AGW alarmism is bullshit

Why do people still believe in global warming alarmism? No models have produced any accurate predictions whatsoever. Shouldn't that be a reason to discard them?

B-b-b-but muh Solyndra equity!

>but this is the hottest year on record!

No, it isn't. This is actually the coldest period in the past 65 million years. Sauce: Google the image name.

Wait, you're telling me that global warming is a bunch of bullshit to push a Leftist political agenda? Say it ain't so, user!

I'm not sure how to read this graph, are the lines different predictions?

Now that's how you do statistics! Create a hundred models - 5 will be right, RIGHT?

>they're all wrong

Take over the economies anyway.

>but aren't current temperatures outside the norm?

Nope. See pic related. The only abnormal temperatures depicted are predictions. And the Marcott data set shows a bunch of recent temperatures coupled with a proxy data set smoothed over hundreds of years--which eliminates the meaningful variation. You can see how important it is to look at that variation based on the other datasets. In other words, these niggas be hidin' shit.

There is no evidence of abnormal temperatures.

ITT: the decline of conservativism due to tinfoil retards

The lines are all model predictions. The actual measurements are the dots and squares. The model predictions deviate wildly from actual measurements.

I'm going to break it down for you. I hold many well diversified shares of stock in green and renewable energy as well as abundant holdings in opaque derivatives of investment vehicles from the same organizations of which I have a very tenuous understanding.

You are fucking with my profit model goy. Maybe you've heard of Tesla? Look ye mighty upon my lithium ion batteries and despair

Sure but our oceans are still fucked. Say goodbye to millennia old coral reefs

I don't give a damn about global warming, because I am going to end my life in the next 5 years.

I feel sorry for children being born into this world nowadays.

Global warming alarmism was the worst thing to ever happen to environmentalism. There is absolutely nothing wrong with conserving nature, but now 99% of "green" activists are a bunch of drooling retards that have no understanding of climate science much less any basic scientific principles.

Alright that's what I figured.

Please allow me to make that sooner. The last thing I need is a depressing hat for my country bemoaning crippling feelings of personal failure.

Sorry, forgot pic.

>I am going to end my life in the next 5 years.
don't leaf us

Shut up stupid science bitch

You can't even make I more smarter

The answer to your question is "yes." But lefties are literally retarded. I don't think they're "lying" about this issue so much as not verifying the basic assumptions. So they build these big systems with a lot of political funding and support.

Do you have a graph that shows the city of Miami Beach going under fucking water?

Isn't the whole point of a scientific theory to make predictions about the natural world?

No goy. Stop questioning things.

Sure. Take a look at pic related. The sea level rise over the past 8k years or so has been extremely consistent and very predictable, with no deviation happening as humans were industrializing.

If Miami is actually going under water--and I contest that claim--then it's clearly due to wholly natural cycles of warming.

WRONG

The purpose of scientific studies, research, think tanks, and even the intelligentsia itself is to provide shareholder value.

At least, that's what some Jew with tenure at MIT said in a youtube video I saw once.

OK, well I have some attractive luxury condos for you to invest in then

>muh beaches
Who fucking cares? They aren't going flood overnight and people will just gradually move inland. Shit happens.

Condos, come and get 'em. $500/SF, 1 and 2 bedroom

>hurr
If you make a bad investment, that's your own fault.

Sea levels will change no matter what eventually. Taking money from people for this shit is the same as ancient priests demanding tribute to make the sun rise tomorrow.

>Why do people still believe in global warming alarmism?

They believe what they're told to believe. "Scientists" are nothing more than clergy, except they get grants instead of papal decrees.

Maybe the problem is that we as an advanced civilization can't exist in all the places we do if we keep filling the atmosphere with shit and fucking it up. Ice caps have a lotta fucking water in em. They melt and we gotta fuckin move dude. I don't think it's completely unprecedented like yeah this shits happened in the past but show me a graph that our continued use of fossil fuels (as opposed to the COMPLETELY RENEWABLE AND NATURAL RESOURCES we can use) is that much fucking better. Really. Do that and I'm on board with oligarchy bullshit and exxon buying politicians.

There's gotta be some way to emit CO2 and prop up Saudi Arabia at the same time. I'll get back to you if I figure out how

No you're just being completely nonsensical.

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sure ignore the yearly increase in global mean surface tempatures for the past hundred years and dismiss it as jewish. I swear Global warming is treated by many of my fellow right wingers as GMO's are with left wingers.

>I have all my money invested in china

Got banned.

Can you produce any evidence about surface temperatures increasing in a statistically significant way? See

What am I looking at here?

No abnormal temperature increases.

Actually, I think there have been several predictions that were/are accurate

The hottest in the time of us. We weren't trying to grow enough food and have water for 7 billion people 10 million years ago, as you well know.