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hes here edition

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very early

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what is this haircut called in britain?

fucking hell
why didn't he stop after the first song.

babestation

i understand this reference

spoofed on ya mum

need a player 2 lads

smfh

hes here

>just be yourself mate

Nassim Dehouche

abysmal jape

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THE MEMBER FOR /BRIT/

where's the codpiece

the nassim

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*drinks*

>gf spends $20+ on every meal and gets delivery every single night
>easily totals $300 per week
>I cook a couple of large dishes a week and eat them for lunch/dinner
>about $100 including my weekend meals out
"Omg user how do you always have so much money to spend???"

is this real

*blocks your path*

WILL THE PRIME MINISTER EXPLAIN WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE REGULAR OCCURRENCES OF EARLY THREAD POSTING?

I know. They look grilled.

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old dave

can she not cook

They're going to eat of these plates later

mks u thnk

MR SPEAKER I THANK THE HONOURABLE MEMBER FOR /BRIT/ FOR HIS QUESTION. MR SPEAKER, I DO AGREE WITH MY HONOURABLE FRIEND THAT EARLY THREADS ARE A PROBLEM AND THIS CONSERVATIVE /BRIT/ GOVERNMENT WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO KERB EARLY /BRIT/ THREADS. THE PREVIOUS LABOUR GOVERNMENTS GOT US NOWHERE WHEN IT COMES TO STOPPING EARLY /BRIT/ THREADS AND WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE THAT

HEAR HEAR

ah yes feminism

alan and his 13 year old bf

He's really got that Jewish sugar daddy look down

hes french algerian

She can but also has really bad social anxiety so won't go anywhere near the kitchen if flatties are home

Would love to have his life
Such a fucking alpha chad

always a sucker for father-son bonding

Alan is actually really good looking desu

Which only makes me respect him more

fucking hate tripfag cunts
ruin every board they touch

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vote lads

t. nassim nonceberg

why does he move like a child

autism

puttering at this

literally just move to some SEA shithole like the rest of the runts

polls for the 2017 /brit/ general election will close at 1:15 am GMT

no they won't

>"ah I see you enjoyed the 'punch'.. how about you come back to our apartment and we'll look after you sweetie"

they wont

I'll vote whenever I want you slug

we already had an election mongloid
you're missing the runt and anime parties

yes they will yank
yanks aren't allowed to vote in this election only those eligible to vote in regular british general elections, such as british citizens, australian citizens, irish citizens, canadians, etc

puttering at this, he can't turn the bass down on his new speakers
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>no intelligent option
shit poll

for her to not bore me to death

i'm not solving a captcha for your poll

revised general election ballot, all previous ballots are now null and void and you can cast your vote here even if you voted before

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what does the runt party believe in?

>no intelligent option

and how are you going to check this? runt.

honour system

moving to SEA, owning cats and talking about a girl from work with cute ears

>having an election at 1am during yank hours

state enforced interracial orgies with white males exclude

>yanks
>honor
choose one

What's his endgame?

Yanks are repulsive vermin

keep remembering the lad from earlier that was posting about his cock getting stomped on with stilettos
horrible
want to scrub my mind with soap and water so I forget it

Big supporter of God and his son Jesus and all that they do for me.

french genocide

the extermination of all frogs

not feeling these lately

thought alan was just a greasy sex tourist working some dead end job but he's a fucking doctor teaching at a university and has had academic shit published

Not happy lately

you need to watch anime

5 minutes until the polls close and the next government of /brit/ is chosen

Why?

academic shit you say?

any east london man in?

i know right got big respect for him now

what kind of retard would post his face on Sup Forums

any cuckio man in?

im not liam

Could you teach me some modern British slang? :)

watched the jihadis next door

mental that you lot have isis members openly recruiting in the streets

absolute state of england t b h

what would you do if you learned half way through college that you have two trusts in your name worth more than a million dollars

Lesson 1, Greetings:

As-salamu alaykum, Wa-alaykum salam

yeah what's good cuz

In 1848, the Times of London boasted, “A Celt will soon be as rare on the banks of the Shannon as the red man on the banks of Manhattan.” The Brits nearly achieved their goal by the end of the 19th century as the native Irish population plummeted. The native Irish population is plummeting again, and the native Irish are already a minority in some electoral districts based on the 2016 Census. The same British voices are now gloating at the demise of the Gael, one of the most noble indigenous peoples of the world, who never colonised anyone and possess a vernacular literature as old as Latin and Greek. This anti-Irish project, which posits that the Irish do not exist as an ethnic group, is funded by the British state. That’s all you need to know.

All cultures are equal la

do a poo
have a wank

hannah martin's big bum

Bet he nonces up all the undergrads

just keep going to uni and keep the money to buy a house with later

WWII in Colour has a great theme tune

Sauce?

polls have closed and the results are in, /brit/ is now in a hung parliament and it is expected we'll see a ballbusting coalition government