"Ladies and Gentlemen, they have done it!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, they have done it!"

"Mexico has officially won the 2018 FIFA World Cup!"

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quality thread

t. butthurt argentina

bad thread but makes more sense than USA winning it

"With Argentina in second place!"

>check pic
>white gentlemen on the background
Yep, this is Argentina indeed.

Will Missi ever recover?

why would we be butthurt?
it's mexico, not you.

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t. butthurt argentina

What are the chances of Mexico actually winning?

0

Normally: 1%
With >our current DT: 1.7x10^-15

screencaping just in case

How so?

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if the other 31 teams die in a plane crash they'll win 100%

nypost.com/2017/12/21/teen-youtube-star-gunned-down-after-hurling-insult-at-cartel-boss/

>wakes up from dream
>gets killed by cartel

Nope you and Germany probably have better backups

>peel my cock
>long weapons
>trato du muerte
quality article right there

they couldn't fucking hire someone to translate? what kind of bullshit "loose" translations are those?

Neat.

I'd be okay with that. I'm backing Germany, but at least a Mexico win would make my uncle and cousins happy.

CHI

Pretty fucking sad, but Jesus Christ is it hard to take that article seriously with those translations. What the fuck are "long weapons?" Did the cartel guys come in and start attacking him with fucking polearms and pikes?

Imagine being chicano

>and then you turn off the video game and go to sleep

Imagine the amount of shitpost 130 million mexicacas could do if that ever happened. Imagine all the shit that wpuld go down in mexico lol

More shit than India even, and that’s a lot of shit

Is Mexico's team whiter than >our's?

According to the sportsbook 188bet, the USA has a 70-1 chance of winning the World Cup, and Mexico is a 100-1 shot.
So Mexico literally has a smaller chance of winning the World Cup than the U.S.
oddschecker.com/football/world-cup/winner

chile did mexico 7-0
imagine how badly mexico are going to get assraped by germany

ME PELA LA VERGA EL MENCHO

CHI

CA

GO

lel

yes

>chile beat méxico 7-0
>chile out of the wc
Hmmm...

it's not like Mexico was put in a confederation that's infinitely inferior to them just so their shitty country of 120 million people would qualify and FIFA wouldn't lose that market or anything.

>CONCACAF
>Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football
>México is in the North America
>Argentina claims they are white

are you the brazilian guy in the mx threads?

Nope.

>lumping together countries from 3 different regions that happen to be absolute dogshit
>and also 3 South American countries that happen to be also absolute dogshit
>not to help them qualify
did your mum get fucked by a brown smelly midged or something?

Nope, my mom is not argentinian.

>Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football
>North
>Central
>Caribbean

holy fuck you're one retarded monkey
kek

Good argument.

>literally proving my point
alright m8

might as well just include oceania while you're at it, so long as it's in the name it's fine, right? you retarded chimpanzilian.

>Suriname
>Guyana
>French Guiana

and where exactly in "North", "Central" or "Caribbean" are they?

I'm impressed at this point you aren't claiming you should be playing in UEFA because, technically, you are Europe.

>We don't want the people there to be Argentine, we want the soil back. They can stay and live as they were British and speak English
>We have the largest Welsh colony outside the Anglosphere and they still live by the Welsh culture and speak their language (there are almost more Welsh speakers here than in Wales). It would be the same for the people in the Falklands

what kind of retarded logic is that? we're claiming land, not sense of belonging in relation to europe, you dumbfuck.

I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

t. person who wants México to play in CONMEBOL because it's okay for three non-countries north of Brazil are in CONCACAF
I think you are that argie who sucks american cocks, and you are just mad USA is out of the WC. Stay butthurt.

It's not yours, Britain took it.

oh, so you're not pretending, that's sad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estadio_Islas_Malvinas
>The stadium's name reflects Argentina's claims of sovereignty over the Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas in Spanish).
>La Cuestión de las islas Malvinas es para All Boys un motivo de orgullo y de honor. Hoy el estadio lleva el nombre de Islas Malvinas.nota 1 Desde el momento que desembarcaron en Malvinas para recuperar el territorio, All Boys decidió tomar partido como institución y la junta directiva puso manos a la obra para ver de que manera se podía comprometer al club con el conflicto. Hoy el club está directamente ligado a los excombatientes y a todas las agrupaciones que los representan. El Club Atlético All Boys lleva adelante una serie de homenajes y reconocimientos cada día 2 de abril.4

Thanks Jordan

México almost got all of its abusers out of the WC

> USA
Rivals
> Chile
7-0
> Netherlands
No Era Penal

And almost Argentina if you count constantly eliminating México our of cups one.

>Netherlands not qualifying for the WC
Fug, I wanted the possibility of a Mexico vs Netherlands match.

I want to anally penetrante Whitney Ivette so bad

>mexico's greatest accomplishment in the sport is hosting the Game of the Century

lel

What drug are these people on?

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>Mexico
>Beating Argentina ever
>pick one

kek, probably 5 or so other NT´s too

I wouldn´t even come near a computer for a month, too much partying going on

>USA´s greatest accomplishment is hosting the WORST World Cup ever

>Netherlands qualifies
>lcim 2 dive boogaloo


1000 people dying could almost be worth the memes

And the Hand of God