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hurri ganes -edition

TB:Tyler Johnson will return Thursday vs. OTT
BOS:Marchand (illness) questionable for Thursday
BOS:David Krejci (UBI) won't play Thursday
NJ:Jesper Bratt won't be in the lineup Thursday
NJ:Marcus Johansson (ankle) will play Thursday
EDM:Andrej Sekera might be able to play Thursday
PHI:Wayne Simmonds scores 1G, 1A in win over DET
TOR:Jake Gardiner collects 2 pts in loss to CBJ
CLM:Seth Jones nets 1G, 1A in win over Toronto
NYI:Islanders will be moving back to Long Island
PHI:Brian Elliott will make ninth straight start
STL:Carter Hutton will get the nod on Wednesday

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AUTHORIZED /hoc/ POSTERS LIST
>USA
>CANADA
>FINLAND
>SWEDEN
>DENMARK
>NORWAY
>RUSSIA
Mods, please take note.

First for CRICKET

NO /cric/WORMS ALLOWED IN MY /hoc/

Add Austria and New Zealand tbqh

rekt'd

>30 seconds late

>TOR:Jake Gardiner collects 2 pts in loss to CBJ
>laffs

Negative ghost rider the pattern is full

I will bring it up on the next meeting for a vote then

absolutely do not add aussies or kiwis
god i fucking hate finns

GOOD post

I said austria not australia, you american. Also Kiwis are good guys. They post monkeys and are cool
Australia is the real enemy

French Canadian head coach obviously.
D coach is american and played at least 15 seasons in the NHL
Goaler coach peaked in college and played in europe until he had kids

Your mind is clouded finland. Have you had your daily dose of liquor? Please, I'm only trying to help you.

Finland always has been and always will be the real enemy.

>aussies
>Austria
This post brought to you by a lightning fan in Mississippi

Any poster from a country not on the approved list will be voted on in a case by case basis. We will not wholesale allow Aussies, Kiwis, or any spic nation to post in /hoc/

>hate griget
>like hockey
>lumped in with /cric/ cancer because of flag
fuckin can't win desu.

Prove it by honoring this man, follow in his footsteps

Since when do Austrians post here? I just assumed you were braindead like the rest of your country and fucked up trying to type Australia.
Also kiwis are some of the most notorious /cric/ posters, don't encourage their cancer.

Only brainlets don't like Cricket.

Can you pull off a DLF maximum in NHL?

When did Russia get so based?

Nov 8 2016

hey fellaz! did you know the new york islanders will trade john tavares to the new york rangers for nick holden and a 4th round pick?

what if hiromoot removed flags on /spee/

There is the one austrian good guy who posts.
Theres only one kiwi who posts and he is a good guy too

You're now aware that vast regions of the United States and Canada both qualify as Latin America, based on the accepted definition of having areas which were originally colonized by Latin European nations, being populated by their descendants, and a Romance language being widely spoken. Basically, Quebec, New England, New York, Michigan, Florida, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California and Nevada all easily qualify as Latin America.

>I have never seen Austrian Underdog
Dont be such a faggot if you are going to try and make rules.
/hoc/ is accepting of all and will bully out the shitty posters. Only exception is grease.

fugg

get your head on straight man

no I'm not a sharkie. It would be inappropriate.

What’s CM Punk’s favourite NHL team? I can’t remember the name. Are they good?

wasted get but hello kazakhstan

Shut the fuck up you faggot jew, theres more jews that show up to madison circle not a plant in sight garden on gamedays than there is in russia.

Tell me about your team Barys Astana, Nigel.

Posting in a Winning Thread.

chekt

its a winnipegger

stay mad long island trash, jt wont be there when you move to your horse shit stadium in 2020

>shit team

>shit fans

>shit city

>shit sport

Exceptions can be made for quads

Здpaвcтвyйтe тoвapищ)

that one took the jest a bit too far

Do you love US and A?

How do I get into hockey m8?

Why are there so many Jews at rags games?

Only if it's Indian Street Hockey

new york is just a giant jewish deli

renoucing /cric/ would be a good place to start

youtube.com/watch?v=dIV-QdPEx-Q

nice quads, antropov

I’m not from /cric/ though

see youre getting it already
next step is choosing a franchise to cheer for

>not hurtta ganes

Just checking

Wach this: youtube.com/watch?v=nv2FUnHceqU
Then watch the games online.

pick a team and start watching games lad
for me, it's the sharks

Why does everyone not know the Kazakh poster is a jest fan there for work and not borat?
Commendable digits though

1. watch all 3 mighty ducks movies, slap shot and goon
2. play NHL games and pick your team
3. watch your team's games and/or listen to match commentaries.
4. there is no step 4. You are a hockey fan now.

just found out I have some finnish ancestry

should I jump in front of a bus?

That seems to be common for all sports, I’m talking about rules of the game

For the most part it's soccer on ice

everyone here has short attention spans

see this post It's like soccer, but faster and more physical.

don't ever compare poofterdive to elite, muscular hockey again.

self immolation in front of the Finnish embassy in Ottawa

Checking what? Your menstrual cycle isnt it?
Fucking queer go wack a ball like a dumbass somewhere else

Well explained, cheers.

holy shit, an aussie made a fucking great post

Go get BTFO by some emus. The style of play is completely different but the rules are very similar.

false flagging cric fag
he’s trying to get us comfortable with aussies again until were docile, then they strike again and invade /hoc/ again with autismo cricfaggery

Wow we might have the first white canadian on /hoc/.

>defending divegrass
shig dig user

nice digits

go jets

Thanks Bond.

I watched the video, don’t think it’s as physical as divegrass 2bh. I might watch some good games online.

broons are fugged tonight

U fucking wot m8. There's offsides and even that is different

They aren't digits unless you check em. Like this

Check em

How could any starting lineup compete with this?
>American manlet - Autistic Canadian - Russian sniper
>Big strong Swede - Prairie Canadian
>Finnish goaltending
>French Canadian coach

Did I ever say I like divegrass?

>don’t think it’s as physical as divegrass 2bh
Lel what. All you have to do is breathe on someone to get called for a foul

Why does cricket like to shit up our threads so much? I want a higher-tier nemesis, like basketball

>big strong swede
Thats a oxymoron

what? apart from tripping and a vastly different offside rule, what exactly is similar in your ming?

see , mr trips

The cancer is AFL, NRL, RUG and AYY league. They flood into /cric/ during matches. The lads stay before and after the match. I’m assuming the same cunts post here on /hoc/ as well.

Kesler's return is just around the horizon!

cucked

In povertyball you get ejected for shoving, tripping, throwing a punch
In hockey, nothing happens because all the refs are blind

Skating and handling the puck is also much more difficult than running with a ball.

...

Net, goaltending, puck must cross the line, defensive and offensive roles but players can act as they feel necessary, forward passes, the concept of off sides (even though the rules are different), penalty shots, reliance on passing and build up play, several penalities are analogous, refs have a large amount of discretion, and set plays are really the only drawn up plays. They're not the exact same but soccer is the closest thing to hockey and a good frame of reference for new watchers to understand the game from.

>Dorsett
*inhales*

>Albertans are Sup Forums fags.
Wow what a shocker, only behind Sup Forums for most cancerous board

you’re obviously a Sup Forums faggot too if you know that
suffocate thyself with vapours most toxic

>rip on your fellow prairie brother
But why