Mr. Worf, open all hailing frequencies and try to contact the entity Sup Forums

Mr. Worf, open all hailing frequencies and try to contact the entity Sup Forums.

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Dreadful attempt, old boy.

memes

>it's a troi episode

>it's a Wesley episode

>it's an omnipotent being episode

>it's a climax is resolved through captain's log episode

>it's a holodeck malfunction episode

BIGGUYFORYOUBIGGUYFORYOUBIGGUYFORYOU

>it's a worf honor episode

>it's a computer can't detect organic matter rotting in the Jeffreys tube episode

>it's a federation starship is tractor-beamed by an unknown object episode

>its a worfs wifes son episode

>tfw you disengage mod protocols and it's nothing but BLACKED, Sup Forums and pedospam bots and you can't get any discussion on whatever film you watched

I don't know if I want to watch all of TNG or not because I like the cast so much that I'll never see them again.

>it's an if you kill your enemies they win episode

Give it to me straight lads, is discovery going to be shit?

Its gonna be one big shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite

PICARD YOUR BROTHER IS RAPING HIS SON!

itt characters who did nothing wrong

Hello.

>working on a cloak that could phase through normal matter
>could practically make the Federation invincible to everything, even the Borg
>Picard: IT'S A TREATY SIGNED IN GOOD FAITH

You just know section 31 grabbed that shit up

we surrender

take us to your holodeck immediately

Mind Rape!!!

Captain, I recommend we fire a full spread of photon torpedoes on this thread.

Make it so
please please please
Make it so

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No, Worf, if you kill your enemies they win.

Depends if you like CURRENT YEAR social issue pandering.

>its a planet refuses to accept a federation transport of war refugees episode

There's no way that technology wouldn't be stolen within a few years and a new war breaks out.

But Captain, these threads are terrible. They have no honor. We should destroy them as long as we've got the chance.

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These are the best episodes though

Belay that order. I want to see where this goes.

>it's a Data tries to sell Yar's old panties on cashforclunkers.com episode

finally an excuse to post this

Captain, scans are showing a high concentration of big guys in the thread. Our signals may be unable to withstand the levels of 4u radiation.

You just know std will have that episode.

Bajor was right to turn away the rapefugees.

Dr Crusher, I'm Section 31

Are you fucking retarded? Star Trek HAS ALWAYS BEEN social issue pandering

Fuck off and go watch big gay theory, you fucking retard

>its a post-roddenberry era jewish subversion episode where (((they))) push their agenda

>not Bashir
sad

>it's a career suicide episode

>it's a what in tarnation are those darn kids up to this time at the shopping mall in outer space episode

I'm sure they can, the computers can detect most things, they just don't go for the Orwell option and have it scanning and reporting everything at all times because of privacy

>It's a nobody notices the Captain being kidnapped episode

crusher is in that pic

otherwise yes that works better since i recall bashir had dealings with s31

Reminder that Maxwell did nothing wrong.

Which episode was that?

>it's a the Enterprise gets her ass kicked with a few phasers hits episode

You mean like that episode of DS9 that was made over twenty years ago?

Now, now Mr. Worf. I'm sure they're just as confused as we we. Lower our shields as a sign of good will

Not that guy but it could be that Voyager episode with Brad Douriff. DS9 did something similar once but those aren't really Jeffries tubes as they're Cardy and Jeffry was probably human.

>There's no way that technology wouldn't be stolen within a few years and a new war breaks out.
lol big whoop a war where nobody hits nobody

considering Starfleet security it would take the Romulans a week to come in possession of that technology

g-guards

You fucking moron. Star Trek has been a platform for progressive philosophy since the very beginning. Fuck off to Sup Forums

This was literally an episode in DS9, you fucking cuck.

The best part about it was that they were criticizing Israel.

Next they'll be allowing blacks onto the bridge, just you wait and see

Captain it seems like Sup Forums is powering up its phaser array. Should I raise shit posting shields?

Always obsessing over Sup Forums out of nowhere.

nobody even posts on /po/ it's a super slow board

It's not working as a containment board then

Why?

Reminder that Armus did nothing wrong

Can someone post the occupation was hard picture?

Sup Forums HAS NO HONOR!

>it's an episode where Riker is an interesting and likable secondary character
>followed by an episode where Riker is the focal character

We will add your autism to our own.

reminder Armus did nothing wrong