Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?

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Id prefer a documentary on her, the event, and the McCanns the following years after

Micheal B Jordan

The daughter she had with Podesta.

Idris Elba

I fucking hate the scum Kate and Gerry. Literally millions have been spent on them, which could have gone to schools or hospitals to help actual living children, not negligent murderers.

Tom Hardy

Aidan Gillen

Back to the Future 3

maddie ziegler

Emma Watson's vibrator

Literally who?

Movies where the bad guy wins?

She was a toddler, and wouldn't be in it for very long anyway so they could cast anyone. Who'll play the parents is the question.

most famous child (corpse) in england

>girl is kidnapped
>Never heard from again
>The end

Thrilling movie tbqh

t. gerry mccan

Girl got left alone in a Portugal hotel by her dumbass parents and went missing sparking a 10 year manhunt.

Many believe the parents killed her and covered it up which they deny, others believe she was kidnapped.

It's pretty sketchy.

maddie here, i'm doin alright

PLS be in london

pics of your feet?

>never given a sticky and is now doomed to haunt TV for all eternity

thanks mods for our QT ghost loli

Yess....the parents did it....

youtube.com/watch?v=A98J_OeCmpQ

dem voter here

stop making fun of my favorite pedophiles

im gonna vote for them anyways

This guy I know once gifted my sister-in-law with one of those personalized calendars that has a family pic for every month. For one of the months he used a picture of this girl. Creepy as fuck.

Creepy thing about this is that it was actually confirmed to be from Comet Pizza.

these psychos give pedos a bad name

No, pedos give pedos a bad name.

kino

i want pol to leave

Hi gerry

THIS SUMMER

ROB SCHNEIDER

Vicky

This explain a bit better.
youtube.com/watch?v=slziMpXYjJo

IS JOHN PODESTA
*cue to funky music and shots of Portugal*

This sick charade is breaking soon.

And its going to be ugly.

TWO GUYS

GET UP TO SOME "CHILDISH ANTICS"

Q. What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul?
A. The Pope died a virgin.

Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?
A: Both are flown to England in boxes.

Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, kek.

Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?
A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.

Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?
A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen.

Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common?
A: Both lost in Europe.

Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common?
A: Both are fucked and then discarded.

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
A: A boomerang always comes back.

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.

Q: Whats the Difference between Madeleine McCann and Heath Ledger?
A: One was in Brokeback Mountain, the other was mounted until her back broke.

Q: What's the difference between peas and semen?
A: Maddie never got used to the taste of peas.

ScarJo

13-yo general?

Before i didnt understand the idiocy but as a proper adult now the idea of leaving your kids alone in a hotel room while you go to a restaurant is so fucking retarded

That's 2 police sketches of the same suspect. It's not 2 guys like most retards think.

This is what happens when people don't research.

OK Podesta

Not only that, they admitted drugging the children so they'd stay asleep while they went out and got pissed.

Fucking degenerate parents.

Look it up you fucking retard. Police were looking for 1 man. Those are 2 witness sketches of the same man.

sure thing John.

its just two separate sketches that happen to look exactly like the Podesta brothers down to the mole on Tonys face. They were also staying a few blocks away at the same time.

typical dem

How about you actually research instead of believing what /x/ tells you

theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/oct/14/british-detectives-efits-madeleine-mccann-suspect

Police have issued two efits that they believe are descriptions of the same man, who is now being sought as a priority by the British detectives leading the new McCann inquiry.

He was seen in the vicinity of the Praia da Luz resort in Portugal six years ago at the time that the three-year-old went missing. Despite numerous appeals for information over the years, the man has not come forward to talk to investigators in Portugal or Britain.

I guess brothers can't be confused for the same person in your safe space playdooh world.

>heh why don't you do some research
>posts guardian article

God you guys are idiots.

I'm not saying it wasn't podesta, I'm saying that's 1 guy.

>do some research omg
>posts the guardian

I dont think these normie farm animals have any chance whatsoever. Like for real, sometimes I think they deserve to just be leeched into nothing and their children raped if they are going to be like this.

Believe what you want. You could always.. y'know.. look it up yourself.

I prefer facts over memey bullshit.

I have looked it up for myself, and thats why I know the horrific future thats waiting for all you braindead animals.

classic podesta

You think you're hot shit doncha!!!

WHAT'S MY NAAAME!

DEAR JOHN
DON'T YOU THINK 4 WAS TOO YOUNG?

In all seriousness Johnny has an unlimited amount of kids in Hollywood. There's no way he'd risk an abduction let alone do it himself. The parents clearly killed her.

...

THEY'RE BIG GUYS.. BUT HOW BIG ARE THEIR

Is that a fucking merchant voice I hear?

BUT THE KIDS.. ARE ABOUT TO FIND OUT

they just got given more money to continue the search, I saw it on TV a day or so ago

>be man
>see opportunity to abduct loli
>abduct loli
>hours later the world fucking blows up
>everyones looking for loli
>fuck I just wanted my own loli
>PANIC.jpg
>throw loli off of cliff in the middle of the night

seriously she's just fucking gone man

There's a market for this, a victim could end up anywhere. Tourists are easy targets because they're not backed by local law. John might bought her through contacts.

She's gone, but we can still find the guys who did it. Pedophiles are repeat offenders.

>bought her through contacts
>his face appears in the suspect sketch

Did you post that pic because of the 400 or so rings busted in LA recently?

not that guy, considering just how much of a fucking manhunt is on for him I imagine he's probably still in hiding for fear someone might connect him

anyone else, maybe. just not him

>be detective
>find out it's podesta
>ask to be paid off
>win win

Gee we just can't find him Mr and Mrs McAnn!

I'll show you later.

hmmm...mayhaps...mayhaps....

>be detective
>find out it's podesta
>sudden heart attack while my brakes fail and I accidently let a dumbbell drop on my neck while a mentally unstable unpolitical shooter assassinates me

jake gylenhal

Do you think she's happy with her new family?

>le like le look it up le open le eyes sheeple!!!!

kill yourself asap for defending outed pedophiles John and Tony Podesta.

Clearly he shot himself three times at the back of the head on and accidentally slipped into Lake Michigan.

get the motion capture suite ready. there's a classic abduction tale that needs to be told.

>13 year-olds now were 3 when Maddie disappeared
wew

At this point she'd unironically posted in cunny threads.

While living in Texas.

Who will play her in the inevitable biopic?