trust me?"

>scientist turns on his machine
>entire city blacks out

of course you autists would ignore this

Dumb Tom Cruise poster

>scientist turns on his ultra high-tech machine
>sparks everywhere

anonymous_80453187@Sup Forums.com

Don't call me autistic.

>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't, but I'm the only chance you got.

>What are you doing?
>Something I should have done a long time ago.

>shits himself

>woman is running in heels
>she's having difficulty so takes them off and runs barefoot

>male and female characters are having an altercation
>male character grabs female character's arm
>'You're hurting me!'